The Skeleton War Official Blog

The war is coming, enlist today by following.

[heartr3nder]

@officialskeletonwar

[officialskeletonwar]

Hello Grave Digger,

Be sure to "dig" the graves of our foes, deep enough that they will never escape from.

[creaturesofnight]

Knitted Skeleton by Fiber artist Ben Cuevas

[nabanna]

@officialskeletonwar What do you make of these soft skeletons?

[officialskeletonwar]

They look the softest and reminds me of home. My grandmother used to knit throughout her life and well into her skeleton years. Bless the woman, she sadly passed from bone disease.

Things like this is way I often request all army members to bring family mementos and to have access to loved ones.

Thank you for sharing. It's important to highlight how family or friends are integral to our struggle of self confidence to win the war.

--GC

[thereasonsofpondsandrivers]

Did you know?

Did you know that there’re 76 days until Halloween and until the Skeleton War commences and the army’s rise to fame? There is time to enlist if you haven’t done so already.

[samdunn]

Boogie woogie.

[commandar-isliac96]

I thank @plauge-doll for this beautiful scene.

[officialskeletonwar]

Thank you Commander Isliac, I deeply appreciate this upload. 

Does anyone know why? Well, back between the mid 17th and 18th centuries the world was easier to fight in and we often fought wars against the fuckbois but that always came with a price. In those days, recruitment was often low because the world population was lower, so we lost more soldiers than we could count. 

There was one war in particular that I could remember so vividly, and the image sticks with me and reminds me to provide a lot for today’s armies so this never happens again. 

Long ago, myself and a few commanders throughout Europe and several countries in Africa were stationed and taking hold of a beach off the coast of Portugal. We had found that several of our agents were missing, but somehow the enemy knew of our whereabouts, which garnered our curiosity and we looked into it. Little did we know that there were several other soldiers conspiring against us and we were sadly ambushed. We fled through the water and into the open ocean but ships were there too.  

What I often regret is not standing up and marching in on the beach and not fled like cowards (which today we have become stronger and fight till the end). But we did lose up to 40 percent of our own, that then was a major defeat and blow to our forces. 

I can see so many bones everywhere to this day and I hope that we never encounter that again. I stood behind every innovation in skeleton weaponry, including bringing back old methods and species that aided us many millennia ago. 

This image to me strikes a remind and cool cord. While we lost many, they still redeemed themselves in battle from the times we one. We hope and wish that you all do too, and work hard to ensure we have a successful year and to maintain honesty and integrity amongst each other. That is the skeleton way.

Thank you @plauge-doll for creating such a useful piece that helps to demonstrate that while the atrocities existed but the motivation to stick to our grounds and continue on valiantly must and will persist on. 

As always, 

–General Capitate

As a thank you please contact @plauge-doll and send your thank yous, or if you like, ask to see if they have more art to share or would like to have one commissioned for the war.

[horrorandhalloween]

[officialskeletonwar]

We'll always be together till the end

[flapjacc-jacc]

Me realising that it’s August and sprinting towards the west front of the Skeleton War

[spooky-skeleton-is-spooky]

78 days to go…

[officialskeletonwar]

While it may not say Skeleton army, it's still just as useful. Thank you for posting such a flyer for us all to see.

[de-tijd-van-pruiken-en-revolutie]

@officialskeletonwar I’m ready!

[officialskeletonwar]

We have never understood why there isn't much engagement and action done there. We often try to negotiate for troops and for enlistment but we're often turned down. Maybe we can have you rally some support for us.

But thank you for enlisting, we hope that you can cause change in your country and abound.

--GC

[shushing-akira]

i have prepared for my first skeleton war

@officialskeletonwar

@generalcapitate

[officialskeletonwar]

Welcome to the Skelly Sea Force, Bone Zone. We hope that you spray your foes with the Axe spray without hesitation.

--GC

[thereasonsofpondsandrivers]

Did you know?

Did you know that there’re 77 days until Halloween and until the Skeleton War commences and the army’s rise to fame? There is time to enlist if you haven’t done so already.

[thereasonsofpondsandrivers]

Did you know?

Did you know that there’re 78 days until Halloween and until the Skeleton War commences and the army’s rise to fame? There is time to enlist if you haven’t done so already.

[commandar-isliac96]

I thank @plauge-doll for this beautiful scene.

[officialskeletonwar]

Thank you Commander Isliac, I deeply appreciate this upload. 

Does anyone know why? Well, back between the mid 17th and 18th centuries the world was easier to fight in and we often fought wars against the fuckbois but that always came with a price. In those days, recruitment was often low because the world population was lower, so we lost more soldiers than we could count. 

There was one war in particular that I could remember so vividly, and the image sticks with me and reminds me to provide a lot for today's armies so this never happens again. 

Long ago, myself and a few commanders throughout Europe and several countries in Africa were stationed and taking hold of a beach off the coast of Portugal. We had found that several of our agents were missing, but somehow the enemy knew of our whereabouts, which garnered our curiosity and we looked into it. Little did we know that there were several other soldiers conspiring against us and we were sadly ambushed. We fled through the water and into the open ocean but ships were there too.  

What I often regret is not standing up and marching in on the beach and not fled like cowards (which today we have become stronger and fight till the end). But we did lose up to 40 percent of our own, that then was a major defeat and blow to our forces. 

I can see so many bones everywhere to this day and I hope that we never encounter that again. I stood behind every innovation in skeleton weaponry, including bringing back old methods and species that aided us many millennia ago. 

This image to me strikes a remind and cool cord. While we lost many, they still redeemed themselves in battle from the times we one. We hope and wish that you all do too, and work hard to ensure we have a successful year and to maintain honesty and integrity amongst each other. That is the skeleton way.

Thank you @plauge-doll for creating such a useful piece that helps to demonstrate that while the atrocities existed but the motivation to stick to our grounds and continue on valiantly must and will persist on. 

As always, 

--General Capitate

As a thank you please contact @plauge-doll and send your thank yous, or if you like, ask to see if they have more art to share or would like to have one commissioned for the war.

[kimjimagery]

Saw this awesome dragon skeleton at Biglot and it make sounds too if wish they had a small posable skeleton dragon🐲❤

[officialskeletonwar]

What a magnificent creature, I need to have the office help me figure out a way to make these a reality for our war. There are things that we are able to do a skeletons that many fleshbags cannot.

I haven't seen a skeleton dragon for around 5,000 years. Fleshbags and their lore really did decimate them in a short amount of time.

--GC

[thisbitcho-deactivated20181119]

Skeleton boy I can’t wait for Halloween

[officialskeletonwar]

This is a perfect representation of skeleton kind. It's kind, full of vigor, and it's ready to jump into battle.

Thank you for such a piece, we appreciate it.

-GC

[castiels-loser]

ITS TIME FOR THE S K E L E T O N WARRR

[officialskeletonwar]

Soon, it'll be here very soon

[starr-medicine]

When you’re dead inside, but still love yoga

[officialskeletonwar]

In order to be your best, you must relax, take off your gear and move your bones about. We need every skeleton to be flexible and not have stiff joints.

I will be issuing all local offices to create yoga classes so everyone may commune and get their stretch one, free of charge.

--GC