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And I have literally no clue as to wtf I am doing anymore or what is going on over here anymore but hi!!!!

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It has literally been so long, I am surprised I even remember the password to this account.
And I have literally no clue as to wtf I am doing anymore or what is going on over here anymore but hi!!!!
my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
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Okay, I will get to threads and starters and stuff tomorrow. Running around all day has left me tired and I doubt I can write something coherent at the moment.
Receptionist at the dentist office: Has anything changed medically in the last six months?
Me: ....
Receptionist: Actually, since 2016. Has anything changed in your medical history since then?
Me: ...No?
PARANOID — ❛ i wake up every day with this anxiety . ❜ ❛ don’t trust no one . ❜ ❛ tell me why i can get no relief . ❜ ❛ i can’t get no sleep . ❜ ❛ wonderin ’ when they’ll come for me . ❜ ❛ a paranoid man makes paranoid plans . ❜ ❛ i do what i can , but it’s out of my hands . ❜ ❛ strugglin ’ just to find my peace . ❜ ❛ sometimes i feel like i got no friends . ❜ ❛ i promise one of us is gonna die today . ❜ ❛ what’s the point in pickin ’ sides ? ❜ ❛ i ain’t goin ’ no where . ❜ ❛ killin ’ myself so i can make a life . ❜ SPOIL MY NIGHT — ❛ i don’t have much to say . ❜ ❛ won’t you come spoil my night ? ❜ ❛ this happens every time . ❜ ❛ i lost her . ❜ ❛ dropped plenty money on her thighs . ❜ ❛ i ain’t even see the face , but she’s got beautiful boobies . ❜ ❛ i see her smilin ’ back at me . ❜ ❛ i think she rock with me like jumanji . ❜ ❛ damn , how many videos you gonna post ? ❜ ❛ i know what i’m doin ’ ain’t right . ❜ RICH && SAD — ❛ all this stuntin ’ couldn’t satisfy my soul . ❜ ❛ got a hundred big places , but i’m still alone . ❜ ❛ i just keep on wishin ’ that the money made you stay . ❜ ❛ you ain’t never cared about that bullshit anyway . ❜ ❛ we went our separate ways . ❜ ❛ i don’t even wanna go home . ❜ ZACK && CODEINE — ❛ my life’s so sweet , i feel like cody . ❜ ❛ the bill is on me . ❜ ❛ i wake up , rinse my mouth with fuckin ’ codeine . ❜ ❛ we turned the hotel lobby to a party . ❜ ❛ i don’t fuck with nobody . ❜ ❛ you hardly know me . ❜ ❛ please just leave me alone . ❜ ❛ i hit number one && i ain’t even hit my peak . ❜ TAKIN ’ SHOTS — ❛ drinkin ’ all night but we ain’t done yet . ❜ ❛ we takin ’ shots right now . ❜ ❛ this is the life that we chose . ❜ ❛ have you ever done it in public ? ❜ ❛ baby , just for the night , you’re my soulmate . ❜ ❛ mixin ’ vodka with the champagne . ❜ ❛ brought the beerbong out like a tailgate . ❜ ROCKSTAR — ❛ i feel just like a rockstar . ❜ ❛ probably leave my fuckin ’ show in a cop car . ❜ ❛ threw a tv out the window of the montage . ❜ ❛ cocaine on the table , liquor pouring - don’t give a damn . ❜ ❛ your girlfriend is a groupie . ❜ ❛ she’s just trying to get in . ❜ ❛ i’m with the band . ❜ ❛ your wifey said i’m lookin ’ like a whole snack . ❜ ❛ i’m livin ’ like a rockstar . ❜ OVER NOW — ❛ would’ve given you the moon . ❜ ❛ i ain’t never met nobody like you . ❜ ❛ need it quiet , ‘ cuz you never tell the truth . ❜ ❛ don’t give a fuck if you’re offended . ❜ ❛ i don’t even wanna know your name . ❜ ❛ you kept your heart on the counter in a prada bag . ❜ ❛ i used to never ever want to see the light of day . ❜ ❛ i was an idiot . ❜ ❛ i hope you wind up alone . ❜ ❛ ain’t religious , only christian when it’s dior . ❜ PSYCHO — ❛ damn , my ap goin ’ psycho . ❜ ❛ lil mama bad like michael . ❜ ❛ can’t really trust nobody . ❜ ❛ girl , you look beautiful tonight . ❜ BETTER NOW — ❛ you probably think that you are better now . ❜ ❛ you only say that ‘ cuz i’m not around . ❜ ❛ you know i never meant to let you down . ❜ ❛ woulda gave you everything . ❜ ❛ we were lookin ’ forward to the rest of our lives . ❜ ❛ i can’t keep this shit outta my head . ❜ ❛ i was so broken over you . ❜ ❛ life goes on , what can you do ? ❜ ❛ i swear to you , i’ll be okay - you’re only the love of my life . ❜ BALL FOR ME — ❛ i got too much on my mind right now . ❜ ❛ you’re boujee , baby . ❜ ❛ damn you love that money , baby . ❜ ❛ how could i forget the shit you’ve done for me ? ❜ ❛ coulda been a seamstress - still wouldn’t cut him slack . ❜ ❛ call me buffy , ‘ cuz that’s what i slay like . ❜ OTHERSIDE — ❛ one hundred bottles of the good shit , couldn’t even bring you back . ❜ ❛ all i see is the remains of an ugly truth . ❜ ❛ what i didn’t know then couldn’t hurt you . ❜ ❛ that’s just the way it goes . ❜ ❛ everybody dies alone . ❜ ❛ i lost faith a long time ago . ❜ ❛ i guess we’re losin ’ hope . ❜ ❛ it was us against the world . ❜ STAY — ❛ fuck off && pour another drink . ❜ ❛ you know that i’m too drunk to talk right now . ❜ ❛ you put your cigarette out on my face . ❜ ❛ don’t break your back for me . ❜ ❛ tell me that it’s all okay . ❜ ❛ i’ve been waitin ’ on this all damn day . ❜ ❛ call me in the morning . ❜ ❛ i’m here . ❜ ❛ don’t count on me to stay . ❜ ❛ tell me all the things that you have against me . ❜ ❛ damn , who are we right now ? ❜ ❛ how the hell we gonna make it ? ❜ ❛ maybe we’re used to this . ❜ BLAME IT ON ME — ❛ all these people wanna keep on takin ’ pieces of me . ❜ ❛ you love the pain . ❜ ❛ you cut me down on my knees . ❜ ❛ you can’t blame it on me . ❜ ❛ it’s not my fault . ❜ ❛ everyday’s the same . ❜ SAME BITCHES — ❛ i’ve been in l.a. too long . ❜ ❛ i bet this shit was good for your reputation . ❜ ❛ i know you only like me ‘ cuz i spent a hundred bands in one night . ❜ ❛ is he rich like me ? ❜ ❛ her bag is chanel , but she drives a durango . ❜ 92 EXPLORER — ❛ i’ll teach lil baby how to ball . ❜ ❛ i lost all my friends , made a lot of foes . ❜ ❛ break up with that ho . ❜ CANDY PAINT — ❛ kick in your door , that’s swat , you thot . ❜ ❛ hundred thousand dollars on the tabletop - half price my whip , same price my watch . ❜ ❛ got no jumper but i ball a lot . ❜ ❛ i do what i want . ❜ ❛ goddamn , i love paper like i’m michael scott . ❜ ❛ i can do things that your man can not . ❜ ❛ i know there ain’t shit that you can offer me . ❜ SUGAR WRAITH — ❛ put your arms around me , baby . ❜ ❛ make it last before we die . ❜ ❛ i was broke last year . ❜ ❛ can’t go back there . ❜
yeoumopi:
There were so many rules so broken, but she couldn’t bear to hide things from her best friend no longer. Besides, it was easier this way than when shit happened and she freaked him out.
“It’s the least I can do. I don’t want you thinking that I’m a freak if you find out another way.” It’s sorta amazing that he didn’t seem suspicious about her excuses which happen about every four weeks, following the lunar calendar. “It’s a family curse. According to legend, foxes wanted to become humans. But because a fox wanted to be human and walk and two legs, there’s a consequence. How do I put this? A very odd diet.”
Sam had no idea how many rules were being broken, but some things did start to add up. Of course, it took a lot to freak him out... Or, well, he’d like to think that anyway.
“--Areum, I don’t think you could ever make me think you are a freak,” he told her, “I do fight some freaky things in space.” Sam was out in space half the time, and honestly had no sense of time whatsoever in some cases. Of course, Areum may not of been fully aware of that bad habit. “Odd diet?”
ayoungeststark:
❛ Don’t worry, i won’t eat this. Just wanna to check, its seems pretty delicious. You made it ?? ❜
“--Oh, it’s just you Logan,” he turned around and began gathering things to make the frosting, “Yeah, I made it. Wanted to thank your dad for all his help looking for mine and all and wasn’t sure how to do it...”
OPEN TO ALL TONY STARKS, cause Iron Dad needs more love.
“--Now, I just have to sneak this giant ice cream cake so Mr. Stark can have a nice...” He delicately picked up the multi-layered, and highly decorated, Iron Man cake he had made from scratch as a present for Tony. But then he turned around.
“--Surprise?!” You know, there’s some humor to this. Because there was no excuse he could come up with to fool Tony now, was there? Not only that, the man surprised Sam instead of the other way around.
Kaelynn: Sam, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Sam: No, Kaelynn. That would be a mistake.
Kaelynn: Sam?
Sam: Yes?
Kaelynn: I made a mistake.
Sam: Iron Man, quick! You have to pretend to be my dad to Kamala's dad.
Tony (taking the phone): Hello, this is...Dad Nova. Yes, the children are playing blasters. Sorry, playing WITH blasters. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.
Tony (handing the phone to Sam): Sorry, I panicked.
nova #3 starring tony stark: dadvenger
First Meeting Sentences!
“Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi.” “Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?” “I think they gave me your coffee by mistake.” “Your dress is beautiful.”
“That is an adorable dog. What’s their name?” “Wow. What a jerk.”
“I don’t suppose you have a pen, do you?” “Where did you get that coat? It’s gorgeous.” “Is there a problem here?”
“Are you okay?”
“Did you lose a cat?”
“You left your bag behind.” “Sorry. I didn’t mean to stare.” “You don’t look good. Are you feeling okay?” “It’s raining and I don’t have an umbrella.” “This is going to sound crazy but my car died and I need to call AAA but I left my phone at home. Can you call them for me?” “You wouldn’t happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?” “Have you been crying?”
“You look hungry, let’s get you something to eat.” “I don’t get modern art.”
“I’m not sure it’s a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark.” “That smells amazing. What is it?” “I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing.”
“Are you okay?”
“Is this your car? I’m afraid I nicked the door.” “Could you turn the music down?” “Can you believe that asshole?” “Sorry, let me move my stuff.”
“--Whoever is in the kitchen, step away from the cake. It’s for Mr. Stark.”
metalandcurls:
🔧 → ❝ Dibs on your X Box after your mom kills you. ❞
“--My sister has already called dibs on the Xbox and the helmet.”
itsybitsyparker:
If Sam was acting strange Peter took no notice, entirely focused on the photgraph. He frowned thoughtfully at the picture, it was a shot of Nova in action on one of the rare times he on Earth, Peter had taken it himself, he’d been trying to get a photo of himself for the Bugle and mistimed the shot, getting Nova instead. He didn’t think it was a bad shot at all, it was a side view which were always hard to get right, it had a lens flare due to the glowy blueness that seemed to surround the hero at all times, but it wasn’t a bad shot at all. He’d probably get a fair price for it if he’d decided to sell it to the Bugle. “It isn’t terrible.” He protested aloud. “I mean, it’s not like the guy takes his helmet off in public so I couldn’t exactly get a good shot…..”
“Yeah, the old guy was named Richard Rider.” He’d met Richard a few times, never under good circumstances and usually in the company of Johnny Storm which meant he spent most of the time making sure the hothead didn’t set Rider on fire or something equally as ridiculous. “But this one is new, and I just….I gotta know who he is!” Peter might have a bit of a crush on him, but it was like a ‘super badass hero’ crush, not a ‘hang posters on your bedroom wall’ kind of crush. He did not have posters of Nova. (He totally had posters of Nova. Right next to his one of Iron Man)
“So you’ll help me right?” Sam had already said yes but Peter didn’t care. “I have some Avenger-y type contacts, you know, because of the whole Reporter thing, we can ask around there?”
Oh man, this was a bad position to be in and Sam was not entirely sure what he should do. For one thing, HE WAS THE GUY IN THE PHOTOGRAPH and secondly, there was this thing called a secret identity. Not only that, he already agreed to help Peter because dammit, he wanted to spend as much time with his crush friend as he could!
“That’s probably because he has a secret identity like Spider-Man,” Sam deadpanned, “I mean, the helmet is like his mask and I’m sure he has a good reason for keeping it on.”
Rider...
Yeah, there was a bridge he did not want to cross. He became NOVA after Richard disappeared and supposedly died in action. He found the guy’s helmet, even spoke to his family and Sam wanted nothing more than to give the Rider family the answers they were looking for--because they were the same questions he was asking himself.
“Avengers?” Thank god he didn’t have much to do with the Avengers and was mostly in space with the Guardians of the Galaxy. “Yeah, that would be a good place to start.”
Oh god. This was happening. They were looking for him!
Warm Bodies - sentence starters
1. “I just want to connect. Why can’t I connect with people? Oh, right… it’s because I’m dead.”
2. “I wish I could introduce myself, but I don’t remember my name anymore. I mean, I think it started with an ___, but that’s all I have left.”
3. “Ew, gross. Stop, stop. Don’t pick at it, you’re making it worse.”
4. “This is what I have to look forward to. It’s kind of a bummer.”
5. “God, we move slow. This could take a while.”
6. “Now, I’m not proud of this. In fact, I’d appreciate it if you’d look away for a moment here.”
7. “I don’t like hurting people, but this is the world now.”
8. “I don’t want to hurt you. I just want to feel what you felt. To feel a little better. A little less dead.”
9. “Why me? Why did you save me?”
10. “I told you. Not safe.”
11. “Oh no. Stop staring, you’re acting weird again.”
12. “Oh man. I cannot remember the last time I had a beer.”
13. “This date is not going well. I’m going to die all over again.”
14. “I want to go home, ______.”
15. “I know you saved my life, and I am grateful for that. But you walked me into this place, so I know that you can walk me out again.”
16. “Are there others like you? I mean, I’ve never ever heard a _____ talk before.”
17. “A few days, huh? Well, what am I supposed to do for a few days around here anyway?”
18. “What’s with all the vinyl? Couldn’t figure out how to work an ipod?”
19. “There you go again. Shrugging. Stop shrugging, shrugger. It’s a very non-committal gesture.”
20. “My ______, he/she/they died back there. Will he/she/they come back as one of you?”
21. “It’s just, in my world, people die all the time. So, you know, it’s not like I’m not sad that he/she/they is/are gone, ‘cause I am. But I think I’ve been preparing for it for a really long time.”
22. “It must be nice to sleep. I wish I could. I wish I could dream. But that’s not really an option for me.”
23. “You said a few days. It’s been a few days, _____. I have to go home.”
24. “I was thinking. You could sleep in there if you want. On the floor. These houses creep me out, so…”
25. “Hey. Do you have to eat people? Or you’ll die?”
26. “Are you actually dreaming right now?”
27. “You can’t dream, ______. Dreaming’s for humans.”
28. “It’s not gonna happen, ______. Not after you told him/her/them that you ate her/his/their ex.”
29. “So much for dreaming. You can’t be whatever you want. All I’ll ever be is a slow, pale, hunched-over, dead-eyed zombie.”
30. “This is what I get for wanting more. I should just be happy with what I had. Things don’t change. I need to accept that.”
31. “It’s okay. I’m not infected.”
32. “Are you sure nothing bit you?”
33. “I thought I lost you.”
34. “Oh shit, am I cold? Is that what this is? ______ don’t get cold.”
35. “The people here, they’re not like me. If they see you, you’ll get killed. Do you understand that?”
36. “I actually missed you.”
37. “It’s funny. You feel warmer than I remember.”
38. “You’re safe here tonight, ______. After that, I don’t know what we’re gonna do.”
39. “How old are you? Because you could be twenty-something, but you could also be a teenager. You know, you have one of those faces.”
40. “We have to move fast. ______ chasing me. They’re chasing us.”
41. “Would you change the song, please?”
42. “This may sound crazy, but I think the dead are coming back to life.”
43. “Who the hell do we shoot?”
44. “Are you still bleeding?”
45. “I wish I could say we cured the _____ with love, but really we just straight up killed them all.”
46. “It was scary at first, but every great thing starts out a little scary, doesn’t it?”
47. “Oh, it’s okay. I don’t mind the rain.”
48. “Now you’re supposed to say I’m pretty too.”
49. “Do you remember your name yet?”
50. “Really? You don’t want to know what it was? You don’t want you old life back?”