the walking dead starters ( season 7 episode 1.)
( also known as the meme that will destroy your soul. or as the meme where 98% is negan quotes.) !!! SPOILER ALERT !!! IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED FIRST EP OF SEASON 7 YET !!!
“ what? was the joke that bad?”
“ what? i didn’t quite catch that. you’re gonna have to speak up.”
“ not today. not tomorrow… but i’m gonna kill you.”
“ well, we can just turn these people inside out, won’t we? i mean, the one’s that are left.”
“ wow, what a piece of shit!”
“ ‘i’m gonna kill you’ - are you kiddin’ me?”
“ did you see what just happened, what i just did?”
“ your best chance is to stand up, grab that ax, and drive it through the back of my head.”
“ go ahead. grab the damn ax.”
“ don’t make me get up again.”
“ well, look at that. dawn is breakin’. it’s a brand-new day.”
“ i want you to think about what could’ve happened. think about what happened. and think about what can still happen.”
“ that remind you of anybody you know?”
“ no. doesn’t work like that, ___. not anymore.”
“ think about what happened.”
“ i simply cannot decide.”
“ i got an idea. eenie… meenie… miney….”
“ you can breathe. you can blink. you can cry. hell, you’re all gonna be doin’ that.”
“ oh! look at that! taking it like a CHAMP!”
“ oh, my goodness! look at this!”
“ sweetheart, lay your eyes on this.”
“ oh damn… were you– were you together?”
“ you should know, there was a reason for all this.”
“ he just took one, or six or seven for the team!”
“ that? oh, my! that. that is a no-no.”
“ that whole thing, not one bit of that shit flies here.”
“ do you want me to do it?”
“ no, you don’t kill them… not until you try a little.”
“ that’s not how it works.”
“ now, i already told you, first one’s free, then – what’d i say?”
“ i said i would shut that shit down! no exceptions.”
“ now, i don’t know what kind of lying assholes you’ve been dealing with, but i’m a man of my word.”
“ first impressions are important.”
“ i need you to know me.”
“ buddy, you still there?”
“ i just don’t know. it seems like you’re trying to speak, but you just took a hell of a hit!”
“ -and it is gross as shit!”
“ oh… oh, hell, i can see this is hard on you.”
“ i am sorry. i truly am. but i did say it; no exceptions!”
“ you bunch of pussies. i’m just gettin’ started.”
“ people died, ___. it’s what happened. doesn’t mean the rest of ’em have to.”
“ i thought you were the guy, ___. maybe you’re not.”
“ we’ll give it one more go. now i really want you to try this time.”
“ clock is ticking, ___! think about what could still happen.”
“ this must be hard for you, right?”
“ i mean, you have been king shit for so long.”
“ that is some screwed up shit!”
“ you were in charge. hell, you were probably addicted to it.”
“ you can still lead a nice, productive life, producing for me.”
“ i think you’re gonna need it. i just got a feelin’. so take it.”
“ speak when you’re spoken to!”
“ the way that you looked at me, i wanted to change that.”
“ i wanted you to understand. but you’re still looking at me the same damn way.”
“ do i give you another chance?”
“ and here it is, the grand-prize game.”
“ what you do next will decide whether you crap day becomes everyone’s last crap day, or just another crap day.”
“ that hurt? should. it’s supposed to.”
“ get down on the ground. spread them wings!”
“ please, please. please don’t.”
“ me? i ain’t doin’ shit.”
“ now, i know- i know, you’re gonna have to process that for a second. still though, i’m gonna need you to do it, or all these people are gonna die.”
“ i’m gonna keep you breathing for a few years, just so you can stew on it.”
“ you- you don’t have to do this.”
“ now, i know this is a screwed-up thing to ask.”
“ it can- it can- it can be me. it can be me. y-you can do it to me.”
“ i c- i can go with- with you.”
“ no. this is the only way.”
“ not making a decision is a BIG decision.”
“ you really want to see all these people die? you will. you will see every. ugly. thing.”
“ oh, my god. are you gonna make me count?”
“ okay, you win. i am counting. three!”
“ please! please! it can be me! please!”
“ please, don’t do- ah… ahhh!”
“ you answer to me. you provide for me. you belong to me. right?”
“ that is the look i wanted to see.”
“ we did it. all of us, together. even the dead guys on the ground. hell, they get the spirit award, for sure!”
“ today was a productive damn day!”
“ now, i hope, for all your sake, that you get it now… that you understand how things work.”
“ whatever you had going for you, that is over now.”
“ he’s got guts. not a little bitch like someone i know.”
“ i like him. he’s mine now.”
“ but you still wanna try something, i will cut pieces off of… hell’s his name?”
“ wow, that actually sounds right.”
“ i will cut pieces off of ___ and put them on your doorstep - or better yet, i will bring ___ to you and have you do it for me.”
“ welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits!”
“ you need to go get ready. to fight them.”
“ we would die, all of us.”
“ go home. take everybody with you. i can get there by myself.”
“ you can barely stand up.”
“ you were out– out here for me.”
“ i can make it now, i need you to go back, i can’t have you out here.”
“ we’re not letting you go, okay?”
“ it’s not gonna happen.”
“ i’m not giving you a choice.”
“ i need to do this, please.”
“ pl- pl- please let us.”
“ he- he’s out family t- he’s our family, too.”
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