Mike and Victoria

Mike and Victoria Schmidt, father/daughter security guards at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.

[officialmikeschmidt]

Dear sweet Mike, it's been 87 years.

Think it’s about time we got married already?

[officialmikeschmidt]

How about you rate THIS, Mikey?! (Nina Stinger for the muse ranking meme)

Attractiveness: 

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[officialmikeschmidt]

Mike, would you be happy if Nina jumped out your birthday cake? It's been X amount of years you've known eachother, you better be happy.

I would absolutely be happy.

[officialmikeschmidt]

We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you understandNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe've known each other for so longYour heart's been aching butYou're too shy to say itInside we both know what's been g

Nina pls

[askmemesyo-blog1]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

[turntable-fort]

askmemesyo:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[officialmikeschmidt]

EN GARDE FUCKBOY!

Good to see you too.

[officialmikeschmidt]

Mike you still keep up with anyone from Freddy's? Because we know Fazbear keeps up with you.

I keep up with approximately one thing about that place, and that’s the articles I see in the papers.

[officialmikeschmidt]

Mailroom Mike, has a good ring to it... But what ever happened to the thrall of Nightshifting?

I stopped needing to do it. I got a better job. More pay.

[officialmikeschmidt]

A NEW JOB? TELL US OF THE GRANDEUR

I have gotten a new job in the illustrious world of the corporate mailroom.

[officialmikeschmidt]

What has Mike been up to?

I’ve just been living life, got a new job, all that good stuff. Vic’s off traveling somewhere, so she’s not around right now.

[officialmikeschmidt]

THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

Hey, yo, I’m still kicking. Don’t count me out just yet.

[officialmikeschmidt]

I miss you Mick. :'^)

Hey, you know, life happens.

[officialmikeschmidt]

Mike, do you have friends?

MIKE: Uh, yeah! I’ve got... Nina...

[sylaiise-deactivated20150825]

Send a ✠ and a question and my muse will reply to it after drinking lots of alcohol.

Teasing or sarcastic questions get extra points!

[xrobotics-deactivated20150408]

If you are a FNAF rp blog

Reblog this and I’ll follow you !

[officialmikeschmidt]

Ṃ̨̹̺̞̳̙̗a͜k̘̩̼̭̙̘e͚̱̫͝ ͈̝̳m͝o̗̯̝r̘̣̟̰̲̦e̤͔ ҉̣̺̘̮l̖̮̺͠á̺̮ug͓͜h͏ ̶̮͉̦̰f̗͍̻̩͇̯͉́o̰r͚͔͎̯̼͟ͅ ̶̣͇l͕a̙͍̰̮͎̕u͓g̝̟̗̞̦͉h̳̝̦͉̯͘t̞͖̞̞e̶̖̰͓̫͙̱̪r̪.̯͍ ̛̯̳̱̙̠ͅL̟͎͚͚̱̗̼a͇̝̠͓̞͓ụ̢̞͙̹̝̗g͉͎̫̲̞̜̩h̦͇͇̘͙͍͖ ̢̰̮̹̪̞͕w̞̭͎̲̘̮it҉̗̤̩h͚̠̭̝̀ ̸͍̙͉̗ù̟̞̪s̘̼.̳̥L̸̼̳̪̝̙a̯̝̼̗̬̠ư̠̯̼͙g͍͖͉̻̥̲͎ẖ̢ ͏w̘͚̲͠i͎̣͕͕͇̰͔t͓̤̬̼h̜̝̮̘͍̠͉ ͠u̫̗̣͠s҉̺͇͕̝̜͚.̞̫͎͕ͅ ̞̻̺L̮̼̱͝a̳̹̮̮͍̳̱͜u̷͖̻͇͙̥g̰̘̣̣̭͘h͜ ̢̬w̤͉͠i͙͎͇t̩̫̱̗̠h̞̙͍̙ ͚̮u̮̤͇͚͟ș̛̮̮͖͍.̧̱̱ ̟̖̘͙͕̼́ͅW̭̩è ͏̪͈͍͈̰͕̬h̫͙͙͔̱̱ͅu͙̣͈͓̘̩n̠͈̘͕͉͙ͅg̢̟̹̙̳̖͈͔e̷͇͕̞̮r̼̫̰̟̠.̙̭͇ ̯Ẁ̯̬̪e̩̘̥͕͖ ̷͍̰̻̰͎̗̬h̛u͘ṉ͍͚̼͇́g͎̫e̢͙̩r̜͖̙̙

I can't read half of this.

[horrorattraction-blog]

Ok, ok. Can you please reblog this if you’re a FNaF RPer…? I need to follow more again since i just got back into the series and RPing for it. ;;