I love my dog.

•Self made man • •19 • • In a relationship •

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[dulect]

“ I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal”

[quotemadness]

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via quotemadness)

[theheartbreakseries-blog]

[orka-nism]

Luke Skywalker (1977) x Leslie Knope (2009)

[sheismysquishy]

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

I love girls that look mean like yes kill me

[beanzinos]

[lameborghini]

[acdsv34ce198qfchsldkja-deactiva]

tfw = two fucking weiners

[misterjakes]

[whatsernamee-deactivated2025022]

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

[bird-paws]

[oh-eleven-lets-run]

Sorry for being inactive if anyone cares.

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[fuks]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person recording: “Oh my god!” [laughs]

Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.”

Person recording: “Oh, shit.”

[abyss-reminisce-blog]

How about if we cuddle and then I make you cum

[bpd-root-deactivated20161003]

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

beyonce is gonna drop a single the day before the general election and we’re gonna forget we need to pick our president

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

I want to be hydrated but if that means I gotta pee every 10 minutes then count me out sorry about your luck kidneys