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Hey, it’s Crystal.

Due to some... things outside of Tumblr, I will no longer be a part of this blog. It was fun while it lasted, but I am no longer wanted here, so to speak.

-Mod Brownie // Crystal

[ff-bostonlobster-deactivated201]

Can I ask for B-52 x MA headcanons?----

an excellent boi

b-52 x master attendant

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• first of all, if you call him using a nickname or something, you’re gonna fluster him so badly. his face will get super red and he’s just hot mess. but he’s not going to show it at all 

• he’s actually is neutral to you despite liking you. he’s confused most of the time because of these “feelings.” it kinda overrides his system 

• he absolutely loves it that you ignore his mechanical parts and accept him as a normal person. it’s one of the reasons why he started liking you 

• he would stand around and wait for an order from his previous MA. the fact that you are allow him so much freedom is just another reason for him to fall in love. like you let him do whatever he wants when he’s done helping you. actually, you have to push him because he’s not going to willingly do so in the beginning 

• if you do something cute/adorable, he low key screams inside but he will not let you know. he so badly wants to tell you how he feels but he’s terrified that you’re gonna reject him. it really doesn’t help that he doesn’t exactly know what to do with his feelings instead of telling you

• eventually, he will have to get it all out. his confession would go something like, “i don’t know how feelings work, but i get this warmth inside of me that i can’t explain when i’m around you. will you please accept me?” at first, you’re like what but then you’re like oH 

• alternate situation: if you liked him first and confessed, it’ll take him a bit to comprehend what you’re saying. he’s mostly just shocked someone likes him like that and will need time to come to terms with that. he just isn’t sure how someone could like him but he’ll get over it

• so his line, “i’m easy to touch, but you will get burned” has kinda scared some people into not touching him. on top of that, i doubt he’s been in an intimate relationship with touchy-feely shit. so, this sweetie is a lil’ touch-starved

• at first, he’ll flinch or shy away from your touch and i guess avoid it? like PDA is basically nonexistent at the start of the relationship. he just doesn’t know when to do it or what to do. he’s pretty much a lost puppy. you’re the one that has to initiate hugs, hand-holding, etc. 

• he’s going to realize that he actually loves it. just you wait 

• if he’s going to be the one that makes the first move, he’s going to be very shy and ask. don’t get me wrong, it’s the cutest thing tho because he is just too precious 

b-52 stood next to MA, his wings hovered around their shoulders. as he looked over them, his eyes lingered on the lips. they were a soft pink with a hint of a red. he wondered how they would feel against his skin. hesitantly, he asked, “can i… can i kiss you?” 

• as he becomes more comfortable with you, he won’t be so nervous/awkward

• he LOVES your hugs. it’s like your mending all the broken parts inside of him and healing his wounds/scars. and there’s a lot of them *squints at spaghetti* most of the affection between you two happens behind closed doors 

• in terms of cuddling, he is 1467% the little spoon. he just adores being in your embrace because he feels loved and cared for. although, he’s kinda insecure about his mechanical parts so it’ll take some time before he’s comfortable being shirtless around you. you will make him fall so hard if you completely ignore that and pull him into your arms regardless. he’s gonna fucking melt

• he doesn’t get as jealous as other food souls. he knows he can trust you and doesn’t take it seriously when others flirt. although, in the beginning, he might get upset because he’ll believe he isn’t good enough for you. i just don’t see him being a yandere 

• his way of being “possessive” is using one of his wings to kinda “shield” you. he will stand fairly close to you tho 

• when it comes to someone hurting you, god help whoever decided to do that. he goes full on beast mode and will kill whoever it is unless you stop him. if it’s spaghetti then uh yikes i hope that boy can run

• so his wings are detachable and he lets you detach them for him. this is an accomplishment because only him or brownie would do it. but be careful, that area on his back is sensitive 

• as a matter of a fact, he’s going to love it so much if you help him maintain all of his parts 

• this poor boy has been through lots so pLEASE give him love 

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wow i’m actually not late

enjoy, anon! 

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[cinnalian]

brownie gets a present

Even more so than the bouquet of roses, Brownie is surprised by the light smile on B-52’s face!

………..how it happened: B-52 (to MA): Master Attendant, may I ask for your advice? MA: Anything! B-52: In the past few weeks, Brownie has been a great support to me. He showed me a lot of things of the world I never noticed before, gave me the feeling that I belong in here and I can’t thank him enough for that. What do you think is the best way to express my gratitude? MA (secretly ships them): In my opinion flower bouquets are the most expressive. Roses are in season right now! B-52: Then I’ll be off to the next flower shop, if that is alright? MA: Yes, of course! Best wishes!

……….sorry, quality is a bit bad >.<”

[ofscrewsandcrumbs]

On the scale of 1 - 10, how memey can they be?

they’re both masterminds of memes, believe it or not

[bae-52]

B-52 to Spaghetti: I’d tell you to go to hell but you’d probably just feel at home

[h-a-n-n-y-y-a]

“ Hopefully, one day…we shall meet again. “

He held onto Brownie’s hat closely, tears of sorrow streaming down his face.

[h-a-n-n-y-y-a]

Master Attendant : B52, what are you going to dress as for Halloween?

B52, inside a box : a roomba. a broken one. return me.

[ff-bostonlobster-deactivated201]

brownie: you know, if you actually kept your eye on the enemy instead of on steak, we could have won, red wine

red wine: what do you mean i had my eye on steak? he wasn’t even here

b-52: that’s what concerns us

[ff-bostonlobster-deactivated201]

b-52: alright, let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves. i’m gonna go first; i hate you

spaghetti: …

[sunflower-key]

I made a list of Food Fantasy voice actors for the english version

(Even though I’m gonna hate myself when I have to get up at 7 am)

PLEAAAASE COMMENT BECAUSE I COULDN’T GET THEM ALL AND I’D LOVE TO 100% COMPLETE THE LIST

[elemom]

so spaghetti refers to everyone as commoners and references calling MA a common object

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and what does b-52 refer to himself as when summoned?

[soumarhea]

Marrying B-52.

I’ll just put this right… here.

[spacetwinks]

human: do you understand what it's like to be... human?

robot: god you're so fucking egotistical

robot: and condescending

robot: i'm going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i'm not mad, asshole

[ofscrewsandcrumbs]

Just read Brownie's back story. And all I could think of during Brownie and Napoleon Cake's conversation about B-52 before The Catacombs was Brownie thinking "But he can't be a murderer. He's too hot!"

i love the way you think sjiduisdf

[tiramisus-spoon]

BB-52 Headcanons

I love my boys

-The area on B-52′s back where his wings connected are both scarred and highly sensitive. Brownie is the only one who is allowed to touch that part of his back

-Then again, Brownie is really one of the only ones B-52 is truly comfortable with touching him

-Both of them love it when the other plays with their hair

-B-52 will wrap his wings around himself like a shield when his anxiety gets really high, he’ll also do this but wrap them around Brownie as well if Brownie is trying to comfort him or if B-52 is being very protective

-In private they’re both very affectionate, often cuddled together whenever possible

-B-52 has been known to pick Brownie up and carry him to bed when he can tell Brownie is overworked and needs rest, even if he’s in the middle of something. Brownie will try to escape his boyfriend’s arms at first, but he’ll typically just accept his fate after a minute and let B-52 lay down with him while he rests.

-Brownie is the only one who has seen all of B-52′s scars

-Brownie has a habit of humming while deep in thought or while working. He says it’s unbecoming of him and tries(and fails) to break the habit, but B-52 thinks it’s endearing

-B-52 actually has a really nice singing voice, but only Brownie has ever heard it

-Brownie sometimes has trouble falling asleep due to a bit of insomnia, and when he does, B-52 will sing to him to help him fall asleep

-It works everytime

-Brownie teasingly calls B-52 cheesy pet names(dear, love, darling, etc) because it flusters B-52 very easily and he gets really blushy and Brownie thinks it’s adorable.

-One time B-52 called him a pet name and Brownie stopped functioning for like a solid 5 minutes because he became so flustered. B-52 was worried he was going to have to get Milk to heal him

-Brownie will fight just about anyone who insults B-52 or hurts his feelings, especially if it has to do with him being a “machine”

-Boston Lobster once slipped up and called B-52 a “fighting machine” and within 2 seconds he had Brownie’s gun pointed at his face

-After they grow close, some of Brownie’s chores and duties get completed mysteriously before he can do them, especially if Brownie has been having a bad day or is stressed out

-He has tried to catch the mysterious helper but all the other Food Souls refuse to reveal who it is

[ofscrewsandcrumbs]

BB-52 Headcanons :

B-52 is secretly a Yandere. He would do anything for Brownie, and his emotions would get in the way of holding back his violence. If he sees anyone harmind Brownie, he will not hesitate to start a fight

Brownie likes to cook B-52 his favorite foods all the time. It’s almost like a stress reliever for him.

B-52 constantly sneaks up behind Brownie and give him surprise hugs. It’s an odd way for him to show affection.

Brownie is afraid of the dark, so B-52 tries helping him by lighting up his flaming staff and putting on a show as help for Brownie to get over his fear.

B-52’s aesthetics are stars and keys, while Brownie’s are vintage-filtered photos and music sheets.

Whenever B-52 is having a bad day, the sight of Brownie fills him up with pure joy. Brownie usually tells him things along the lines of “You matter to me,” “I love you more than anything,” and / or “You are my favorite person, and you don’t know how grateful I am to have met you.”

[subjectivethinking]

(I will die for both of you)

They’re both very shy about PDA, but in private B-52 is shockingly cuddly. He’s too nervous to outright ask for affection or initiate anything, so he just kind of awkwardly scoots closer to Brownie until Brownie gets the hint. Even though Brownie isn’t normally a touchy-feely person at all, he finds himself really enjoying being physically affectionate with B-52.

As a sort of continuation of the above: once Brownie gets comfortable with touching B-52, he starts to frequently do so without even thinking about it. Like, to get B-52′s attention he’ll put a hand on his shoulder—even small things like that make B-52 melt because Brownie is always so gentle and it’s so comforting to him.

They’re simultaneously distinguished and disaster gays. I mean, Brownie got B-52 a motorcycle and a whole new outfit, and in public they seem very proper and all, but also they’re both absolutely dumb when it comes to relationships. Neither of them has any idea what they’re doing.

The first time they try to kiss, they both almost accidentally break the other’s nose (cue “ARE YOU OKAY? YES I’M FINE BUT ARE YOU ALRIGHT”)… neither of them has experience with, well, anything like that, really.

They both worry over each other a lot. Brownie is constantly trying to take care of B-52 (who admittedly isn’t great at taking care of himself since he wasn’t allowed to do so for years), whereas B-52 is always bugging Brownie to get more rest and stop trying to fix everybody’s problems. B-52 is the only person Brownie will let help him with his butler duties… which is to say, Brownie scolds him for trying to help and he does it anyway.

The other Food Souls tend to be sort of intimidated by B-52, if not straight-up scared of him, so he doesn’t have many friends; Brownie tries his hardest to be a platonic wingman for B-52 and drag him into conversations to hopefully show people he isn’t someone they need to fear.

B-52 is definitely protective over Brownie and will destroy anybody who tries to hurt him, but Brownie is surprisingly protective as well. Anybody who’s mean to B-52 (or just… hurts his feelings… which isn’t hard, he’s pretty sensitive after everything he’s been through) gets a death glare and very subtle threats from Brownie.

While they’re both pining over each other, a bunch of the other Food Souls start trying to get them together, which Brownie sometimes picks up on (and gets very flustered by), while B-52 is absolutely oblivious to all of it. However… even when they get together, no one actually realizes it since B-52 isn’t very talkative and Brownie just refers to him as his “partner.” So there’s this very awkward time period during which B-52 and Brownie are already dating and everybody’s still trying to get them to start dating.

Brownie teaches B-52 a lot—everything from how to cook and clean to how to, y’know, acknowledge and deal with his feelings. B-52 doesn’t really know how to do anything except fight, so it takes him awhile to get to the point of just being a functional person, but Brownie is endlessly patient with him.

They both make a lot of small romantic gestures—breakfast in bed, flowers, etc. B-52 especially has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s trying his best. He’s not very good at expressing love and appreciation through words, so he does whatever he can to let Brownie know how much he cares for him and how happy he is to have Brownie in his life.

Brownie accidentally called B-52 a pet name once and B-52 got so adorably flustered that now Brownie will randomly call him old-fashioned, kinda cheesy pet names (darling, honey, sweetie…) whenever they’re alone. One day he slips up and calls him that in public (“hey darling, can you… oh no”) and any other Food Souls in the nearby vicinity tease him about it for the rest of time.

Okay I’ll stop now because this is getting long but—I am always willing to share more BB52 headcanons ;u;