Trying to find the real me.

[villanellebeing-gay-iskillingeve]

Villaneve Fanfic Master List

With season three done, and the long wait for season 4, here are some fics to help pass the time.

Imagine Me and You (and Our Parents) in which Eve and Villanelle’s parents are getting married, forcing them to be entirely awkward with the unresolved chemistry between themselves. It’s basically the set up for a romcom. 

Love Language (fluent in your) a medical drama! Long but worth the read. 

Confessions, a one shot that takes place after the season finale. Definitely something I wished had happened in the show but oh well. Maybe in season four it’ll happen? 

Different for us is a slight au that features Eve as a forensic psychologist whose tasked with dealing with Villanelle and her shenanigans. Excellent world building and pacing in the story. Feels like reading an actual book. 

Professional boundaries is what I consider a classic Villaneve fic. It picks up from the season one ending and is a must read just because it’s fun.

Down, Down under the earth goes another lover, featuring a cat and mouse game where it’s more cat and cat. A lot of good plot twists so I won’t mention them, but it’s a good read and the way the author gets inside their minds and characterizes them is an art of it’s own. 

Step in front of a runaway train, another story where Eve is sent to kinda rehabilitate an in prison Villanelle. Except this story is about ten times darker and features Eve yelling at a boar, sweating in Florida heat, and dreaming about Villanelle (except maybe it wasn’t a dream?) This whole story feels like a prelude to a fever dream in the best way possible. 

In darkness she beckons, in which Eve has premonitions about murders, which leads her directly into the path of Villanelle. Only a few chapters out, but it’s very interesting and shows lots of promise. 

The Unconventional Bodyguard, only a couple chapters are out so far, but it looks to have great promise for comedy and for awkward situations to happen that will lead to them falling in love. 

Cuba, a funny fic about Eve, Villanelle, Konstantin, and Irina going to Cuba. This will brighten your day. 

Beep Beep, a one chapter fic about Villanelle being a dick to Eve when she loses her car, in the most funny fashion ever. It all leads to love, though. 

Quid Pro Quo, a lawyer!Villanelle fic, in which she helps Eve divorce from her husband and in the process they fall in love. It’s a cute fic, with plenty of action. Makes me think of the movie Legally Blonde, if it was ten times gayer. 

Love at First Swipe, a Tinder AU. Eve thinks she’s being catfished but she’s not, and it leads to an interesting turn of events. 

Straightforward, Eve wants to cut her hair; Villanelle totally does not freak out about it. Honestly, a cute and in character one shot. 

The Wrong Kind of Almost, Eve sees Villanelle working at MI6, but that can’t be true, right? No one else notices it, so it simply can’t be true. Right? Right????

Issues (We’ve got the Kind of Love to Solve Them) is a ten part series. It is an adventure and definitely worth the read. It will make you feel so many things. 

Not a Chance in Hell, is an assassin vs. assassin story. Eve calls Villanelle puppy. If that’s not reason enough to read, then I don’t know what is. 

The heat of the moment, a story where Eve is a trainer and Villanelle is her trainee. It’s a really good, fast paced story. The fights are detailed and will have you rooting for Villanelle to win so she can advance in her career. 

Love to the Point of Invention, a kinda sci-fi story where Villanelle is an android that Eve falls for. Haven’t seen this AU type yet in this fandom, so it’s a refreshing read from all the other ones. 

Only by dark is a great idea of what season two could have been like and it’s pretty good.The original characters are amazing and I wish the author of this could have written the actual season two. Another Villaneve classic. 

#Bringdownthe12 is a one shot in a very interesting and fun format. it details all of the seasons together and is a good refresher for plot details. 

Season 3: The Scripts basically an imagining of what season three could have been like in script format. It’s really good and honestly fills in more blanks than the actually season three did, while also maintaining a story about Villanelle’s past. The writers of the show should have taken some cues from this. 

Infancy the baby fic you didn’t know you needed. Seriously, it’s really cute and will have you in your feels. 

Manie Sans Delire another amazing fic. This one, post season 2. And still, filling in the gaps way better than the actual season three did. 

[hedaswarrior]

i just had a realization that the majority of the clexa fandom casted nathalie as costia & now missandei got her head cut off by an opposing leader just like costia

[officialjulidg]

😭

[systemflaw]

Home💞💙💫 

[officialjulidg]

Bitch!!! I’m crying!

[lesbischhh]

[hedaswarrior]

@hedawolf inspired me to extract this clip because I was also basically saying, “AMEN” when JuliDG was saying this part. Her reactions and commentary are so spot on and express JUST how important this show is. Lupe’s storyline is SO important. Juliantina is more than just a ship. The entire storyline has a beautiful purpose to inspire change and progress so that REAL people and families don’t have to go through what Juliantina went through. 

(had to cut the video quality to 360p to fit upload limits, also sorry if the audio is a little off :/ FULL VID HERE [x] Timestamp for this particular clip: 15:50. Also, JuliDG gave people permission to extract clips and post on SM, so feel free to take this clip and post on other SM platforms.)

Here is a (cutdown) transcript of what JuliDG said :

“I’ve been saying this since Lupita saw them making out in the kitchen. Since she caught them, it took her by surprise. Society and older people, not that old really, but like older people are not used to seeing two girls or two guys kissing, being part of a relationship, loving each other like you would do in any relationship. Society told Lupe that it was wrong. That she did something wrong by raising a kid that turned out to be a lesbian. And for you to go past all of that, especially in such a religious country as Mexico and the rest of Latin America, it was difficult. So, of course you have to have that shock, of course this is also elevated and a little bit heightened (because it is a telenovela), but in all honesty, it happens. It takes time, you know? And I think since that everything – not saying that you need to be kidnapped for you mom to finally understand that you are a lesbian, no, I’m not saying that. But, when you are honest and say, “There are worse thing that could happen, you know? And my child falling in love with another girl – being a girl falling in love with another girl – or be a boy falling in love with another boy. Like, that is just love, okay? I applaud Televisa and the writers for doing this story justice. When it needed to be dramatic, and crazy, and for Lupe to be just like, “I don’t! I don’t! I failed! I did something wrong!” like, kudos, because it happens. It happens to most parents because society tells you that it’s wrong, and I love the fact that now she’s telling her daughter that ‘it’s okay, she understands now. That she needed time’.  And with this, I hope and pray that if they can change ONE parent’s point-of-view about their son or daughter if they can change ONE person, they did a lot – because for that person, that kid, and that family, life will be better now.

Bless the lord, we are making progress. Latin America is making progress where we can get to the point where it is normal to see this kind of thing. When it’s accepted and celebrated, like we are celebrating Juliantina now. It’s just too beautiful, it’s just amazing.”

“You don’t know! You. Don’t. Know. You don’t- you don’t fucking know if you’re not gay…you don’t fucking know how much those words mean to you, and how amazing it is that even though you are going to get out into the street, and you are going to fight against everyone who calls you ‘a weirdo’ or even worse things, you don’t know how much it means to have your parents love you, support you, appreciate you, and validate you for who you are.”    

[mooniicorn]

“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”

We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”

[iamthethunder]

Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.

[rosslynpaladin]

Or, backing up FURTHER

and lots of people think this very likely,

“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”

The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.

To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science)  indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.

Given this evidence, and how common we now know autism actually is, the Changeling myth is almost definitely the result of people’s confusion at the development of autistic children.

[vicecommanderhijikata]

Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.

[neddythestylish]

I think it’s worth noting that many like me, who are diagnosed with ASD now, would probably have been seen as just a bit odd in centuries past. I’m only a little bit autistic; I can pass for neurotypical for short periods if I work really hard at it. I have a lack of talent in social situations, and I’m prone to sensory overload or you might notice me stimming.

But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.

I’m not trying to romanticise the past because I know it was hard, dirty work with a constant risk of premature death. I don’t actually want to be a 16th century farmer! What I’m saying is that disability exists in the context of the environment. Our environment isn’t making people autistic in the sense of some chemical causing brain damage. But we have created a modern environment which is hostile to autistic people in many ways, which effectively makes us more disabled. When you make people more disabled, you start to see more people struggling, failing at school because they’re overwhelmed, freaking out at the sound of electric hand dryers and so on. And suddenly it looks like there’s millions more autistic people than existed before.

[grace-and-ace]

“…disability exists in the context of the environment.”

[coldalbion]

Reblog for disability commentary.

[oockitty]

That last paragraph is absolutely important.

[hazeldomain]

“How come nobody ever heard of ‘dyslexia’ until widespread literacy became a thing?”

[officialjulidg]

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You are never going to believe how proud I am of my little boy. How many things he had overcome and how he surprise me everyday. Music has always been a way to calm him down and I can't believe how talented he is 😍😍😍 #Violin (en Lima, Peru) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnuXsfDBcAt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qmhkoy0eez6f

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[japril13]

reblog if you’re the gay sister

[officialjulidg]

🎪🎡 (en Gran Circo De Rusia)

[officialjulidg]

Feliz 28 !!! (en Gran Circo De Rusia)

[officialjulidg]

🎪 (en Gran Circo De Rusia)

[officialjulidg]

🎪💈 (en Gran Circo De Rusia)

[officialjulidg]

Do you ship or have you heard of barcedes? They re a really cute couple from a Chilean novela.

Really? It’s too bad it’s a telenovela... I don’t like telenovelas, they are too long lol

[officialjulidg]

Oh my god Juli I started watching Fringe because of you and I love it! I noticed a lot of similarities with the Flash so I’m hoping one day you’ll give it a try 🤗

With the flash? really? I will have to check it out now lol

[officialjulidg]

Here we go! #rusia2k18🇵🇦🇵🇦🇵🇦 #worldcup2018 #ArribaPerú 🇵🇪🇵🇪🇵🇪🇵🇪 (en Lima, Peru)

[ruvyspast-blog]

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

[mahoganyandmemory]

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.

Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

[jellyroll22]

BOOST!

[pinkspritee]

I wouldn’t need this but this is actually really cool and I’d like to share it in case anyone might need it.

[melaniesole-blog]

If you see this on your dash REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!! You could save a life

[itspoplock]

SAVE A LIFE 🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃

[gimmegray]

There’s a FDA approved daily medication called Truvada, or the PrEP treatment, that is 92-99% effective in preventing the contraction of HIV.

http://men.prepfacts.org/the-questions/

Private insurance and Medicaid cover it. You can also get it for free in a lot of high risk cities like Atlanta, NY, and San Fransisco.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

It’s the same cocktail they give to medical professionals who have had contaminated needle sticks/blood splashes from potentially infected blood. Very effective.

[thenoirsextherapist-deactivated]

BOOST  !!!!!

[amurderofkittens]

Please boost. You may think you’ll never need it, but you never know what might happen in your life

[theodoravanyar-deactivated20181]

Signal boost!

[honeydippedcreampuff]

Booost

[skressed-and-depressed]

Prep doesnt protects against other STIs- many of which are asymptomatic in most men. So use condoms in tandem with Prep