[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[evildoctorcoconut]

Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this

[oliveweed]

I need to realize that it’s okay to drop people out of your life that do you no good

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[i-ducking-love-ducktales]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when i stretch in the morning

[onlytwitterpics]

[toastbutteregg]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

[salmmonney]

[alldrugstuff]

[yvn6bl00dkilla]

“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

W A S T E D. [Pets of the week video]

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[writing-prompt-s]

Omg

[likeitaughtyou]

☆LiL PEEP☆

[shesnake]

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

[fymodernfamily]

[pawkitj]

best modern family scene ever

[rachel--duncan-deactivated20150]

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break