The Rift Crew

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Leva: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Leva: Not you Persephone. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Drunk Anathema: i like your jeans

Drunk Arkale: thanks! they were 50% off

Drunk Anathema: i’d like them 100% off

Drunk Arkale: the store can’t just give out free stuff

Drunk Anathema: that’s not what i-

Drunk Arkale: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Annie

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Persephone: Hey, Arkale, nice top.

Arkale: Thanks I boug-

Anathema: Tch. I have a fuckin name.

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Anathema: Mari, please keep an eye on Paige today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Mari: Sure, I'd love to see Paige get punched.

Anathema: [pulling sword out] Try again.

Mari: I will stop Paige from getting punched.

Anathema: Correct.

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Anathema: Math is one letter away from meth and guess which one I'd rather do.

Arkale: Remove the last two letters of meth and then you have something you should be doing~

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Drunk Anathema

Arkale: Fuck me if i'm wrong but-

Anathema: You are wrong

Arkale: I didn't even-

Anathema: Wrong, YOU ARE WRONG!!

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lowest intelligence

Paige: wait, I'm having one of those things! Like a headache with pictures

Persephone: an idea?

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New announcement

Yo jumpers, we got an announcement!

Coming soon to the channel we will be doing some D&D, watch as your hosts (Zack and Starlight) and some other people take on Dragons, Knolls, Goblins and giants. Because of this we’ll be posting incorrect quotes with our characters, also if you guys have any ideas on what you want us to call this project please give us suggestions.

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Starlight Here

Hehe Zack gave me the account info~ So Im also an admin on this account now!!!!

Love- Starlight~

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This may have been my worst mistake ever…

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:3

you love me

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Future

So what do you guys wanna see from the YouTube/social medias? Like what do y'all want us to do? I was thinking we could do Ask the Crew! Because I know the crew would love to answer stuff. If there’s any specific things you want us to do tell us! Also do subscribe to our YouTube we plan on making content soon, we have just had trouble getting our schedules on time. ~Starlight~ Our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNrfh5D8ohjSeNyt3NitwTQ

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Starlight Here

Hehe Zack gave me the account info~ So Im also an admin on this account now!!!!

Love- Starlight~

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This may have been my worst mistake ever...

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Starlight Here

Hehe Zack gave me the account info~ So Im also an admin on this account now!!!!

Love- Starlight~

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And I'm back. Sorry that i just posted once and never again i thought someone else was gonna take over and post some stuff. Also this tyrant demanded to go on a rampage. Smolzura danced on the graves of her enemies.

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Welcome to the rift

here you may ask us questions, see some incorrect quotes from the crew, and stay up to date with the crew’s adventures. i am your host Zachary Arcana aka cyberwolf152