the job scouts r going to crucify me

adult they she lesbo I love da robots and da abnos tma ig don't get me though

[thewiglesswonder]

Some freebies I made for BotCon Chicago! Three guesses as to who I'm cosplaying.

[thewiglesswonder]

As the man himself would say, I am so l33t.

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[happilyloudwonderland]

Speaking of Ojibwe! There’s a new point and click game to help teach the language! It’s called Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining, and is currently on sale on Steam!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Partner and I are seeing The Sheep Detectives (2026) today because they're under the impression it's supposed to be like a mix between Knives Out and Wallace and Gromit, like a cute lil mystery, whereas all I've ever heard about it is that it made people cry so hard they nearly vomited, so I'm curious to see what it'll be. I haven't told them this because I believe mysteries keep a relationship alive and also I am, to be clear, an enormous asshole who loves suffering

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm so pumped, the only other people here are at minimum 60 years old, I'm in for a good time

[parkchanwoohoo]

Going to a movie screening where everyone is a retirement age is the best feeling, that's how you know you're in for Cinema. Quiet theater. Great stuff.

It is the opposite emotion from when my friends and I accidentally went to see the Mario movie on opening night after some other plans fell through and were like "... Huh, we're the only people here so far who aren't wearing hats"

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Pentagon turns earthquake into occupation of Venezuela

The USS Fort Lauderdale in a file photo. The amphibious assault ship is now docked in La Guaira, Venezuela, after the June 24 earthquakes. U

The U.S. Air Force now runs Venezuela’s main international airport. A U.S. amphibious warship is docked at its principal port. MQ-9 Reaper drones and combat helicopters fly reconnaissance over Caracas. Nearly 2,000 U.S. troops are deployed on land, air and sea in and around the country, operating out of two colonies: U.S.-held Puerto Rico and Dutch-held Curaçao.

Washington calls this earthquake relief.

[urie]

i haven't seen anything about this on my dashboard, so i wanted to share. ICE gestapo killed another human being on tuesday. he leaves behind three sons and his wife, who he has spent the last 35 years building a life with

there is a gofundme supported by the league of united latin american citizens set up to help with funeral costs, legal fees, and supporting his family moving forward.

please give if you can and share if you can't

[hustlerose]

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

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[sterlingnickles]

[jetsetfrett]

Trans fems will see this and say hell yeah

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[prince-of-goths]

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

[arcadebroke]

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[maidslime]

men are harassing me today and misgendering me on purpose to try and get an EPIC LOL reaction outta me. you should show me your love and send me grocery money. my cashapp is $thecatgirlprincess

[maidslime]

I have been harassed every single day this week by transmisogynists! Sunday through most of the week I had terfs (the real kind) misgendering me, mocking my disabilities, telling me to kill myself, and endlessly mocking me. Yesterday I had a man misgendering me and mocking me for caring about being misgendered. And today I have some presumably nonbinary person telling me to kill myself because I made a post about how men inflict transphobia on women.

Why do these people that get to freely get off to the torture and violence towards trans women get to live comfortably? Why do the bigots get to be happy while I can't afford to have food in my fridge?

If you can, please donate money so I can continue to have food and a roof.

[girls--complex]

Speedrunning