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batwizard

imagine being able to handle things. that’s wild.

just-shower-thoughts

One day, all little kids playing with toy cars and trucks won’t make engine noises when pushing them around.

chooarts-deactivated20221127

Ocean is callin, baby 🌊

gavin-the-turtle

This??? Is absolutely gorgeous????

I love them, your honor

loveamongthesailors

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

moranion

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

loveamongthesailors

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao

the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand

sapphiccygnet

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

sabotender-bailarina

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

sabotender-bailarina

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

greelin

shockingly enough turn signals exist for a reason

transmechanicus

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

transmechanicus

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

derek-foreal

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

unbotheredmuse

yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

hungwy

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

tamamita

socks

hungwy

make your own post

monelyslave-noscopekween600thou

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”