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damn ... anybody here?

#( ooc. )#i just remembered.#and i sort of wanna bring this back but.#my crew's gone isn't it lmao.

#thERE IS A STITCH FOLLOWING ME.#JESUS FISHIGN CHRIST.#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.#( ooc. )#tbd.

thesimpsonswayoflife

#mY BABY.#small but mighty.

thesimpsonswayoflife

Ralph Appreciation Post - Part IV

#okay but if i hadn't made maggie.#i totally would have made a ralph.#tbt.

DADDY.

❝ how will you get down from there?❞

but then he remember she can FLY! It’s like a lightbulb appears above his head and a grin across his face. ❝ come on Maggie, time to come down. ❞

&& she hobbles to the fridge’s leading edge before spreading her arms and simply letting herself F A L L which leads to her onesie acting as wings and to her actually flying. ( and hopefully landing in her father’s arms. )

#[ 'i believe i can fly' playing in the background. ]#ofdohnuts

stoopidsexyflanders-deactivated

“I’ve done everything the Bible says —

even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!”

#i cry.#perfect.#i'M SO.#i love flanders so much okay.#by e.#( promos. )

#i neE D BREAKFAST.#i haven't been up that early in ages.#might as well get breakfast.#brb.#alSO.#HELLO TO ALL NEW PEEPS.#whazzup.#hope you're doing good.#and yall have wonderful days okay?#okay.#( ooc. )

unbeliiever.

A quick sliding into the kitchen again in her socks, and immediately spotting the pacifier in question on the table— she’s just gonna grab that and hurry back to the almost-crying child.

“Hey hey hey— no tears, sweetheart, see? Here, take this. What about some cartoons? You wanna watch some of those?”

( && if there had been only slightly more time, she would have made it up to the cabinet & shoved some more cookies into her mouth. but the woman’s back too soon so she goes back to pretending to be crying. once she has her binky back, a nod follows. NOW, she really wants to watch the Happy Elves. )

#unbeliiever #she does what she wants tbh.

STARTER CALL !!

#you can try to fight me tbh.#( ooc. )#maggie almost always looks like murder and i love it.

DADDY.

the question of WHY she got up there and HOW she will get down is void in his thoughts, replaced by one overwhelming REALISATION ‘

❝ maggie ! Can you fly? ❞

it’s not as much flying as it’s pulling out a few cabinets and climbing her way up on top of the fridge. she actually SIGHS & rolls her eyes at that suggestion.

#ofdohnuts #lmao okay but.#maggie standing up.#and letting herself fall from the fridge.#and using her onesie.#like one of these flying squirrels.#B))