A King Who Still Cared

"His mouth would have given despair to even the drollest of fools; it was a mouth made for frowns and scowls and sharply worded commands, all thin pale lips and clenched muscles, a mouth that had forgotten how to smile and had never known how to laugh." ((indie stannis baratheon rp, got&asoiaf verse))

[witchoflancre-deactivated201511]

team dragonstone meme » seven quotes: [1/7] "the iron throne is mine, by right. all those who deny that are my foes."

[lady-arryn-deactivated20140718]

game of thrones character per season: ↳ Melisandre (Season 3)

[spicedlantern]

[Jon] turned to find Clydas standing beneath the broken archway, a parchment in his hand. “From Stannis?" Jon had been hoping for some word from the king. The Night’s Watch took no part, he knew, and it should not matter to him which king emerged triumphant. Somehow it did.

Jon, A Dance with Dragons (via spicedlantern)

[renlybaratheonindie-blog]

"Ah, there you are brother." Nodding his head, Renly bowed to Stannis in a habitual gesture of respect, though he couldn’t keep the slight grin off of his face as he straightened again. “You appear as displeased as always."

[oflightandfury]

He is going to personally strangle both Ser Davos and the Lady Melisandre to death with his bare hands if they don't stop the constant bickering, Stannis thinks to himself. All in all, the sight of his always mocking little brother doesn't exactly help his already sour mood.

"Renly," he greets stiffly, teeth grinding despite himself.

[starkinglysansa-blog]

oflightandfury replied to your post: ♫

((i will never unsee sansa singing eminem. bless you.))

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and I like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And I get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the D Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

[oflightandfury]

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[oflightandfury]

(guess meme) male, 21, gay?

yes, yes, no (i'm bisexual)

[yourkingtamakisuoh]

Try to guess my mun's age, gender, and sexuality.

[wolfofwinterfells-deactivated20]

"I am not sulking! And I’ll have you know that I’m a rather good water dancer."

[oflightandfury]

"Oh? Do they have another word for it in the North?"

Stannis scoffs. Not at her claim of skill, but Arya has no way of knowing that.

"Can't be any worse at it than you are at catching cats."

[wolfofwinterfells-deactivated20]

"Leave me alone. I’m not in the mood for talking."

[oflightandfury]

"One can only hope you're as talented at sword work as you are sulking."

[textsfromtheironthone]

[starkinglysansa-blog]

The Last of Us & Game of Thrones Crossover AU

↪ Stannis Baratheon and Sansa Stark as Joel and Ellie

She reads her stories, reciting lines from the pages-- I'll never understand her fascination for such frivolity. She's not my daughter, my daughter is gone-- but she's the cure to this damned infection, and I owe it to Melisandre to get her to these men in their white lab coats.

"Did everyone have boats back then?" "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht," he answers. "Really?" "No." "Sarcasm … making progress."

[ariel2me-deactivated20140513]

Movies Based on Stannis Baratheon’s Life

Diary of a Grumpy Kid

The Other Baratheon Boy

Eat, Love, Pray, NOT!

The Lies of Others

SadMan Begins

The Onion Knight

The Onion Knight Floats

Dragonstone Revisited

There Will be Burning

Man of Iron

The Wind that Shakes the Parley

The Incredible Sulk

[oflightandfury]

amazing perfect actual stannis OuO

!!! Mobile wouldn't let me post this without typing anything

[starspangledcaptainamerica-blog]

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

[oflightandfury]

He'd been killed in a hapless, drunken incident involving a tractor and a boar. Why would Robert even have a tractor-- which Stannis must have wondered out loud, as the hysterically sobbing woman who is most certainly not Robert's wife (friend? Girlfriend? Nameless one night stand, most like) opens her mouth to answer.

"Don't answer that, I don't want to know," Stannis snaps, effectively silencing the blond's words but calling forth a fresh new wave of sobs. Teeth set to grinding Stannis scowls at her and briskly walks away, stiffly weaving through grieving people packing the funeral home.

Far too many people, Stannis thinks as he finally slips out the front doors in pursuit of fresh air, free of the crowd. This is just the viewing. The private viewing. He doesn't recognize any of the people inside, but of course Stannis had not spoken to his older brother for the better part of ten years.

In the safety of his own head, Stannis can admit it's a shame it came to this. He sighs heavily through a clenched jaw, and sits on a bench on the lawn of the funeral home.

[oflightandfury]

Is that a dagger in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

For a long few moments, Stannis doesn't say anything, but fixes The Hound with a look somewhere between judgment and simple confusion. He's not sure what to make of the situation.

"...I'm- going to assume you've had too much to drink, Clegane."

[oflightandfury]

How'd you like a woman that can give you babies that are actually human and don't end up in a jar?

For a moment, Stannis doesn't even know how to respond. But just for a moment.

"You seem a bit highborn to have all the graces of one of Robert's tavern sluts."