The Official Tit Bits© blog

Tit Bits© are handmade tassels and pasties meant to display as homage art pieces in your home, celebrating the art, history, comedy and devoted performers (past and present) of Burlesque. 

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CHRISTMAS BITS!!!! One of a kind, WEARABLE Tit Bits©, still available at The Galery! Order today and get them before Santa slips down your chimney! 

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IT’S ONE HELLUVA #CYBERMONDAY! Watch Ellen TODAY to see Tit Bits© official daytime TV debut!!!! 

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How hard would it be to get Jeff Goldblum in a pair of our Tit Bits©?

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Anyone know who this is? We could have made a great Doritos commercial together. 

See?

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HELP FIND THIS WOMAN!!!! 

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VERY SPECIAL WEARABLE Tit Bits©! My heart and soul went into these little babies, and they’re off to home I know will love them and laugh with them. 

And remember... it’s essential this holiday season to be jolly no matter WHERE you hang the holly. 

Merry Titmas, America. 

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This Thanksgiving can’t we ALL be thankful that this image EXISTS?!?!?

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Had SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TIME at #Burlycon this year in Seattle, Washington! Thank you to the MANY, MANY new (and welcomed) supporters of Tit Bits©! 

This has really been an amazing first year (not even! 10 months!) kicking off a business that combines art and boobies, otherwise known in our house as the #DREAMJOB!

Looking forward to keeping in contact with lots of performers and helping with troop trophies for the upcoming COMPETITIVE SEASON. Is there a season in burlesque competition? I still have so much to learn. 

BIG SHOUT OUT to mah’ladies Jen and Betsy of #COCA (Come One Come All) the owners of the BLING, BLAM, SUPERSIZE GLAM that held my hand through my first burlesque convention. I’m sincerely looking forward to Vegas in a cargo van with both of you.

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“A Dream in Green” (2015). Photo courtesy of Juno Calypso

ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with #JunoCalypso after reading this article on Vice the other morning. Besides the fact that locking myself in a hotel for a week, ordering room service and “being creative” sounds like an utter dream, it’s also that she attributes a similar message in her photographs to those in the BOOK I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF The Beauty Myth. I want to KNOW more people like Juno Calypso.

P.S. Juno, you’re always invited to dinner at our house.

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San-San

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I would never change my clothes if I owned this. I mean, AMIRIGHT?!?!?

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Burlesque Skull Strip Tease 

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You're Only Old Once: A Day at the Ms. Senior America Pageant | Broadly

At the Ms. Senior America pageant, women are judged based on evening gown, talent, interview, and personal philosophy segments. There is no swimsuit segment.

THANK YOU JESUS. There is HOPE for me when I get old. #finallyabeautyqueen

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BURLYCON HERE COMES TIT BITS©! 

Taking a moment today to be thankful for a crazy idea that the US Government ACTUALLY acknowledges and an AMAZING once a year event that approved of my art BEFORE it was ever a “thing.” 

SO EXCITED to be part of #Burlycon this year in Seattle, Washington, and looking forward to making a lot of half-naked new friends. 

See what we’re working on BEFORE we hit the Hilton floor in November by visiting thegalery.com!  

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Can’t…stop…watching…

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Seriously. Now WE CAN’T stop watching. 

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The Spring collection. See more at TheGalery.com!

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Tits in the workplace. #APPROPRIATE. 

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Tit Bits© are headed to Burlycon this November! So looking forward to our FIRST HUGE BURLESQUE EVENT! The tassel production line has already started!

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Super excited to be #attending and #vending again!! @burlycon Can’t wait to meet all you amazing performers! #burlesque #education #showgirllife #Burlycon #Seattle