reasonably unreasonable

as a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes;

[setheverman]

i am legally required to kiss my homies goodnight

[setheverman]

[welovekanyewest]

[therealbenyonce-deactivated2017]

me neither 

[weavemama]

this is inspirational omg

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Y’all need to stop being so self-deprecating. You’re not boring or bland or whatever; you’re just shy and/or you’re not used to having conversations, but give yourself time and you’ll learn to find your groove when it comes to having conversations with others. You’ll get there and I’m sure plenty of people will find something interesting about you.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

here’s the best account on twitter. it’s run by an electric eel in an aquarium in tennessee who’s tank is wired to a computer that tweets something like ZAP! or POW! every time he discharges electricity. 

[catceleste]

good

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

[lolrider]

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

[pyrocortex]

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

[lesbiantahani]

not to b a RAGING lesbian but,,,.girls tummies ?? a gift from aphrodite herself. all tummies are good tummies no matter the shape size or squishiness

[heda-heather]

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[chokied-deactivated20200101]

how about all three

[goopery]

Gays at brunch

[freakonakaleesh]

some dumbass website: please sir turn off your adblocker we need that revenue to survive

me, looking at the adblock counter, which shows 33 ads and counting blocked on said dumbass website:

[majortomwaits]

me after one shower

[mikeyshoeman]

[death-by-lulz]

Please post this tweet onto billboards near every beach

[juliechicken]

This is exactly what straights were afraid of when they heard about gay athletes.

[aphrodeiti]

Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted