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allianceofficer:
❝ ————— i’m just covering my ass. a dog with a splinter in its foot still bites. ❞ it’s obvious that the splice is in pain ( which twists ugly within his stomach; he’s never been heartless! ) but, it must be worse than even the surface betrays if erzats is willingly asking for help. he cocks a brow as erzats’ gaze wanders, drifts, calculates that there isn’t much time left before he loses consciousness ( if he even can. ) breaches the distance to position himself behind the man, sets careful hands ‘pon shoulders to encourage erzats to sit as straight as possible. ❝ you might want to find something to soak in that whiskey and bite down. this … is probably going to hurt. ❞
Erzats doesn’t really respond to the first part. Merely mumbles a half-hearted ‘fuck off’ as he leans to dribble black blood away from his legs. The implant in his eye was malfunctioning, clouding his vision in static. When Kaidan touches his shoulders, he flinches away, narrowing his eyes at whatever form he could focus on. ❝ Hey. Watch th’merchandise... ❞ He slurs, but after a few seconds, he leans back. He’s clever enough to know he needs the help. Just too stubborn to be wholly accepting of it. ❝ S’fine. ❞ He fumbles about to light another laced cigarette, dragging the open whiskey to his side. Inhaling the smoke and whatever high this roll-up, contained, he craned his neck to pop it.❝ Go ahead. Don’t need to bite nothin’. Don’t hold back neither, just get it lookin’...ship-shape real smart, like. ❞
theconviict:
❛ I’d rather you don’t fucking look at me at all. ❜ And yet she doesn’t make a move, simply stays put, staring in front of her as she finishes the current drink she’d been working on. The PRIORITY of life had been to be left alone, and she’d thought maybe if she had just given him that one warning he’d do just that – as most people did when confronted by the inked biotic. However, he didn’t. Instead he asked more questions, Jack’s eyes slowly closing as she sighed in frustration. This is what she got for leaving her corner of the world. A flick of her fingers sends another drink her way, eyes finally making contact with the stranger, noting small details that seemed to set him apart from other humans. ❛ I don’t LOSE dares. But if you must know, they’re from all over … some of them done myself which let me tell you, is a fucking hard thing to do. ❜ She eyes the cigarette, wondering if she should indulge in another vice. ❛ If we’re going to continue this conversation, you owe me one of those at the very fucking least. ❜
❝ You sure? I mean, ain’t just tobacco in these. If you can’t handle your shit, don’t cry to me after. ❞ In truth, he’d forgotten what was in this one exactly. It was either a high potency, Union-engineered Splice painkiller, or some kind of human amphetamine mixed with procaine. Still, he taps the case and offers one to her, sliding it across the counter. Along with his lighter. A rusty old zippo with a crude crucifix torn into it. ❝ About as hard as performin’ repairs on your own limbs on the daily? I feel ya, darlin’. ❞ He’s being a mite condescending. He doesn’t seem to realize. Maybe he’s actually trying to relate to someone for once. Odds are, he’s just drunk and talking shit. ❝ You ain’t a familiar face here. I’d've known ya’. What brings ya to this piss pool, you get bored of your regular? ❞
You’re confused. Or I just don’t know how to bite my tongue anymore.
allianceofficer:
❝ ————— mm. close enough. ❞ a shrug of his shoulders, offhanded acceptance of both the multiple mispronunciations of his name and the splice’s typical inebriation as he makes his way toward the man ————— arms folded across his chest, leaned slightly to the right to follow the man’s gestures toward his back. ❝ sí, i could fix it. are you … asking me to? ❞
❝ You really gon’ play games with me right now? ❞ Erzats is visibly exhausted. It chimes in his accent, drags down his eyes. The shallow breathing he manages is rattling with blood. He needs a damn smoke. Man, he doesn’t want to ask for help, but when half of your spine is ripped apart it fuckin’ hurts more than you could ever hurt your pride. And now, the children drift into his vision. His eyes settle on them. To everyone else, he is looking at nothing. But for him, it’s a terrible something.
❝ Alright, yeah, guy ------ can y’stitch my back hole up please? I’d be mighty grateful. ❞
❛ I don’t want to beat your skull in with this bottle, so quit staring at the ink, okay? Or … whatever the fuck you’re staring at in my G E N E R A L DIRECTION. It makes me fucking uncomfortable. ❜ – – –// @ofthysin liked for a starter
. ❝ Would y’rather I try, an’ fail, to stare discreetly? I’ve never been that kinda man. ❞ && his southern twang sings with the trace of alcohol, lilted by insobriety. Truth be told, he’d never seen ought like her outside of the Union. For a minute, he’d mistaken her ‘ink’ for cybernetics, similar to his own, hence his staring He’d soon realized his mistake but hey, he was high as a kite. Give a splice a break. Erzats lifts scarred, nicked metal fingers to place a cigarette between his lips, light it, draw it in. The words that leave him next are on the exhale. ❝ Where’d you pick those up, then? Mighty fine handiwork. You lose a dare or somethin’? ❞
are you into 6′8 alien dudes with multiple cybernetic limbs and implants? is a bad attitude, daddy issues and foul language your thing? do you like your men tall, murderous and handsome? THEN ERZATS FRAY IS THE SPLICE FOR YOU. created from the dna of a human and two other unknown alien sources, kidnapped by a religious cult and forced to be their unholy messiah for years, created to be an unstoppable killing machine and currently time travelling to a universe near you!
if you fancy giving him a visit, he’s over HERE. be warned: may bite, scratch, claw, or shoot your head off. but he’s lovely on the inside. deep, deep, deep on the inside. give this a LIKE or a REBLOG for me, his wrung-out mama, to come on into your ask box to do some plottin’ an’ some lovin’ for ya. love and peace guys.
@tireure approaches.
❝ I ain’t eatin’ your oven-baked devil food, pumpkin. I don’t trust nothin’ I ain’t killed my-damn-self. ❞ He’s glaring at a plate of dinner he’s being offered. Papa Orzo never cooked for him, told him he didn’t deserve the luxuries of the Lord. Forgive him if he’s a mite distrustful. ❝ Why are you so damn persistent? ❞
@allianceofficer approaches.
❝ Hey! Hey. You, yeah, over yonder ---- ❞ He’s slurring. Piss ass drunk. Half of his metallic spine is hanging out of place, hissing and sparking with energy.
❝ Kai- Kaiden? ❞ He’s pronouncing it totally wrong. At least he tries. ❝ Kaiden right? You any good at ... fixin’ shit? I mean, I could maybe ... ❞ He gestures to his wounds. He’s too stubborn to ask for help outright, but he needs it.
i have so much muse but all my replies are done, so like this for a one liner starter, even if we already have something going on. <3
Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.
@willreignite
Erzats sat in the cryo bay of the Nexus, being tended to by a medic with a very shaky hand. He doesn’t blame her. Last time he was here, he’d massacred most of her friends. All staff were under direct orders to treat him with the same courtesy as the rest of Ryders crew, hence them repairing his cybernetics and mopping the blood off of his face for him.
Though they weren’t happy about it. Sneers and jeers were thrown his way. One doctor even spat at his feet as he passed. Erzats seemed unaffected. When you hate the very fact that you even exist, it’s hard to be afflicted by the hate of others. He had enough hurt already.
❝ What’re you gawkin’ at, bitch? ❞ He snaps, at a woman who’s been ogling him ever since he sat down. At his sudden outburst, the medic tending him finally comes to her senses and abandons him. He doesn’t seem to notice. ❝ By the way you’re fuckin’ me wit’ your eyes, I’d’ve thought you’d’ve bought me dinner first. ❞
[kaidan voice] 6'8"????? our cautiously budding friendship is CANCELED
[ erzats voice, muffled by a cigarette. ] well our cautiously budding friendship never had a chance anyway because i’m obviously too much man for you to handle, bitch.
are you into 6′8 alien dudes with multiple cybernetic limbs and implants? is a bad attitude, daddy issues and foul language your thing? do you like your men tall, murderous and handsome? THEN ERZATS FRAY IS THE SPLICE FOR YOU. created from the dna of a human and two other unknown alien sources, kidnapped by a religious cult and forced to be their unholy messiah for years, created to be an unstoppable killing machine and currently time travelling to a universe near you!
if you fancy giving him a visit, he’s over HERE. be warned: may bite, scratch, claw, or shoot your head off. but he’s lovely on the inside. deep, deep, deep on the inside. give this a LIKE or a REBLOG for me, his wrung-out mama, to come on into your ask box to do some plottin’ an’ some lovin’ for ya. love and peace guys.
ofthysin:
alrighty helloh, this is my first starter call, so give this a lil like and i’ll get you a starter up asap!! <3
When I die, let the wolves enjoy my bones. When I die, let me go.
~Wolves by Down Like Silver (via soir-dans-les-montagnes)