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Random thoughts

So sometimes I wonder random shit and today's topic is would I get pregnant and give someone the baby for money? Of course it depends how much but I'm not entirely sure I wouldn't if I knew they'd look after them well (and just occasionally send me a picture) ha ha. A part of me does wanna go through the pregnancy thing and birth but not be landed with a child at the end of it. Werid.

sovietnam

offtoroam

Wait come back I just want to hug it out!

#queue #funny #seriously though I'd be might tempted to follow

mayakern

cute underwear is the best cure all for low self esteem

offtoroam

Yes. Good.

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pacnrun

I drew the first panel a few months ago and decided to finish the rest as a way to distract me from finals. God I’m so excited for the anime <3<3<3

a showoff

Excuse me but......

Meee XD

There should be an app or service

To meet people in the local area who want like various short meetings to fulfil emotional and lonely desires but including sex so examples: -a relationship in a weekend, you meet up and have sex then shower or have a bath and put on pjs and watch movies/tv/anime and order a pizza and you get to be all snuggly together. -an orgy house party then you chill out and all get to know each other after you've slept and washed up at a big table having a relaxed but awesome dinner party, maybe dancing after and then more sex if you want -a club experience where you get to be the dancer or punter and it turns into dirty messy sex, then you get to take them home and it's something more honest and raw/romantic for another night -a bookshop or coffee shop experience where you meet someone with mutual interests you can snuggle up and have conversation with. you get to have a date meal out later or go home sit on the couch and talk whilst they massage your feet and its a slow burn over a day or two getting to know each other and light teasing touches and hints before it becomes to much then you fuck like rabbits on every surface It'd be like dating or hooking up how you want to and sex is a sure thing but so is some comfort~

#queue #silly thoughts

In case you’re not having a very good day. His name is Frak Man Chu

- Thank you for such a lovely thoughtful pretty submission! Not the usual sort but he sure is a handsome fella! <3.

caydeus

“We told him it was just a kilt. He’d never worn a uniform before so he didn’t know.” “Hahaha. That is terrible…” “Hey! The girls all said he had nice legs. I did that jerk a favor.”

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camdamage

What happened in your childhood that makes you wanna get tied up with ropes and or wires in ridiculous and different ways?

Well when I was 13 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Hershey and anyway, the boy next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and he was over playing Pod Racers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there was, 13 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the dude (who was a year older than me actually) takes off his underwear. so what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

offtoroam

New favourite 😂👌