[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

We can’t answer those because we’re laughing too hard and can’t breathe.

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

[fullmetalviolinist]

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[harzilla]

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[maneth985]

[tristieebubbles-deactivated2015]

I still kick ass at this game!

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

3rd place isn't kicking ass

[equitys]

[materiajunkie-deactivated201905]

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

[2damnfeisty]

#staywoke

[imabeast78]

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

still not enough characters.

[averagefairy]

the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

Shy is not introverted. Being an introvert keeps you alone because you want to, whereas being shy keeps you alone because of the crippling fear of social judgment.

[paintraincomic]

[pakaojawn-blog]

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

Talking to people reminds me of how much I hate them and how much I love books.

[share]

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

[bewbin]

yall know what you did, trying to sell a shady weight loss pill to your followers and then acting as if your the victim and this wasnt justified. you deserved this for not being a decent person

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’re pretty tired of ants on your picnic blankets or would like to ride in a hot air balloon

[officialunitedstates]

tumbler:  here’s a recommended post of a homestuck character vampire toad

me:  I need you to stop right now

[sugarybrains]

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[friendly-cat-blog]

[unimpressedcats]

la kitty de chic

[zeekayart]

so if you plunk in your measurements to this website it’ll pop out a little bald version of yourself

[oh-look-somebody-actually]

horf horf horf horf

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

[leaf-fae]

yes