Shut Up

Because you saw me when I was invisible.

[ofprincesslessons]

ofskinnyties:

“Well now I’m confused and intrigued. Two things. First, what exactly does your grand- ma have to do with this? And secondly how do you injure people slow dancing? Will I need to bring my shin pads because I think I left those in England…. Also what do you mean not quite Cinderella?”

“She’s the one who wants me to learn to dance. Apparently it’s a big part of my new...job. And I don’t know! My limbs just move independently from the rest of my body. - - Uh, nothing. Just that, y’know my life isn’t exactly a fairytale.”

[adoringrain-deactivated20160216]

[ofprincesslessons]

                              Somebody sat on me again

[imjustliketinkerbell-blog]

“Marathoning a bunch of musicals is something  you shouldn’t regret. Besides, you’re in New York,  you should go watch a musical. They’re even better life.”

[ofprincesslessons]

“That’s a good point. I might do that, though it’s  not weird to go on your own right? Only the friend I’m visiting hates musicals with a passion.”

[enthusiasticatheart-old]

“So basically you’re a famous person, right? Because you’re royalty?”

[ofprincesslessons]

“Uh, royalty yes. Famous, I wouldn’t say so. I mean, most people don’t know where Genovia is so...”

[drummerbledsoe]

                                    He rode up on his motorcycle                                 looking like a Deaf James Dean.

[enthusiasticatheart-old]

“Y e a h, I don’t know much about that country. Is that a real country? Do you know the Queen then?”

[ofprincesslessons]

“It’s real. It’s in Europe, actually. Nice place... Do I know - Uh, yeah. I do. I guess it’s not really a secret anymore.”

[annehathaway]

Mia Thermopolis Hair + Hat Porn | The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

[abbatributeband]

                   You bring your best, I’ll be

                                                 one     step    ahead.

[skinnyties]

“Good to meet you. And sure, that’ll be no problem… But, a ball? What, are you Cinderella?”

[ofprincesslessons]

“Uh...no. Not quite Cinderella. Similar, kind of. I guess. It’s not important.    Anyways, dance lessons. You could come to my place? Or, it might have to be my grandma’s place. That way she won’t make me take extra lessons when I see her. Oh, fair warning I’ve injured people whilst slow dancing. ”

[skinnyties]

“Well, I could teach you? Depending on what kind of dancing you need to do. I can’t do street dance to save my life.                                                   I‘m Jez.”

[ofprincesslessons]

“    Wait, seriously? That would be amazing,      though no street dance, it’s just..slow,      waltz-y stuff. The kind you’d do at a ball.            I’m Mia!”

[skinnyties]

             “I’ll take a breath like the world is out of oxygen

                                and I’d use it just to laugh.”

[skinnyties]

“Oh, cheers! I try. Lots and lots of lessons.”

[ofprincesslessons]

“God knows I could do with a few of those. Considering just how much dancing I have to do these days.”

[ofprincesslessons]

ofskinnyties liked for a thing!

    “Hey, you’re a great dancer.”

[ofprincesslessons]

starter call!!

[isthestrugglereallyreal]

"I would never sass you, Grandma!"

[enthusiasticatheart-old]

“Go on then, I’d love to hear one of your impressions. Do someone like the Queen?”

[ofprincesslessons]

“Weell, most people don’t know too much  about the country but I can do a pretty spot on impression of - ”  initiate ‘grandma voice’ -  “The Queen of Genovia, who simply saunters  around complaining about being late for things        like a meeting with Spain and Italy.’’