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indie jesus christ.

[ofmessiahs-blog]

Jesus was a mushroom...he was a fungus, among us...

         “I am DEEPLY confused.”

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

Send me a ✿ and my muse will react to your muse putting a flower in their hair

[mini-musings]

describe your muse as shittily as possible in the tags.

[ofmessiahs-blog]

i should make an actual promo if this blog is gonna be a combination of crack and serious shouldn’t i

[ofmessiahs-blog]

brcakablc:

          “ yes, that’s my name. “ the smile seemed to return for a brief while, hand           outstretching in offering of a handshake. “ nice to make your acquaintance,           joshua. “ again, he tried to push the sorrow back, finding it to be an un—-           pleasant trait to be connected with. the wayne name would move forward,           even without thomas or martha.

                    “ i’m not keeping you, am i ? “ he couldn’t be sure if joshua had some place to be                     that bruce had held them up with. they didn’t look it, but he’d just met this man & it                     was no point to judge.

        the messiah gently took bruce’s hand and gave a firm shake, releasing immediately         afterwards. he wants to help this boy -- god knows, he does -- but he isn’t entirely         sure how to begin. the world is secular now... it isn’t like reassuring him that death         is temporary would help any. he can’t really let him know who he is, either... all he         can really do is try to be friendly, he supposes.

                     “oh, no, certainly not. i’ve just been wandering the city today. it’s quite                       nice.” overrun by crime, maybe, but he admires the sprawling spaces                       that have cropped up. “am i keeping you?”

[ofmessiahs-blog]

HISSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSS SATAN SAYS YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET HISSSSSSSSSS >:3~

        “Well, Satan can go suck a dick.”

[ofmessiahs-blog]

          “This feels... eerily familiar.”

[ofmessiahs-blog]

i cant believe there are actually other biblical rpers what world have i stumbled into

[ofmessiahs-blog]

i guess we’ll just see how this progresses. if serious rps become demanded then i will certainly do them, i will do crack rps, whatever people want from me.

[ofmessiahs-blog]

Is the mun Christian?

          “Certainly not. She considers herself an atheist. Picking apart the Bible for nonsense and cruelty has become something of a hobby to her in the last few months.”

[jordansdailygainz]

I know the plans I have for you, and they are good.

Jeremiah 29:11 (via jordansdailygainz)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[hashtagloveloses]

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

[ofmessiahs-blog]

brcakablc:

          an expression weighed down with grief looked up at the stranger, remaining silent for           a few moments. his parents’ murder had happened just days ago, but the entire city           knew of it already. “ thank you. “ a small smile tugged at his lips, finding it easier to           pull the world-known image of happiness out in this grave time. 

                    “ are you alright ? you seem to be…. uncleaned. do you need help ? “ focus was slipped                     away from him, the faint smile still lingering at his expression, though the sadness easily                     conquered, leaving it to appear more of an attempted smile than a pure one.

         it pains him to see a look of such hurt on the face of a child; jesus likes children, as          they are the future of the world and a delight to be around. (he can’t wait to see the man          that caused this boy such great grief; it could be assured that he wouldn’t be stepping          anywhere near heaven).  “ anytime. ”

               “ oh, i’m quite alright. don’t worry about me. ”  he waved his hand dismissively, offering the                boy a bright and friendly smile.  “ your name is bruce, correct? it’s nice to meet you. i am... “                a pause; calling himself jesus would look strange, wouldn’t it?  “ ... joshua.”

[ofmessiahs-blog]

Took me a while, but St George~

         “Ah, yes, another martyr soldier! George is a good guy, he entertains everyone up here with stories about the dragon he slayed! It started getting a little old the fifteenth time, but the newcomers seem to enjoy it.”

[ofmessiahs-blog]

St. Joan of Arc

         “Ah, yes, she’s a good one! She did her country a great honor, it’s a shame she was martyred so young. The mun actually considered making Joan her patron saint when she was forced to convert to Catholicism.”

[ofmessiahs-blog]

brcakablc liked the post

          “Dear child; I know you are going through great pain, but please remember that you are not alone. Everything will turn out alright in the end.”

           He knows, to an extent, what it is like to be in MOURNING. Everyone he knew during his first coming is long dead now, after all, his mother included. He hasn’t had quite enough time to let himself hurt, but the pain is there, as great as it was when he was crucified... He hopes that his understanding will help Bruce feel a little better.

[ofmessiahs-blog]

here’s a starter call so i can have some semblance of activity on here