It wasn’t until now did Hiyoko realize just how much she had sweat in the past few minutes. No matter how strong her muscles had gotten from years of professional dancing, and no matter how dirty she played, there was no doubt in her mind this girl would crush her in an instant. Which was the reason why Hiyoko opted for something other than a physical brawl, and preferably something she actually had a good chance at. Therefore, a dance-off.
Unfair? Perhaps. She was a Super highschool level dancer, after all! But who cares, as long as she had the advantage. With her heart pounding in her ears and a wicked, but faltering, smirk stretching her face she awaited Sakura’s answer, feeling the weight of every passing second. But out of all the possible responses she could have given, Hiyoko expected this one the least…
“I do not understand what you mean by ‘dance-off,’”
“You…” Her arms dropped to their sides and her spine sank as she stared insultingly slack-jawed at the other girl. “…You don’t know what a dance-off is?… K-.. Kususususu~!“
Sakura Oogami’s upbringing was still a complete mystery to Hiyoko, leading her to read into the question more than she should have. “Are you stuuuuu~pid!? Or did all that muscle eat your brain?” The tiny terror allowed herself a step back and raised her arms gracefully, going through the movements of one of her traditional dances as she explained.
“It is the most artful form of competition. Both participants try and out-do one another in talent, poise, and above all, who’s the better dancer!”
“What say you, beefstack~? You still wanna go?”
So, as Hiyoko moved like a human-faced flamingo adjusting to the gravity of the moon, Sakura made a couple of mental notes.
One, beefstack? She assumed that was a kind of misguided insult. It brought to mind a number of cows balancing delicately atop one another.
Two, no. Absolutely not. Pigs could fly and Hiyoko could hit puberty and Sakura would still absolutely refuse to agree to any kind of so-called '''''dance-off'''''. It wasn't even to do with the inevitable embarrassment it would bring Sakura, who was sure she would be compared to further kinds of lumbering four-legged animals and called out for her awkwardness and maybe it had a little bit to do with the embarrassment. Only a little bit, though.
For the most part it was the simple fact that she knew better than to agree to a challenge she could not possibly win. (It was a mite odd thinking that. It had been a very long time since she could not win a fight. Then again, it'd been a very long time since she'd agreed to a fight that didn't involve lots of punching.) Growing up in a dojo, you learn a lot about respect and honor and dignity (and a lot about, well, punching), and some of that means backing down from a fight that you cannot win.
Which here means not trying to twirl around and look graceful because quite frankly as rude as those hypothetical insults would be they would be kind of accurate.
Of course. The difficulty lay in actually verbalizing all this. Without. Actually, uh. Verbalizing it.
Being Sakura was hard. Not like that you dirty piece of shit.
She watched Hiyoko's movement somewhat blankly and cleared her throat.
"It would do you well not to judge me as stupid," she said first off. "Anyway. Though I feel this would be best settled with a fair fight in some way, I will have to decline your offer. Whatever it is you feel you have won, you have won."
This was far from over you undersized chunk of placental matter.








