Totally Official Quotes

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Hey y’all. Been a while, hasn’t it?

That’s a bit of an understatement, huh? I apologize for this prolonged, unplanned absence. There’s been a lot going on irl that needed tending to. I should be back reliably now - thank you to everyone who’s stuck around this long.

To make things a bit easier, consider supporting me on Ko-Fi or Patron. If you don’t have any cash to spare, Tad is a service that allows you to watch ads to earn money that can then be donated to creators you enjoy.

Content will resume this Sunday, May 27th, 2018. The delay will be used for me to create a buffer of content should something unexpected once again come up.

I can never thank all of you enough for this, but I want to try. From June 1st, 2018, to June 30th, 2018 I will be accepting prompts for small fics on a new blog - quoteminwrites.

TL; DR

- Apologies for being absent

- Consider supporting me on Ko-Fi, Patron, or Tad

- Content will resume May 27, 2018, with the delay being for the creation of a buffer of content.

- From June 1st to June 30th, I will be accepting prompts on quoteminwrites to thank each and every one of you.

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Blogs will reopen this Friday (16/2/2018). Thank you for your patience.

A small previews of some of the updates you can expect as of that time:

- Themes. All quotes blogs will have the same theme, in different colours. Matainance blogs will have a different theme from quotes blogs but the same theme as each other, in dark colours.

- A used quote database, recording quotes used by the blogs by source and blog which used it.

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Are you okay??

Yeah - I’m so sorry, my internet has been wonky due to a storm system. Very touch and go - I go to do something, and there it goes lmao

Storm’s are… mostly done, so I should be able to do things now.

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Blog Maitenance

Blogs will not be posting for (counting yesterday) 3-4 days due to maitenance. We are sorry for the frequent interruptions, but this should be the final one until exams in June.

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Candela: You're really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren't you?

Blanche: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Apologies!!!

Okay, so for this to make sense, I have to explain how I run these blogs.

Instead of queuing a bunch of quotes at once at certain intervals, because there is so many official quote blogs, I queue up exactly 2 quotes/posts per day. the exception would be closure notices, in which case they are posted here and queued to post after however many posts are in the queue (in the case of exams - it was 1, so it posted the next day).

This is because it is much less energy intensive for me. Unfortunately, that means that when I get sick, the quotes… pause, with little/no (in this case) warning. I’m starting to feel better now, but energy levels are still… blegh, so quotes will most likely resume tomorrow rather than today.

Thank you for your patience, and I apologize for this sudden abscence.

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Candela: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

Blanche: I don't know, can you?

Candela: [groans] MAY I get a hell yeah?

Blanche: You should've gotten a hell yeah during the break before the meeting resumed.

Candela: But I didn't NEED a hell yeah then!

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Spark: Conflict and war are the crucible through which we evolve.

Spark: [eats Candela's leftovers and leaves the container in Blanche's room]

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Spark: You know what strength is? forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Blanche: no offense but I would literally rather die

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Apologies for the Delay

Exams took more out of me than expected. But I am pleased to announce that all official quote blogs will resume regular posting as of tonight.

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Hub Closure (19/1/18)

This is a queued notice: the officialquoteshub and all associated blogs will be closed from now (19/1/18) to 26/1/18 (next Thursday) due to the quotemin’s exams being in progress.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. We will return as soon as possible!

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Spark: [to Blanche] You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking!

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Blanche: This is my ex-girlfriend, Candela.

Candela: you need to stop introducing me like that.

Candela: I'm their wife.

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Spark: I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.

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Candela: It's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once I had a dream where I worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak English except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense.

Spark: Please follow your dreams.

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Candela: I’ll get over it, I just gotta be dramatic first.

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Blanche: What’s the point of sleeping? I wake up and I’m tired anyway fuck you