you won't find flaws here •

Sebastian Smythe. Congratulations on finding the man of your dreams on Tumblr. Don't bore me.

[ridleydaisy]

GLOW (2017-)

[princesconsuela]

[bisexualhoe]

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

[justineskye]

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[sebastiansource]

[thelovejournals]

I no longer believe in fairytale endings since I stopped kissing boys with mouthfuls of disappointment and started treating my body like a burning building so nobody can get close enough to get inside of me.

Sade Andria Zabala (via nastyorchid)

[rxdinlxnn-blog]

I feel like all I ever do is talk about my dogs, which I probably do if I’m honest with myself, but Babs is a sneaky little shit at times. Last night she proceeded to knock over the kitchen garbage can while I was out for a training session and trailed trash all throughout the apartment and got sick in my room from something she ate out of there. I called the vet last night and they managed to fit us in this morning, thankfully she’s gonna be alright. They got her on some antibiotics and all my energy is only existing because of three and a half five hour energies. I stayed up with her all night in the bathroom with her dog bed and plenty of old blankets. Tile is a hell of a lot easier to clean. I feel like I can probably taste color at this point from sleep deprivation, so that’s rad. How’s everyone else’s hump day goin’?

[ofsebandmen-blog]

I can empathize. A few years ago my dog was stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction. I thought she was going to die and all I could do was get her to the closest animal hospital. I was grateful that she was able to stay with me until I could get her the help she needed, but I was worried sick. 

What would you say blue tastes like? There aren’t any naturally blue foods.

[ofsebandmen-blog]

ibettheducksinthehat:

He was. Something about drug pushing in Peru. It’s a shame. He had a nice ass.

There’s something about you that compels me to continue this conversation despite it making my brain hurt. 

[wnq-writers]

You’re bad for my heart, but so so good for my art.

thetypewriterdaily  (via nastyorchid)

[disporum]

[ryanreynoldssource]

[ofsebandmen-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SANTANA

SEBASTIAN: I know you and I aren't about deep world shit so I need to warn you before you dedicate your time to this conversation that something has come up in my life and you're the first person I thought I could vent to about it. Is that okay?

[hijerking]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[hvmblepie]

With this vacation being such short notice, I spent the entirety of my Saturday packing and trying to find someone to manage the bakery and feed my cat while we’re away. I’m certainly not complaining - I could really use the vacation. But a few weeks notice for all the business owners being invited to this thing probably would have a been a good idea. Between recovering from last night’s fiasco and digging proper summer wear back out of my closet, I’m flustered.

[ofsebandmen-blog]

It probably wouldn’t take you such a long time to get things together if you didn’t have an entire bag for your facial care.

Luckily for me keeping things simple, I’m already packed. I don’t need much more than clothes, a few good books, and a flask. Also -- It’s probably a long shot because she’s a dick, but there’s a lady who lives across the hall from me and I’ve somehow convinced her to watch Zoey while I’m gone. If you haven’t found anyone to care for your cat, I’m sure she’d do it for free muffins; or if you agreed to never speak to her again afterward.  

[renoirs]

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.

Renoirs (via renoirs)