SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTER MEME
"We're taking care of him here."
"Dead people poop themselves."
"Your territory? What is this, West Side Story?"
"I don't want to be me anymore."
"Don't say I'm not a man of my word again."
"Random destruction makes you think of me?"
"Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get."
"How do you do that? The nice thing?"
"I don't have an interest in being a mistress anymore."
"Can't a brother get some sleep around here?"
"What you and I have makes me free."
"I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep."
"You cootchie smells like brimstone and sulfer!"
"I just want to say that I love you and I forgive you for everything... unless you live. Then I'm still pissed off."
"I'm expressing myself creatively. You're counting your armpit hair in the mirror."
"OB? I need to schedule an appointment with a vet, I'm having a damn litter!"
"Circle doesn't start with an 's'? What the fuck?"
"I don't mean to be an asshole. It's just genetic."
"Wanna see me make a Mangina?"
"Do come in! Can I get you anything? Milk? Soda? A joint?"
"I'm a sixty year old lazy with a vag of a newborn."
"I promise not to screw your brother or commit a felony!"
"She's a skanky, manipulative little bitch and you should unfriend her."
"You just made my boy parts get bigger."
"I never thought I'd say this, but you're right."
"Sometimes when I see the word hospice, I pronounce it ho-spice in my head."
"Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?"
"Fuck Mother Nature! She doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting all stretched out."
