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qlestranges‌:

a deep, prolonged sigh escapes from the deepest part of his chest. ‘ okay, ’ he says as a way to center himself. ‘ wouldn’t the opposite of naming shapes just be identifying the characteristics of shapes ? ’ quinn eyes the chicken scratch that’s been jotted down among various doodles and random scribbling. ‘ do you even know what you’re learning in class ? ’

" you mean like... a square has four corners and four sides? those kind of characteristics? or are we suppose to know if a circle has a good heart while the triangle is the bully of the shapes? and rectangles are just fucking there to chill out? ” yeah, she was definitely better at english than all of this. she let out a little huff, as if upset that he would assume she wasn’t paying attention --- though the assumption wasn’t exactly wrong. “ sure. we’re learning shapes. i think that’s about all i got. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — quentin.

qlestranges‌:

‘ i know you don’t. it’s infuriating. ’

“ infuriating? i always thought it was more like charming. what’s good in things making sense anyways? ”

#・✧・REPLIES — quentin.

vinceadler‌:

‘ you and val ? ’ he plops himself down into the free chair across from them with his sack lunch. ‘ i mean i kind of always suspected but i was never entirely sure. ’

“ no tragically, val is super straight. i’m talking about cassidy murray, the girl who you have been eyeballing all the way over here. she’s hella gay, and feel free to ask how i know because i have my ways. ” ah yes, kenzie is doing the harsh duty of the group to provide the new kid in town the rundown of port cromer high --- or at least, in terms of people’s sexuality.

#・✧・REPLIES — vincent.

lottiemclaggen‌:

“We were talking about hot dogs, where did you get boys from? Laid? For what? I’ve survived this many years on hand jobs and hot dogs.”

“ we were always talking about guys! hot dogs was just like... a metaphor for dicks. and laid for yourself! get the first time out of the way and everything will be just fine after that. first time always sucks anyways so like, don’t have any expectations. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — charlotte.

valeriedvpont‌:

“ Like…severed penis’? Would the plural not be peni? ”

“ as much as i would like to sever penises -- which is definitely the plural of penis -- no. i was thinking like, dildos. different size dildos. different colors. ones that vibrate. ones that would have like different meanings and a post about different meanings floating around tumblr or something. how cool would that be? ”

#・✧・REPLIES — valerie.

lottiemclaggen‌:

“Oh god no… that seems like such a waste.”

“ i mean, most guys are but come on, lotts. you need to get laid sometime. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — charlotte.

@qlestranges

“ i don’t like things making sense. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — quentin.

@valeriedvpont

“ you know how you get a bouquet of roses. it’s a bouquet…. of dicks. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — valerie.

@lancedavenpvrt

“ i think i should be allowed to do this but not you. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — lance.

@vinceadler

“ mama mia, it’s lesbians. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — vincent.

@lottiemclaggen

“ fuck the hotdog. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — charlotte.

‘ the ancient egyptians were all furries ’

“ wait... forreal? oh my god. no. no, that can’t be real. but like, why does it actually make sense? i mean, wasn’t the egyptians that basically worshipped cats for whatever reason? it was probably because they were furries. ”

#・✧・ANSWERED — valerie.#valeriedvpont

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THINGS I’VE SAID TO MY FLATMATES / STARTERS . feel free to change gendered language & locales if needed!

‘ the ancient egyptians were all furries ’

‘ ghosts and bees are exactly the same. ’

‘ i’m gonna take my pizza rolls and go to delaware ’

‘ i don’t think that’s a sentence that anyone’s ever said before ’

‘ if you fill your car up with mayo, it becomes a wendy’s burger ’

‘ you know what? i’ve decided to eat your mac & cheese. you don’t deserve it ’

‘ the laptop’s thinner and lighter since they took out the cupholder ’

‘ nice casual racism there, spellcheck ’

‘ good luck throwing chicken into virginia, BITCH! ’

‘ the knife emoji is the only good one ’

‘ good thing we have at least one person in this group who knows directions ’

‘ we’ve made how many sounding jokes at this point? ’

‘ so you just go into a chic-fil-a, say you’re straight, and they give you a free sandwich? ’

‘ nice argument about fifth-grade biology we had there, guys ’

‘ so you appreciate bees … in theory ’

‘ come under the bridge! we even have refreshments! ’

‘ is this better or worse than the blood jungle juice dialysis center jokes? ’

‘ that cat sounds like a sack of wet laundry ’

‘ well i guess i’ll just see it without you since i have to go to prom now ’

‘ i’m just gonna call him ‘horny boy’ ’

‘ i can invite the vampires specifically into my room! it doesn’t violate the lease! ’

#・✧・MEMES.

qlestranges‌:

In a knee-jerk reaction that was less than grateful, Quinn brought his arms up to his face to shield from the flying projectile. ‘ Hey, ’ he barked, lowering his arms to glare at her, ‘ that’s not how you ask for a tutor. ’ Still, he looked over at the notebook in her lap. ‘ What’s your quiz on? ’

An innocent grin spreads across her face as she finally got the man of the hour’s attention. “ But it worked! ” That was the only goal she had anyway, get him to look up and actually talk to her -- what in the world did she wanted anyways? Ah shit. Yeah. The quiz. She’s definitely screwed. Kenzie looked down at the notebook that was fill with .... poor attempts at notes. She flipped it around so he could get a closer look. “ Geometry. I have no idea what I’m doing. I get shapes but this is basically the opposite of naming shapes. ”

#・✧・REPLIES — quentin.

qlestranges‌:

He pulled the earbud out, finally paying attention to her, ‘ Yeah, what? I’m sorry I wasn’t paying attention. ’

“ Too late. Now you don’t get to suffer the consequences of not knowing the best blackmail material to ever exist on this planet. ” She grabbed the nearest pencil and threw it at him, probably not a smart idea but then again, she doesn’t have those. “ Can you quiz me on my geography shit? I don’t get this class. I don’t care about this class. Yet if I don’t pass the class, I’ll have to retake it and then I might as well just burn down the classroom. ”