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Emmett (they/them) My header is my bearded dragon and that's honestly the best part about my blog. Also if you go through my #littlebuddy tag it's all posts of cute animals.

[onlytwitterpics]

[illinoisiest]

as a member of the HGTV+ community

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[weeb-potato]

When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:

[vuitton]

[nana-71926]

The most tender gaze.

[themightykaimonster]

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

[kiwi]

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

[etthereal-deactivated20180821]

*takes bong rips while crying*

[speedoweedo]

im dead at ‘in zoology science licks you’

[speedoweedo]

a science licks a man

[dalniente]

what a big science

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[social-justice-greenknight]

me: big city driving scarey ):

me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw

[steviestudying-deactivated20180]

Shout-out to people studying with a mental illness.

You’re doing this with half your brain tied behind your back and that’s pretty badass

[dirtbagbarbie]

“Half your brain tied behind your back” is truly the most accurate description of my life I could possibly imagine

[zamosvelour-blog]

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[passthatdutchbymissyelliott-dea]

*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe

[ogfuckkboiii]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back