[slyssnakes]

Potter Potter

[ladylluan]

Please please please Don’t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice💋

[kaymardsa-deactivated20260729]

Harry learning his mother practically despised his father in school before they both grew up a little and fell in love is such obvious foreshadowing for Drarry its insane.

[slyssnakes]

sassy draco

[iamnmbr3]

Voldemort: So you had Harry Potter captured and completely at your mercy on the Hogwarts Express and you let him go?

Draco: Oops? I did break his nose first.

*

Voldemort: So you had Harry Potter captured and completely at your mercy on the floor of your living room and you let him go??

Draco: I didn't realize it was him? I thought it was a different dark haired, green eyed wizard with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.

*

Lucius during the Battle of Hogwarts: Where's my son?

Voldemort: Perhaps he has befriended Harry Potter.

Lucius: How could you say that?

Voldemort: ....

Voldemort: Have you met your son?

[itgirldraco]

auror potter always asks for his favorite healer after a mission

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Why does Malfoy have to be the best at everything? You know, just for once, I’d love to top him

Ron: That you can

Hermione: He meant in class, Ron

Ron: Oh, then that you can’t, buddy

[slyssnakes]

he’s feeling very normal about this

[slyssnakes]

Love love love the trope where Harry is so tired of being a celebrity and praised and doted on, so when Draco comes around like the cunt he is and unashamedly roasts the hell out of him, Harry is like actually please do that again

[slyssnakes]

Draco I'm-most-definitely-not-in-love-with-potter Malfoy

[slyssnakes]

Additionally, Harry I’m-not-obsessed-with-malfoy Potter

[meemoop]

The Skirt

some guys really wear it better than us girlies 😭

[daddiesdrarryy]

Hermione: Harry, what were you thinking making out with Malfoy in the bathroom?

Pansy: A minute ago you were at each other’s throats, now you’re just at each other? What happened?

Draco: Well, he hit me, then I pushed him. One thing let to another. You know how it is

Harry: Draco looked cute, so I kissed him

[inwiltshire]

[slyssnakes]

I fear he may never recover

[slyssnakes]

Bonus: accidental magic getting out of hand

[pucksonnetboys]

he's got such a crush

[substellaris]

weekends at the weasleys

[faiell]

you shouldn't trust me