[troybarrettcentaur]

has anyone written an au where rose and svetlana are rival hockey stars who hook up and ilya is svetlana’s hot childhood best friend and shane is rose’s movie star bf who helps her realize she’s a lesbian

[shieldofiron]

Svetlana: Сюрприз!

[slowburnlover]

ok, au where mel & frank were friends in middle school in band together (even though she was clarinet & he was in the brass section) & in the history club together. they were just the two biggest nerds in school. but then one of them moved away & they don't see each other for years (i guess this has got to be a pre-internet au) & then they end up at the same college & frank is SO HOT & mel thinks he'll be too cool for her now but he's so excited to be reunited with his favorite person!!!

THIS IS SO ADORABLE! When I started shipping them they had that vibe of "you wouldn't look at me twice in school" but every new nugget of information proves that they are ABSOLUTE DORKS and would get on like a house on fire at any point of their lives!!

I was in orchestra for six years in school and they TOTALLY have the weird and dork vibes all of the wind instruments had (sorry for all of my brass and woodwind friends)

Maybe Mel doesnt even realize it's Frank in college at first bc damn, puberty did him GOOD, all while he's just jumping up and down in excitement that his nerd buddy is back!! (and also hot? in a librarian way)

[rosesandthorns123]

someone please write a fic of Mel and Frank on Halloween where Mel comes in dressed as Rapunzel and Frank comes in dressed as a 19th century soldier but his jacket gets messed up like someone throws up on it or he spills something on it and he takes off his soldier jacket so he’s just left in the vest, shirt, trousers and boots and he ends up looking like Flynn Rider. People keep mistaking them for a couples costume and when a little girl comes in upset for whatever reason and when the little girl sees Mel and Frank she gets really excited to see “a real life princess and prince” and so to cheer her up the dance together. Mel’s embarrassed, Frank is falling in love and the rest of the Pitt Staff are making bets of when they’ll finally get together.

I’ve had this idea ratterling around in my head for a few weeks and I haven’t seen anything like it yet. I wish I could write it myself but I’m an awful writer.

[dogg0melette]

hrrrrgghgh kingdon "the mummy" 1995 AU hnnnhnnrrrrrgghhh

[melsglasses]

silly twitter stuff

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

The second one

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[machinedramon]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[somethingaboutamagpie]

I might be a lil high but...

Stuilly Lost Boys AU

[dgipng]

I hate the "fans want to make everything gay" mentality when it comes to fandom.

Everything is already straight, you greedy fuckers already have everything. It needs to be gayer idgaf

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post or use outside of tumblr without my permission.

[overwhelmed-alien]

Jake Seresin is REALLY good at handstands.

He can do them anywhere. One-handed, two hands, he’s super flexible so he can do back bends, fly up into a scorpion pose whenever.

But only Nat and Javy really know this pre-Mission. Javy because he’s Javy, and Nat because they’ve gone to the same yoga classes here and there.

At a Dagger BBQ Nat yells “Bagman, do a handstand!” And of course Jake is a show off, and immediately backbends into a handstand mid-conversation with Mickey and Reuben, his loose shirt falling down around his neck and face in the process.

And Rooster, who was “coincidentally” walking out of the house with a plate full of hotdogs to grill, randomly sees this in his back yard-

-trips over his feet, falls, and rolls off the deck and into the shrubbery, hotdogs sailing through the air like little processed meat missiles.

Bob films the entire thing.

The video concludes with a close-up of Nat winking into the camera with a satisfied smirk, the others in the background cackling, Mav shoulder-deep in the bushes trying to fish out his gobsmacked godson, a close-up of Ice sighing deeply and shaking his head like the tired dad he is, and Jake falling out of the handstand and looking around in confusion as to why no one was paying attention to him.

(Bob plays the cinematic masterpiece in slow motion at Jake and Bradley’s wedding 2 years later)

[mxrcusflint]

Hangster but put them on The Bachelor

[akay19]

i want the daggers to watch heated rivalry and javy says something like “man wtf its insane to have a situationship for 10+ years its ridiculous”

cut to Bradley looking at Jake’s soul knowing damn well theyre close to 15 years of whatever the fuck they be doing

[exigencelost]

I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

[exigencelost]

Literally every lyric has so much more Energies if it’s sung to a child I’m gonna die on this hill. “Hey there, Delilah /Don’t you worry about the distance /I’m right there if you get lonely /Give this song another listen” and “Hey there, Delilah/ I know times are gettin’ hard /But just believe me, girl / Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar / We’ll have it good /We’ll have the life we knew we would / My word is good” like? He’s trying to get his daughter back? Idk if she’s with the other parent or in foster care or what but it’s So Much I have a lot of feelings about this. The repeated promises, “I’d walk to you if I had no other way” and “I’m right there when you get lonely” when, like, obviously, he’s not, and he’s just sort of desperately hoping that she still understands that he loves her, and that she doesn’t feel abandoned. And then, “Delilah, I can promise you /That by the time that we get through / The world will never ever be the same /And you’re to blame” that’s so fucking sweet? That’s such a sweet thing to say to your daughter. Romance is over. Noncustodial parental love songs are where it’s at. 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is what “death of the author” means. We know that’s not what the song was written about, but what if it was? What if we explored the lyrics as though the speaker was a heartbroken father missing his daughter? It changes EVERYTHING. And it’s so good.

Anyway, OP you are wonderful and I love you.

[wisteria-lodge]

Have always thought that “Hey there Delilah / you be good, and don’t you miss me” is a little creepy and infantilizing if sung to a romantic partner.

But if it’s a father, and he’s saying goodbye to the daughter he never gets to see, and he’s trying so hard to put on a brave face for her, then “You be good, and don’t you miss me” is shattering.