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oh, simple thing, where have you GONE? written by deia est. jan. 30/17 blaine anderson from glee

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[ofmusically-blog]

bold what applies to your muse

tagged by: @multifariousxmuses​ ( i luv u sm b ) tagging: @spencerporterwrites​ @warricrhearted​ @indiesamevans & whoever wants to do this!

broken a bone | gotten stitches | had a near death experience | killed someone | tried and failed to kill someone | invented something | been hung over | kissed someone | slow-danced | been in a long-term relationship (one year, or longer) | had sex | had sex and regretted It | had a one-night stand | had a threesome | experimented with their sexuality | had a kid | gotten married | self-harmed | traveled to another country | been in a play | received an inheritance | been in a car wreck | lost a loved one | been dumped | dumped someone | smoked | gotten high | been slipped something in their food/drink  | won a contest | won an election | joined a sports team | gone skydiving | gone hunting | been in a band | had a job | been fired | been in a wedding party | owned a pet | seen a ghost | skipped class/work | learned an instrument | gotten a noticeable scar | sued someone | been robbed | been mugged | been kidnapped | been sexually assaulted | been brainwashed/hypnotized | gone more than one day without eating | had a recurring nightmare | been bullied | bullied someone | seen someone die | attempted suicide | been tied/chained up | shot someone | stabbed someone |saved someone’s life | cheated on someone | been cheated on | had a stalker | been betrayed | was a traitor | been in a fight | been arrested | been to a funeral | had surgery | broken someone’s trust | gotten a piercing | gotten a tattoo | used a fake name | been tortured | tortured others | been abused | been blackmailed | had an attempt on their life/nearly been killed by someone | gotten away with a crime | gone on a road trip | been in love

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vee.

       “ well – this should be fun then? , a powerpoint is probably going          to be the most boring part of this.. “

  right. that wasn’t at all boring , but she just shrugged and began to think. there were plenty of way’s to go with this. there was technology that lit up due to the beat of music. dances that used led lights to make a show just perfect. new things event to make music and dance easier to make.

      “Yeah...” He looked back over the note, looking at the examples so he would knew what topics to not do. After all, most people chose the simplest ideas and would become quickly overused by their classmates. “Oh, and also, we have to do all of this in forty minutes or less.” Blaine looked back over to his partner. “So, do you have any good ideas? I was thinking about Apple products mostly and how they have devices where literally all a person could do is listen to music and earned millions off of just that.” He added. 

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theo.

Theo hummed in thought, his fingers moving across the strings as he played over what Blaine had suggested. It definitely sounded better now, but he wanted to work on it a bit more before taking it to his band. He paused, reaching into the bag leaned against his amp for his notebook, and jotting down a few notes. Rewriting the first verse would definitely bring the entire piece full-circle, something he wouldn’t be against doing. “Thanks for the thoughts,” he said absentmindedly, staring at the paper before bringing his attention back to Blaine. “So. What were you planning on singing, before your plans got thrown in the blender by my presence?” His voice had taken on a teasing tone, accentuated by a raised eyebrow. “Maybe I can return the favor.”

      Blaine nodded, happy to help the other with his songs. Even if writing songs was never exactly his thing, he does know a lot about them just from singing. “No problem.” He mumbled, looking down to the floor as the other scribbled some notes into his notebook. He turned his attention back to Theo as soon as Blaine heard him start speaking again. Blaine chuckled at the other’s joke while thinking of his response. “Well... I have a really big audition next month for NYADA, a musical theater school in New York. I was thinking about singing Piano Man by Billy Joel, but I’ve only practiced it a few times so far.” Blaine tilted his head to side. “Okay, just tell me what you think.” He smiled, as he started singing the first verse.

[memesandthings]

DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]

“I’m scared.”

“Are you hurt?”

“Are you scared?”

“Is this even legal?”

“Just trust me.”

“We’re locked in!”

“I know what I’m doing.”

“It’s too dark in here.”

“Why are we here?”

“They have a gun…”

“They have a knife…”

“Grab what you need, and let’s go.”

“Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”

“Choose your victim.”

“We don’t have to do this.”

“They’re coming for us.”

“How do you know how to do that?”

“What the fuck are you doing in here?”

“We’re getting out of here unseen.”

“Something moved over there.”

“Do you have the stuff?”

“So, what’s the plan?”

“It’s not safe here.”

“This is your fault.”

“We’ve gotta go. Now.”

“Hey, how drunk are you?”

“Hey, how high are you?”

“Is that… a dead body?”

“We’re not alone in here…”

“What do you need me to do?”

“It’s not safe here, you should go.”

“I can’t believe you stole that!”

“Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”

“If they catch us, we’re dead.”

“… There’s no signal out here.”

“Where’s the money you owe me?”

“Have you ever done this before?”

“Did you bring what I asked?”

“I saw you steal that…”

“I think I dropped my weapon.”

“This is the last time I ever do this.”

“Shit, the cops are coming!”

“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”

“We shouldn’t be doing this.”

“The cops are looking for us.”

“What the fuck is that?!”

“You’re gonna get hurt.”

“Next time, I’ll kill you.”

“It’s my first time doing this.”

“You’re gonna get us caught.”

“You seriously got high without me?”

“You seriously got drunk without me?”

“I’m never doing this with you again.”

“How’d you get all this money?”

“What are you doing out here?”

“What if something goes wrong?”

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

“I’ve never gotten high before…”

“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”

“What the fuck did you do now?”

“Let’s go and do something bad.”

“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”

“So are we getting high, or what?”

“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”

“It seems like you’ve done this before.”

“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”

“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”

“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”

“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”

“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”

“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”

“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”

“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”

“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”

“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”

“The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”

[elaineharper98]

Food network quotes

(From chopped, cutthroat kitchen and cooks vs cons, because they’re hysterical and I have no life at the moment.)

“I saw the red onions, and I became angry.”

“That was an uninvited layer of baklava.”

“He should slow his roll, because that was not a remoulade, okay.”

“That potato purée was an absolute failure.”

“Cashews are the Cadillac of nuts.”

“Oh GIRL why’d you DO ME THIS DIRTY WITH THAT TOASTER.”

“I’m gonna make some fancy-ass toast!!”

“In my hand…is a CRAP TON of pancake batter.”

“The mystery ingredient is a hot corn cob, who cares, I’m not afraid, HOT COB WAS MY NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOL!” (^what the heck…?)

“The more you play with pablano peppers, the less magical they become.”

“Here we have the infamous palenta log…”

“I am 69% caveman.”

“I was BAFFLED BY THE RICOTTA.”

“I’m a savage, I can’t help who I am.”

“I eat so much bacon that I’ll probably have a heart attack in two years.”

“YEAH OKAY I’M GONNA NEED A CRISPY, MEATY ELEMENT.”

“This was a train wreck. But it was a good train wreck.”

“I am not going to be defeated by a pork chop.”

“I harness fire to make food sexy.”

“IM A BADASS BEEF GIRL.”

“I think everyone should be intimidated by me. BECAUSE I KNOW MY STUFF.”

“She must be a professional because she has so much swag.”

“I hate EVERYTHING ABOUT COTTAGE CHEESE.”

“What can be sexier than lobster? I mean…aside from me?”

“YOU PULVERIZED MY WEINERS.”

“I’M GONNA BRING THE SEXY BACK TO FOOD.”

“Yeah so, I’ve spent a long time with these DAMN TORTILLAS.”

“At this point in time, I’m feeling really confident about my pickles.”

“I need to create a mess of deliciousness.”

“HOW CAN I LOSE TO A SALAD.”

“That lobster was so profound.”

“I have never cooked with a testacle before.”

“I’m going to win. IVE BEEN COOKING LONGER THAN MY OPPONENT HAS BEEN ALIVE.”

“It’s a crapshoot in here. If I win, great, if I lose, I will not be surprised.”

“I DON’T LIKE BITING INTO A LARGE CHUNK OF COLD FAT…THATS NOT CORRECT.”

“We need to amp up these potatoes. Right now.”

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dave.

( sms : blaine ) you sure you want to do it again? ( sms : blaine ) not many people want to be seen hanging out with me.

( sms : dave ) yes i’m sure! ( sms : dave ) well... screw those people! ( sms : dave ) i like hanging out with you and i don’t care who knows it.

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sam.

         “Not a girl,” Sam nodded while he looked at Blaine. The only clear sign of surprise he could see were the boy’s raised eyebrows. Sam considered that a good sign. After he shot down yet another name he worried his lip, knowing Blaine was getting closer and closer to finding out who Sam was crushing on. He didn’t know when it happened but it did and now that he was so close to Blaine finding out about his crush on him he was getting pretty nervous. He worried his lip, nodding his head ever so slightly when his best friend asked him if it was him. “Remember when you asked me if I had feelings for you a while back and I didn’t? That’s not true anymore.” he explained, smiling at him. “’cause now I do.. So yeah, it’s you.”

      Blaine leaned back in his seat, taking it all in. The last couple of years had been hard on him, having feelings for a guy who said he was straight made it hard for him, especially since he knew he had to let go. It was more like plain luck that he didn’t let go of any of his feelings, and now, plain luck that Sam turned out to have feelings for him too. “Of course... Of course I remember.” He nodded, feeling a smile creep up and onto his lips. What were the chances of this happening? Zero to one? That was what it felt like. “Wow, Sam... I never thought this day would come.” He put both of Sam’s hands into his, looking at him in the eye with a huge smile on his face. Blaine wondered if he should ask the question, or if the other was planning on asking him. Without even really thinking any more, he blurted out his question. “Do you want to be my boyfriend?”

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( ooc. ) yikes so as usual i took on more than i could handle but i’m here to say that i am going to complete all of my drafts and put them into my queue since i won’t be here for the next couple of days :(

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[bearclawmarks]

Meaningless sex is great. I mean it. It really is. Don’t get all conservative on me, it’s just an opinion. It’s nice to forget the heaviness in your heart and replace with a light pressing in the small of your back. It’s easy to get high off someone else’s lips, and ignore that thudding in your stomach, that constant reminder that you’re far from normal. It’s nice to have dark bruises down your neck than on your heart. I don’t even like using that word, because I don’t think I even fucking own one anymore. Or do I? Just fuck me. I mean it. Fuck me and get me out of here.

“Stepping Into Black Leather” (by me eW)

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( ooc. ) i just unfollowed a lot of blogs because my dash was getting messy but message me if you think i might of unfollowed you by mistake!

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sam.

“I dunno, I’d be more concerned about me abandoning you for a giant Japanese sea lizard than you just casually reading a newspaper,” Sam laughed. “And you weren’t even concerned enough to go after me?” he teased.

      Blaine chuckled along with Sam. “I mean - you two seemed to be getting along great, you were happy and that was what mattered.” He shrugged, still smiling. “There just wasn’t a good enough reason for me to go after you. But me reading the newspaper ---- how terrible!”

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luna.

@ofmusically ( sc )

“What? Do you think I look weird?” To be fair, Luna didn’t usually have her septum piercing in, so it could be a bit shocking to suddenly have a piercing in her face. “Do I intimidate you?”

      “No, you don’t look weird.” Blaine answered, facing her. All he could look at was the hoop hanging from her nose, not because it was weird, but because it was new. “No you don’t do that either, it’s just different, new, I guess.”

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" Are you angry with me?"

something i lost / multifariousxmuses.

      He took a deep breath, moving his hand through his hair. Yes, he was furious, how could he not be? He turned around, taking a few steps away from his friend, trying to cool off. Blaine then turned back around, putting his hands together to rest just under his nose and closing his eyes. If he didn’t hold back, he could easily be yelling, but he wasn’t going to, he knew how to control himself. “No,” he said, looking at Nick now, “you did what you thought was right.” Blaine took a step towards his brown haired friend. “And that’s okay, I get it.” He tried to smile, but it turned out kind of weird, almost like he had forgotten how. 

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( ooc. ) hi! i’m not here for long because i actually have a lot of work to do!! but hopefully i’ll be on tomorrow before boxing ;;;

[jagvuar]

you're straight?

oh fuck no, god forbid