“ oh my god. i can’t breathe. this is it. i’m dying. ”
“ but, would it be weird if i suddenly got a case of the flu? ”
“ do i look fat in this? of course i do. don’t even answer. “
“ what if he/she/they won’t like me? ”
“ god everything looks weird on me now. ”
“ not sure if i want to throw up, faint or both. ”
“ we’re meeting in an hour and i have no idea what to wear. ”
“ you know them ?! why are telling me just now !? ”
“ okay but legit question ; how do you know that they won’t kidnap you? ”
“ do i kiss them goodbye ? or do i hug them ? what is natural !? ”
“ i can’t do this ! i’m going to fuck up. ”
“ promise me you’ll call me if i ask you to. ”
“ but if they don’t look like their profile picture ? ”
“ if i don’t want to meet them maybe i can pretend to be someone else. ”
“ i know, i know. no sex on the first date. ”
“ NO YOU CAN’T COME WITH. ”
“ rest in fucking pieces. this will be the death of my love life. ”
“ woah — you look… great! ”
“ so you’re my date for the evening? you look better in real life. ”
“ where do you want to eat? ”
“ do we… shake hands or — hug, or… ? ”
“ i rarely do this, haha! ”
“ i was nervous you wouldn’t make it! ”
“ i just have to say that i’m really nervous, sorry! ”
“ sorry that i’m late ! ”
“ oh… your profile didn’t mention — that. ”
“ let me get your coa— you’re not wearing a coat, haha, oops — ”
“ no, please — allow me! ”
“ i just can’t take my eyes off you, sorry ~ you’re just really stunning. ”
“ what do you do, and how long have you been doing it? ”
” where are you originally from? ”
“ where did you go to school? ”
“ where exactly do you live in [insert your city or town here]? ”
” so you have any nicknames? ”
“ if you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d buy? ”
” do you have any siblings? ”
“ if you could be any person for a day, who would it be? ”
“ there’s this bar downtown… we could check it out? ”
“ what are we doing after this ? ”
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