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Full time alien enthusiast

[bob-belcher]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[sagolii-sandcat]

We are watching this man have a mental break down from trying to be Trumps hype man.

[xxziggystardust]

[thereisonlyonescreech]

[getoffmylawnk]

One of the ways I’d abuse my powers if I had them

[lagonegirl]

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

[prostylgel]

BITCH YESSS

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[lagonegirl]

You should share this for people in DC and close to you!!

Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this! 

[fomysquad]

IMPORTANT!!!!

Signal Boost! 

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog to save life 

[terriblepersona]

This kind of stuff is so common in Mexico, in the best case is just a pyramid scam but thanks to this post I know they may be sex trafficking

[micdotcom]

Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

[plainwhitebees]

you either die calling people daddy, or live long enough to be called daddy

[paxamericana]

[blackmodel]

LMFAOOO

[fake-ass-teena-marie]

Good

[dangxiety]

[rockandrollchick29]

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[optimism-or-no]

famine, death war, pestilence

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[bivampirism]

nervousness level: ben wyatt

[gaystation-4]

when everyone else is enjoying an audio post that tumblr won’t let you play

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

[therealraewest]

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point