BOOK STARTERS VOL.36 THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY DOUGLAS ADAMS
❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜
❛ Time is just an illusion. Don’t panic. ❜
❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜
❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜
❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜
❛ So this is it — We are going to die. ❜
❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜
❛ There is a theory which states that all this has already happened. ❜
❛ I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young. ❜
❛ Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. ❜
❛ You are so unhip it’s a wonder your bum doesn’t fall off. ❜
❛ Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. ❜
❛ There is an answer. But, I’ll have to think about it. ❜
❛ Sorry, did I do something wrong? ❜
❛ That’s just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that. ❜
❛ This is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜
❛ Excuse me? Why am I here? ❜
❛ You can loathe it or ignore it, but you can’t like it. ❜
❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜
❛ You could fit my capacity for happiness into a matchbox without taking out the matches first ❜
❛ That’s the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody’s said to me all day. ❜
❛ Who is this “god” person anyway? ❜
❛ I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you’ve never actually known what the question is. ❜
❛ Was there even any reason behind all this? ❜
❛ Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜
❛ Don’t you see what this means? It means we must be on to something! ❜
❛ Please relax, you are perfectly safe. ❜
❛ That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜
❛ It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜