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Charlotte McLaggenmeme queenoH mY gOd, I lOvE cHiPoTle. ChIpOtLe'S My LiFe.

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“ i mean, most guys are but come on, lotts. you need to get laid sometime. ”

“We were talking about hot dogs, where did you get boys from? Laid? For what? I’ve survived this many years on hand jobs and hot dogs.”

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“ fuck the hotdog. ”

“Oh god no... that seems like such a waste.”

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‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘ ‘ you guys have fun. ‘ ‘ you’re ranting. ‘

‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘

“I…” Charlotte frowned a little. “Oh. Well maybe next time you should start with that next time, you got me worked up for a second there.”

‘ you guys have fun. ‘

“Whoa,” she said, turning to him suspiciously. Green eyes squinting at his remark. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

‘ you’re ranting. ‘

“But then you have to choose between-,” the brunette stopped, biting her lip at his reminder. “You’re right. I do that. Sorry. Thanks. I just… get super into… topics, like those.”

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‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses! // ‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘ // ‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘ // ‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘ // ‘ how do you know it’s a monster? ‘ // ‘ you’re siding with the enemy? ‘

‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses!

“That took a lot of thought,” she called, her legs carrying her much faster than her friend. “No! Catch up! You can’t tell me you don’t want to see this shit with your own eyes.”

‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘

“These insects are dead… at least, they’re supposed to be. You have to try anything and everything at least once. I admit, I’m afraid this scorpion is still alive and might kill me, but at least he’ll be tasty… I hope.”

‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘

“Jealous, what I wouldn’t give for someone to come into my room and tuck me into my blankets right now.”

‘did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘ 

Charlotte chuckled a little, it felt like she was hearing thismore than usual these days. “I love you too, I shared my funnel cake withyou a couple months back, and you know how momma loves her powder sugar coveredsweets. Thanks for telling me, but don’t worry about me not thinking you do.You’d have to say it to my face for me to think you don’t.”

‘how do you know it’s a monster? ‘ 

“Dunno, go with the classics? My, what big teeth you have! My,what large hands you have! Or something like that. I’d touch it, but poking tiwith a stick just feels so much more natural.”

‘you’re siding with the enemy? ‘ 

“Wha? Lance has a perfectly good point here,” Charlotte gesturedto the teen at her side who seemed a little smug about her agreeing with himand she made a face. “I agree with him, but out of principle, I no longeragree with him.”

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for vince uwu | ‘ i could be your date. ‘ ‘ my uncle plays in a beatles cover band; it hardly makes him john lennon. ‘ ‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘ ‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

‘ i could be your date. ‘

Charlotte laughed gently, “If you don’t have anyone else lined up, why not? You could use a camera lady and I could use someone to keep a look out for the food. Which I will inevitably be disappointed by, and will have brought a whole meal of my own in my dress. School functions never cease to disappoint.”

‘ my uncle plays in a beatles cover band; it hardly makes him john lennon. ‘

“What do you mean I’m not Halsey? I mean... I’m not in any cover band, but some of my renditions are starting to get really good and if I don’t get to be her, then why exist?”

‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘

Confusion twisted on her features before a smile replaced it, “Thanks, but you don’t have to say so. I figure if you ever stop enjoying my company, then I’ll know and no amount of apology pizzas will ever fix it. Though, if that does happen, please tell me while I’m either busy or eating a burrito, so I can at least use it to catch my tears.”

‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

“Surely we could do other things for science too, right?”

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star trek: discovery (2017-) sentence starters feel free to change pronouns / descriptors as you see fit.

‘ we have to be torch-bearers, casting the light so that we may see our path to lasting peace. ‘

‘ the only way to defeat fear is to tell it ‘no.’ ‘

‘ i stood alone. ‘

‘ nothing in here is every truly gone. ‘

‘ in my mind, you are dangerous. ‘

‘ i won’t make any trouble for you here. ‘

‘ i appreciate your faith in me. ‘

‘ i’m not here by accident. ‘

‘ i shouldn’t have kept it a secret. ‘

‘ you’re ranting. ‘

‘ i was dead for three minutes. ‘

‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘

‘ what did he mean by that? ‘

‘ i could be your date. ‘

‘ i’m not who you think i am. ‘

‘ follow the music. ‘

‘ i want it to be the way it was. please, let it be the way it was. ‘

‘ i did choose you, but not for the reasons you think. ‘

‘ what do you wish for? ‘

‘ you helped start a war. ‘ 

‘ wow, is that a book? ‘

‘ i don’t want to say goodbye. ‘

‘ i’m not going anywhere. i’m gonna stay right by your side. ‘

‘ you’re making this very complicated. ‘

‘ my uncle plays in a beatles cover band; it hardly makes him john lennon. ‘

‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘

‘ how’s the patient? ‘

‘ i remember your arms around me. ‘

‘ i thought it was a dream. ‘

‘ i hope that wherever this finds you, you are well. ‘

‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘

‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘

‘ you showed me. all the time. ‘

‘ how do you know it’s a monster? ‘

‘ the frontal lobe is overrated. it only contains memory and emotional expression. it’s completely unnecessary. ‘

‘ you’re always looking after me. ‘

‘ you know, just in case you want to have a feeling someday. ‘

‘ you’re siding with the enemy? ‘

‘ i love feeling feelings. ‘

‘ you seem conspicuously free from bruises. ‘

‘ i’ve learned to chose wisely. ‘

‘ they say confession is good for the soul. ‘

‘ we chose our own pain. ‘

‘ this is so fucking cool! ‘

‘ let’s do it! ‘

‘ there’s no place i’d rather be. ‘

‘ oh, suddenly you care about protocol. ‘

‘ you absolutely have a personality. ‘

‘ that’s what families do. ‘

‘ i believe in you. i love you. ‘

‘ you should be proud. ‘

‘ the damage is spreading. ‘

‘ in times of crisis, ignorance can be beneficial. ‘

‘ i’m feeling a lot of emotions right now. ‘

‘ but… i have to smile. and i feel angry. but I want to love. and i’m hurt, but there’s hope.  what is this? ‘

‘ you guys have fun. ‘

‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

‘ speak of the devil. ‘

‘ retreat is not an option. ‘

‘ i talk when i’m nervous. ‘

‘ as days go, this is a weird one. ‘

‘ please don’t hate me. ‘

‘ turns out you can con a con man. ‘

‘ sometimes, the only way to find out where you fit in is to step out of the routine. ‘

‘ you’re a nobody. ‘

‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘

‘ i’m not a soldier. ‘

‘ my whole life, i have never known a moment without fear. ‘

‘ you put on a facade. ‘

‘ i despite lurkers. ‘

‘ is that weird? ‘

‘ i can handle him. ‘

‘ groovy! ‘

‘ i barely have a job here. ‘

‘ i’m swallowing the urge to set the record straight. ‘

*mimics explosion*

‘ either way, i’ve hurt him. ‘

‘ i have this character flaw. i care too much about what other people think about me. ‘

‘ i will not be party to murder. ‘

‘ my mother never said anything to me unless she was criticizing me hair. ‘

‘ uh, wh-uh, wh-what-what do i say? ‘

‘ have you noticed that i talk a lot? ‘

‘ you’re dismissed. ‘

‘ i’m not sure if i believe in destiny. ‘

‘ hold still. ‘

‘ his career would be ruined. ‘

‘ the cosmos has lost its brilliance. ‘

‘ you sure you feel okay? ‘

‘ this was always my favorite time with you. ‘

‘ you’re gonna get yourself killed. ‘

‘ [name] and i fell in love after i told him to get lost. ‘

‘ better dead than one of them. ‘

‘ lies. ‘

‘ that doesn’t make any sense. ‘

‘ love isn’t logical. ‘

‘ it’s not like we have assigned seats. ‘

‘ i know i’m brilliant. ‘

‘ i feel okay. ‘

‘ you don’t know, do you? ‘

‘ are you trying to show everyone how smart you are? ‘

‘ you were in danger. ‘

‘ i’m going to have a lot of free time on my hands. ‘

‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

‘ death found me when i was a child. ‘

‘ i’d cut out your tongue and use it to lick my boots. ‘

‘ does that make me naive? ‘

‘ i am here to protect you. ‘

‘ do not regret loving someone. ‘

‘ you made me feel safe. you always did. ‘

‘ now who’s being sensitive? ‘

‘ don’t do anything that stupid again. ‘

‘ shit, you’re a captain? ‘

‘ i blew them up. ‘

‘ one tends to worry when they’re doomed to love a brilliant but reckless maniac who’s willing to risk his life for glory. ‘

‘ it’ll be okay. ‘

‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses!

‘ you may not care about you, but i do. ‘

‘ you’re saying you’ll actually sit through that with me? ‘

‘ you’re a very tall man. ‘

‘ may i say, you are astonishingly grounded for having endured seven months of torture. ‘

‘ why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? ‘

‘ these are the moments that make life so gloriously unpredictable. ‘

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I don’t think I exaggerated this design at all :0

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