( zed martin )

( indie zed martin from nbc constantine. Tracking the tag: ofpsychics [formerly thatpsychiczed] )

[ofpsychics]

chainsmokeexorcist:

Fixing his tie a slight bit he knew just exactly how much he’d annoyed her. Somewhat he still was a bit tipsy though and sort of oblivious to the full extent. Generally the reason why most people didn’t like him which he still tried processing why Zed stuck around. “Yeah I know huge asshole,insensitive,prone to being a human disaster.”

John dug around in his pockets,”Bloody cop stealing people’s smokes like I paid money for them.” Grumbling to himself then paused hearing Zed,”I’ll add it to my list between you and Chas I basically owe first class tickets to heaven for putting up with me.” 

Finding a cigarette he pulled it out of his pocket,”Ha.” Putting it in his mouth he lit up with his trusty lighter before tucking it away,”Thanks though wouldn’t have blamed you if you let me sit overnight.”

She frowned, a strange expression crossing her features. She didn’t like the way John spoke about himself, and she knew she berated him for being an inconsiderate dick, but she also admired him quite genuinely. “You forgot charming, but don’t let that get to your head John.” He was incredible, Zed wasn’t blind. She could see the way people reacted to him- some of the time, when he wasn’t being an asshole. 

“I’d be happy with a drink or two, John.” Zed commented, lifting her shoulders in a shrug. “Maybe some charcoals, then we can call it even.” She lifted her lips into a small smile. She cared for John, when she had said he owed her, she hadn’t really meant it. Not really. 

“As if I would have done that, I was actually looking forward to listening to you try and teach me all about my psychic abilities tonight. Don’t think I’m letting you off the hook because you got yourself arrested.”

[madestories-deactivated20170207]

dailystarplatinum:

This is a Formal Apology to all people who have ever sent me an ask or request and I haven’t answered

[ofpsychics]

“Look out where you’re going, asshole!” //sideblog theabominablesandman

“Look where I’m going? How about you look at where you’re going.” Zed snaps, chin jutting out as she glared at him. 

[ofpsychics]

      You try having visions like mine and see if you’re interested in dabbling. I need more control, not less.

independent zed martin blog from nbc’s constantine.  written by abi. muse and mun 18+. 

[angstmemes]

worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

[ofpsychics]

“I’m not saying I don’t believe you.” She knows more than most that the supernatural exists, “I’m just saying it’s a pretty unbelievable story.” 

[ofpsychics]

“Is this your wallet?”

First-Time Interaction starter sentences; accepting

She had hoped to make a quick exit, but she’s stopped in her tracks half way to the door. She’d not sat through a church service since leaving her home town. Unless you counted the incident with the feather. Zed did not. 

Zed glanced to the wallet, amber hues taking in the familiar object. She nodded. “It is.” Her lips lift into a grateful smile. “Thank you. I’m sure you’d have gotten half way home before I realised.”

[mazikeene]

       Buck up, soldier. Come out of your tent because there’s a war going on, in case you forgot.      I  d o n ’ t  t h i n k  I ’ m  r e a d y

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[ofpsychics]

      You try having visions like mine and see if you’re interested in dabbling. I need more control, not less.

independent zed martin blog from nbc’s constantine.  written by abi. muse and mun 18+. 

[ofpsychics]

chainsmokeexorcist:

@ofpsychics

“Probably should thank you for getting me out of the police station but where’s the point.” John had just been given back his personal affects and nearly punched out a cop when his pack of smokes was missing. Zed having to drag him out as he tugged on his jacket and tie. 

“Also don’t tell Chas that I got arrested after a fist fight and due to flirting with the police wouldn’t surprise him but we made a deal I’d keep under check for a month which lasted a week.” 

She’d been exasperated when she got the call, the frustration only grew when she’d had to drag John from the station and now with John she’s nearing the end of her tether. How Chas put up with him for so long was beyond her- no it wasn’t. She knows why Chas sticks around. It’s the same reason that she sticks around. Zed shrugs her hands raising to tame unruly curls into a ponytail. “You’re unbelievable John, sometimes I really- ugh,” she throws her hands in the air. 

A brow curves upwards as she turns to face him. She and Chas get on quite well, in fact, she finds Chas easier to get along with than John. She knows, if she doesn’t tell Chas it’s going to back fire on her too, but she can’t help but agree. “You owe me. Big time, John.”

[trcshymemes]

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

[ofpsychics]

@markinfluenced liked this for a starter

“Dean. It’s just a headache.” She lifts a palm to her forehead, pressing her hand to her clammy head. “I’ll be fine in a little while.” She’s become accustomed to the headaches, knows how long they usually take before they subside. She keeps her eyes closed, the dim light in the room a sensory overload. 

“Could you- would you shut the curtains?” 

[brucebannerramma]

If you are a ship whore and you know it click reblog.

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Reblog if your muse kinda sorta needs a hug

[nomabankss]

Who Run The World: Girls ▪ Zed Martin (Constantine)

blind faith can be a dangerous thing.

[ofpsychics]

here’s a mini starter call! like/reply/reblog/ask/whatever you wish for a starter and i will tap tap tap and write you one up!