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@ofsi-2
As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings
This is who youāre having a meeting with, by the way.
my dog is gonna look sooooo good
YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!
does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person
wow
(via Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends)
This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now
spent too long on this
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not āļø they're doing coke
Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because itās easier to put lotion on my legs when they arenāt too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.
I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.
come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???
War.
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Portland needs 2 things to become a better city. 1. a big brutalist housing project like the barbican 2. replace all the golf courses with Kowloon Walled Cities
just received the best text message Iāve ever had. from my mom
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Nowadays, cities are big advocates for public transit. And that's basically it. Advocacy is free, and actually making trains and buses run on time costs a bunch of money. We don't have any money to spare, because we gave it all to some guy who swore that he was going to manufacture knock-off lawn gnomes here. That'd create, like, fifty jobs, painting the little gnome faces and their razor-sharp teeth.
Indeed, public transit makes a lot of sense as an investment. People need to get somewhere, and making it easier to get a bunch of people where they want to go, quickly, can only be a good thing. That is, unless you live in the soap opera universe, where getting somewhere quicker means that you are more likely to catch your significant other cheating on you with your identical evil twin. You expected me to be stuck in traffic, Sofia? Like a peasant? Efficient, frequent, and convenient mass transit has put the lie to your antiquated concept of congestion, just as it has to this marriage!
We know, of course, of the opposition to public transit. Used car dealerships wield a shocking amount of power in municipal government. They'd rather destroy civilization than be told that they can't sell you a 320,000-mile 2001 Neon for $11500 (with extra finance charges.) How dare they mess with our kids' ability to get on a maglev bullet train that takes them to work in nanoseconds.
That's why I'm running for office. I already know that used car dealerships are run by evil bastards who mark up the price of beaters. Under my administration, I will not listen to them out of principle, just as you wouldn't listen to a high-strung businessman's pressure group called the United Puppy Grinders. And I'll force through that public transit, because it's the only way to get the rest of you jerks off my roads. See you on the train after I blow the head gasket on my Reliant for the third time this year and have to get home.
americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol
americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere
