it's kill or be killed in this bitch of a world

trigun multimuse - WIP

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The "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me" audio if unfortunately Midvalley/Elendira in a nutshell

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ooc ☀ i keep forgetting to say, this is a side-blog, my main is @everdaring, don't be surprised if i follow you from there hah

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is this not just grifters bone

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all fun and games aside, we do not talk enough about midvalley's insane hearing and i think we should mention it more tbh

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@crosscursed: outfreak the freak

Hey now, let's not go that far-

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@bulletblessed: man, can't he relate at all? he says he wouldn't let someone hot stab him?

"..."

No comment.

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@bulletblessed asked: My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care.

There is a moment of silence. Prolonged one, causing the ears to ring, the air to become thick and the atmosphere generally uncomfortable.

So... why did that blue-haired freak try to get the Stampede killed so damn hard, why did he put in so much effort, when things could have been... so simple?

Hah. Know thine enemy, was it not?

For once, the priest may have been useful, after all.

Now, to retain this information. And use it, when the time was right.

tumblr text posts

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@bulletblessed asked: I'm attracted to men but at what cost?

Her gaze is tired when she looks at him. Should she be surprised upon the revelation? Perhaps. Is she? Not... not really.

Many a thing about Vash the Stampede did not make any sense at all, but this? This... well, yes. Obviously.

A long-suffering sigh escapes Meryl's lips as she leans on her elbows, joining the gunslinger in silent solidarity.

At least this they seem to be of one mind on.

"On this we can, at least, agree."

She cannot quite look at him as the thoughts cross her mind. At what cost. At what cost, indeed.

That of her sanity, surely?

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@bulletblessed asked: "I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

There is an exasperated expression on the tiny woman's features, a pair of bright eyes - far too tired for her age - watching the gunslinger clad in red for a moment.

"Believe me," she offers, following a moment of silence.

"I know."

There was no thought behind those blue eyes of his. And it showed.

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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

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"Fraternising with the enemy, I see."

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"Shouldn't you be playin' in some shitty basement an' mindin' your own business for once?"

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"So hostile, Chapel. And what for?"

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"Fraternising with the enemy, I see."

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ooc ☀ how many bastards can i put on this blog??? we shall see