orphan black starters, episode 1-5.
(suicide ment.)
well that’s not fair, is it?
i hit him first this time. with an ashtray. so he’s a little blue.
you’ve been gone for almost a year.
i saw a girl kill herself.
when you’re a poor little orphan foster wretch, anything’s possible.
i haven’t seen her in like a year.
any second, someone’s gonna ID the body, and it’s game over.
suddenly you don’t give a damn, i get pissed.
you’ll probably take off again.
i panicked. where’s your wit gone? you haven’t called me dipshit all day.
you don’t have to babysit me, dipshit.
i know this thing has got you all twisted up, but you gotta forgive yourself.
i’m having trouble with detail, so i’m not sure i should say anything at all.
try to separate mistake from result.
can we get the elephant out of the room?
the last thing i am is special.
if that was my boyfriend, i’d jump in front of a train too.
the whole sad point is nobody would notice if i died.
let me finish what i started and the i’ll come back for you and her, yeah?
you’re gonna disappear again?
it’s gonna be an intimate memorial piss-up.
you know what, first though, you need a shower and a xanax.
are you back on the meds?
call me or i’ll squeeze your bloody bollocks in a vice–
it was always fight or flight with her.
i still want us to be together. it can work, yeah?
someone shot her right in front of me.
there’s blood everywhere!
you need to get rid of the body!
i can’t figure out why she killed herself.
i have a knife and i will stab you in the face.
i was mad at you so i decided to blow all the money from your stolen coke on it.
why are you suddenly dressing like a punk rock ho?
you’re not ready for this. you need to take more time.
i can see it’s killing you, but you stopped talking to me months ago.
i can’t keep waking up every night, checking your breathing, worried you’re mixing your meds, booze, god knows what else –
i’m not dirty. i just freaked out.
i told her to freeze. she didn’t. she ran.
you’re making me nervous.
they’re gonna start to dig. and if they dig, they find the pills.
i’ve got to carry what i did.
i think whatever she found out drove her nuts and she topped herself.
i’ll call back at midnight.
why would you go in my room?
i’m a few, no familly too. who am i?
why lord, why me? i never wanted any part of this.
do i wear a huge ‘kick me’ sign on my back?
hide your ugly face on the way out.
i had to go to bed, bath and beyond, okay? nobody wants to admit that.
what the hell did you say to the shrink?
what are you gonna say to change her mind?
what’s the difference between a mood stabiliser and an antipsychotic again?
why do you have to be such a hard-ass?
i just need you to be my backup, okay?
you’re gonna shoot me while your kids are sleeping?
i was running from my own shit.
she was losing it. like, clinically.
you’re not supposed to be parked here at night.
you point a gun at my brother again and i will kick the living shite out of you!
last i checked, it was illegal, let alone impossible.
body’s chewed up pretty bad.
i think that some idiot didn’t realise they were burying a body next to an active quarry.
do you have a criminal record?
wow… welcome to the trip, man.
just give me an hour or two to get up to speed for christ’s sake.
if you ask me about that money one more time, i swear to god, it’s going in the shredder.
do you know who shot her in the head?
that’s good. try and keep your sense of humour.
you think someone’s jerking your chain?
i should probably get back to my real job now.
we’re hoping you realise you can’t run away from this.
you cannot hide in minimalist furniture!
i think you’re being a bitch.
how would you like it if i started pulling this schizophrenic hot-and-cold crap on you?
the body dump doesn’t match the professional hit.
this perp’s got some deep-seated spiritual problems.
i think he went into one of the abandoned buildings here.
i should have had your back.
look, shit happens fast, okay?
i’m not gonna let you drive me home like an invalid.
hey, you’re not gonna hug me, are you?
now can you please tell me what in the hell happened to your face?
she was on this killer’s hit list and now i am.
if she’s not dead, we need to find her. find out what she knows.
i just need some time to myself.
name me one homicide ever pinned on a female sniper.
female killers tend to suffer from chronic detachment. isolation breeds sociopaths.
you could have killed me, but here we are.
anybody else feel like they have a target on their back?
i don’t think you understand the situation here.
no wonder she wants to leave.
you’re like a completely different person these days.
it’s this case. it’s a bitch.
we don’t bring that shit in here, right?
they do say, crazy makes you strong.
if you’re hearing this, you found a body.
you’re different than the others.
i came out the woodwork. where did you come from?
i’m sorry about this but it’s very important that you keep this a secret.
well, unleash the doves. world peace must be right around the corner.
i came back to prove that i could, but i’m not doing anybody any good.
so the killer is still out there?
you’d stab me in the eye with a nail file?
you’re shaking like a leaf.
there’s the gun you wanted.
last time i checked, i’m the only one defending us.
i’m gonna shoot his balls off.
i don’t leave prints when i burgle.
she wasn’t messing around, was she?
you silly bitch, would you get your fanny out of there?
i’m entitled to a little privacy.
you were the one who introduced me to punk rock.
you bitch! you faked it! how could you goddamn do this to me?!
are you still concerned about her mental health?
we were on top of the world!
is every man in your life a complete wanker, except me?
i’m about to go in and shoot him in the balls.
this is our chance to get answers.
i thought you handed in your sidearm.
well, apparently, i’ve got a stalker.
i didn’t mean to get all tangled up with you.
if she really is dead, how do i know you didn’t kill her?
she killed herself because the man she loved turned her whole life into a lie.
this is a sick test, isn’t it? isn’t it?!
you think i had a choice?