Psychic Detective

[rpmemes-galore]

reblog if your muse is TRASH™

[moralslefttodecay-deactivated20]

rpmemes-galore:

[ofpsychic-blog]

❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞

He stared at her for a moment, dumbfounded almost, then he scoffed finally as his initial response to the violent threat. "Well that's not very nice. That'll hurt... and possibly ruin my fantastic vision." He told her.

[ofpsychic-blog]

❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ // ind. shawn spencer. || est. october 21, 2016. || portrayed by yang.

[solelioness-deactivated20161124]

Group Chat Staters Pt. 2

part one can be found here

❛ I am hilarious, pay attention to my genius. ❜

❛ You’re the gayest, asexual transgender ❜ 

❛ Don’t look at me. ❜ 

❛ The worst thing I’ve ever done was steal a club penguin membership card when I was twelve. ❜ 

❛ I need a shower that’s so gross. ❜ 

❛ I was an accidental side hoe once ❜ 

❛ He asked me when we’d smash and I dumped him the next day. ❜ 

❛ My friend talks about vape life and I wanna slap him. ❜ 

❛ Fam, keep your dick in your pants. ❜ 

❛ This is who you’re friends with okay. Do you regret it? ❜ 

❛ Rip my gay ass. ❜ 

❛ I’m both older and taller than you so what I say goes. ❜ 

❛ I’m not going to associate myself with such a nerd. ❜ 

❛ I’m sorry we can’t be friends. ❜ 

❛ I’m sorry you’re stuck with me. ❜ 

❛ Please help me, people are pretty. ❜

❛ Please let me look at you longer. ❜ 

❛ You’re really pretty what the fuck. ❜ 

❛ Eyebrows are so important. ❜ 

❛ I want him to be happy…at least a little bit. ❜ 

❛ I’m wearing really nice heels and I feel powerful. ❜ 

❛ I want death. ❜ 

❛ I am in actual physical pain. ❜ 

❛ I’m a horrible influence. ❜ 

❛ The internet’s for porn. ❜ 

❛ I am honestly a mess. ❜ 

❛ You poor, little meme. ❜ 

❛ This is my second time here and I’ve managed to fuck up twice! ❜ 

❛ Wait how many points is it worth with the president of Syria ❜ 

❛ I said big tiddies and heard me and called me out in front of the whole class ❜ 

❛ He cut off his ear! ❜

❛ I’ll cut off your ear. ❜

❛ Heck off. ❜

❛ I keep embarrassing myself. I want to die. ❜

❛ It’s too early for this. ❜

❛ I’ll play a sad kazoo solo for you. ❜

❛ Shoot me in the face. ❜

❛ I’m running on three hours of sleep! ❜

❛ Senpai noticed me! ❜

❛ I’m sorry you have to come back to this hell. ❜

❛ I’m scared of butterflies, not gonna lie. ❜

❛ What flowers do you want at your funeral. ❜

❛ Are you okay? Are you dying? ❜

❛ Bro, I don’t even know how to file taxes. ❜

❛ I’ll have you know I embrace my childishness ❜

❛ We’re doing a bad job at adulting ❜

❛ Pick up all the good looking men! ❜

❛ Stop trying to pick up men at Jesus camp. ❜

❛ That feel when you pick up a guys number at Jesus camp. ❜

❛ I’m a tsundergay. ❜

❛ I’ve hit this point of tiredness where I don’t even know who I am anymore. ❜

❛ Y’all are sinners. ❜

❛ I want the sweet release of death. ❜

❛ Why do I ruin everything I touch. ❜

❛ You don’t deserve ice cream. ❜

❛ Jesus didn’t die for this. ❜

❛ I hibernate in the summer. ❜

❛ That’s gay. ❜

❛ I carry pepper spray does that count in a fight? ❜

❛ I would never send you an actual peenus weenus! ❜

❛ Heil Jesus. ❜

❛ Listen, I’m the one that gave life to your goddamn boyfriend. ❜

❛ I can’t believe I have to disown you all.  ❜

❛ Whenever my period’s late I think, fuck I’m the next virgin mary. ❜

❛ God can suck my dick. ❜

❛ God gives a fuck. ❜

❛ I would 100% start a fistfight in a library. ❜

❛ I’ll fight in a church if I give a fuck. ❜

❛ I will fight everyone. ❜

❛ We can be pillars of salt together. ❜

❛ It’s embarrassing and a little gay. ❜

❛ Wow, rude where’s my frappuccino. ❜

❛ Curse my butterfingers ❜

❛ That took twelve years off my life. ❜

❛ I’m saving this for future blackmail ❜

❛ You’re the next gossip girl. ❜

❛ Some people share dick pics, we share handwriting.  ❜

[justanotherrpmeme]

Out of Context Video Game Comments

“Fuck physics, I have a pogo-stick!”

“You run on spring. Not the season.”

“His head is like, the size of a beach ball. It represents his ego.”

“I don’t think anyone has ever driven a car up Everest. That would be impressive. I’d clap.”

“I’m just a man with a stick. Don’t judge me.”

“Maximum height for maximum fall.”

“I’m the king of goats.”

“I wonder if the train would consider me a threat.”

“What the fuck just happened? Yeah okay, let’s pretend that’s normal.”

“I just wanted to surf on a train!”

“Oh sweet mama Jesus.”

“Where’s the pogo-stick, I lost the pogo!”

“Where’d he go? He just got like, eaten by the truck.”

“Catch me if you can, neener neener neener.”

“It’s my shit, I can blow it up if I want.”

“Fuck gravity.”

“I don’t want the porta-potty anymore.”

“You want my autograph? No. You’re dead to me.”

“Don’t question me. Let me kick you.”

[trcshymemes]

MORE GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

part one here. 

❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞

❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞

❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞

❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞

❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞

❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞

❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞

❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞ 

❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞  

❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞

❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞

❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞

❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞

❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞

❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞

❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞

❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞

❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞

❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞

❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞

❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞ 

❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞

❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞

❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞

❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞

❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞

❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞ 

❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck.  ❞

❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞

❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces.  ❞ 

❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞

❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞

❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞

❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞

❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞

❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞

❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞

❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞

❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.  ❞

❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞

❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞

❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞

❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞

❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞ 

❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night.  ❞

❝ That’s not even nightmare fuel. That’s nightmare fuel for like the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon. ❞