Hippity Hoppity Lemons Are My Property

The original sour boi

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ok but can I not today

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i am normal about characters

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#said while gripping sink staring into mirror

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Was having a great dream

But of course alarms are a thing

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I will disappear for long periods of time then come back to either shitpost or ask a question

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Is getting a soup or salad with a meal at a restaurant an American thing? Like I've been to a lot of restaurants and never once been ordered either, someone explain please.

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i am the og lemon

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Ok hear me out.

Why doesn't ice stay cold if the other ice is cooling it down?

It's the chemicals, the government are putting a chemical called "fluorine" in it to make it more drinkable, yeah right anyone with a brain knows it's to melt the ice.

Why do they do it you ask? Well you have come to the right place my friend. You see they want us to think that global warming is real, but it's not they make the ice melt with chemicals so our monkey brains will go "ooh ooh aah aah mm yes global warming is real" but I know the truth, they want my head because I know the truth and they know if I spread it then people will believe me because there are people on the internet who will believe literally anything.

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Being creative takes skill and time

I just don’t have the energy to learn how to be.

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Earth isn't entirely made of earth

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What is the name of the boat from Titanic again?

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If I am going to sleep you can be sure as hell I will not roll over normally, I will roll over the opposite way I want to be and go all the way around.

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Anxiety is just the noodles wanting out.

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My hair out here actin like I've been in a jungle for the past week

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I have just fallen in love with lilo and stitch all over again, not only is stitch indestructible their definition of utter demolition is just him mildly inconveniencing everyone.

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Mmm jelly bones

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Accidentally just reblogged my own post and freaked cause I didn't know how to delete it and now I feel stupid