The Bananaliest

I'm a lizard. I like Russ. But he doesn't love me :'(

[officiallizardizzle]

Hello yes this is Lizardizzle

[oceanhrvxx]

i met john again last night after he called me out during 24 floors and recognized me from the LA show, we didn’t know what to do so he just said “stance up”

[fusionselite]

king of getting recognized by legends

[nerusake]

@helloyesthisiscarlos

[officiallizardizzle]

Niceeeeeeee

[officiallizardizzle]

I got punched in the vagina

[officiallizardizzle]

I came

[officiallizardizzle]

My company it specialize in bike

[officiallizardizzle]

Selfie

[lizardizzle]

I don’t know what to say in this situation…

Edit: In retrospect, at least he spelled my name right. That’s more than I can say about some of you assholes. ;)

[banozac]

Dizardlizzle?

[antwan-the-annon-deactivated201]

I thought it was LizzyDizzy…

[banozac]

BikeNerdzzle

[thebloggingoreo]

TheOfficialLizardDizzle?

[officiallizardizzle]

You called?

[thisisactuallydot]

Lizardizzle is getting even more impersonators, finally

[lizardizzle]

I hate them.

[officiallizardizzle]

ok WOW

[thisisactuallydot]

Lizardizzle is getting even more impersonators, finally

[lizardizzle]

I’m not happy.

[officiallizardizzle]

Hi!

[lizardizzle]

dude would you put a bike in your butt? if it was orange??

No.

[officiallizardizzle]

I would

[lizardizzle]

what do you do for a living brahhh?

I work as a clerk at a independant grocery store/deli as a clerk.

Bruh.

Grammar edit: I just got home from work.  I fucked up.

[officiallizardizzle]

As a clerk as a clerk as a clerk as a clerk

[lizardizzle]

This is an important question. Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?

Waffles if they’re not really crunchy and fall apart in dry chunks when you cut them.

[officiallizardizzle]

Pancakes r bettr

[officiallizardizzle]

Hey guys I’m streaming something new today

Just kidding I’m streaming Battlefield 4 and Far Cry 3

[scentofsunflowers-deactivated20]

Oh shit, I thought it was the real Lizardizzle. So I went to the twitch channel expecting that is it gonna be live. I waited a whole 9 minutes to...

[officiallizardizzle]

I am you ... Except cooler

[officiallizardizzle]

Hey guys I’m streaming something new today

Just kidding I’m streaming Battlefield 4 and Far Cry 3

[scentofsunflowers-deactivated20]

Oh shit, I thought it was the real Lizardizzle. So I went to the twitch channel expecting that is it gonna be live. I waited a whole 9 minutes to actually see that it is the officiallizaridizzle…No wonder this was posted in the cry tag and not on my dashboard. You got me good…

[officiallizardizzle]

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

[officiallizardizzle]

Hey guys I'm streaming something new today

Just kidding I'm streaming Battlefield 4 and Far Cry 3