second adam.

[trollraised-blog]

‘There’s your act of true love, right there, riding across the fjords like a valiant, pungent reindeer king!

[ofodds-blog]

“You don’t have to say it. I know you all missed me. Can’t say I blame ya.”

[ofodds-blog]

shinylugers replied to your post “National kissin’ day? Just when I thought I’ve heard it all. ––Though...”

-squints- ".. Dude, do you do just about anything for a quick buck?"

“Sarcasm aint your thing pal?”

[ofodds-blog]

“National kissin’ day? Just when I thought I’ve heard it all.

----Though I’m willin’ to cough up a kiss if you’ve got the dough.”

[ofodds-blog]

@xanodite

“--That sounds really dumb.”

Rubs the bridge of his nose. Feels sweat on his thumb.

He hates summer.

[ofodds-blog]

"How's it hanging, melon head?"

“Look what the hair gel dropped in!                 ---Better than you I‘m sure.”

[sacrauri-archive-blog1]

incogitatione:

You know what is grand?? Pre-established relations. It can be rather difficult to start at the very beginning, when you can just plot out how they met & begin SMACK SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE.

[ofodds-blog]

climbs on jake bc he tol af "i need smoothies or im gonna DIE." dramatic gwen is very dramatic.

“Have you fuckin’ lost it?”

A rhetorical question, really, because obviously she has.

Attempts to shrug her off.

“You American women are sure damn dramatic.”

[pierssureshotnivans]

I·ᴍ ᴀ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ Wɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ɴᴀᴘᴀʟᴍ I·ᴍ ᴀ ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ sᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴜᴄʟᴇᴀʀ A﹣ʙᴏᴍʙ I ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ·s ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙᴏʏ Tʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴇᴀʀᴄʜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏs

[fulgorus]

Art by: よぴ Id: 863889

[managone]

      ❝Maybe not but with your abilities you’d definitely find some work in       the weird department.  Were you expecting something like Ashley or       Nancy? Sorry to disappoint.❞

[ofodds-blog]

“Done the weird department shit already. What do you do with your so-called mana powers then? Play as wondergirl?”

[terrxrist]

❝ What? ❞ She turned slowly from her beer cheeks slightly pink. Her eyes dangerously narrowed. ❝ Did you just call me flat chested? ❞

[ofodds-blog]

Waves a hand dismissively in the air.

“Yeah, what of it?”

[managone]

[managone]

               ❝Your problem is that magic is the only                thing you’re about. But for me, magic is                only ONE aspect of who I am.❞

[ofodds-blog]

@rcdfield

“You still owe me answers.”

[ofodds-blog]

@whiskeyicarus​

“So. Why did the merc cross the road with a mirror?”

[ofodds-blog]

@dead-aim-agent

“Looks like you could use a hand or two.”

[ofodds-blog]

@sometimesblond

         “I’d say a blonde joke but I’m sure you hear them enough.”