ofskinnyties:
“Well now I’m confused and intrigued. Two things. First, what exactly does your grand- ma have to do with this? And secondly how do you injure people slow dancing? Will I need to bring my shin pads because I think I left those in England…. Also what do you mean not quite Cinderella?”
“She’s the one who wants me to learn to dance. Apparently it’s a big part of my new...job. And I don’t know! My limbs just move independently from the rest of my body. - - Uh, nothing. Just that, y’know my life isn’t exactly a fairytale.”

















