Pretty Things & Whatever @ofteacupsandgears - Tumblr Blog

mrs-starkgaryen

Violet: I hear Penelope may be getting a proposal tonight.

Colin: Yeah, from me

miss-crazy-rose

The two Featherington carriage drivers looking at each other while they’re driving to Bridgerton House

pensbridgerton

Then why ever would you-- Why does anyone marry, brother? For love, of course.

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

squareallworthy

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

storm-of-feathers

What

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

ovenroastedtwerkey

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

feluka

tried to get an artsy shot through the balusters of an eepy stray kitty i found...

then she woke up and we became friends! she must've smelled that i'm an orange cat parent.

drowctorquackquack

Someone has a crush

The description is even funnier

katelyn-danger

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

katelyn-danger