oh, big nerds

And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; But there are no....uh.... trolls? Trolls. There are no trolls in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out.

[ohbignerds]

Welp

So You Quit Your Job. 

[ohbignerds]

summer 2016

All I am willing to talk about right now is Phil Dalhausser and how I played (AND WON) beer pong in a hotel room this weekend. 

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[bigbigtruck]

incredible

[ohbignerds]

that and dragons. and musicals.

this is my Media DealBreaker. 

[baseballcardvandals]

Never forget.

Own this BCV Original.

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[dispersibility]

But YALE?????

[ohbignerds]

I have watched this maybe 400 times in my life and I cackle like an absolute idiot every. single. time. 

[cilly-murphy]

I don’t need a congressional honor. I don’t need Agent Thompson's approval or the president’s.

[debbiecountry-deactivated201610]

I crossed a childhood dream off my list when I finally saw 9 ½ WEEKS the other night. I’m now totally obsessed with Kim B’s hair in this movie and have convinced myself to get mine just like it even though she’s that pretty woman who can pull off any look (and I’m so not). That sweatshirt look is my favorite.

[ohbignerds]

 i just cut my hair and it’s pretty much this exactly? brb going to buy that sweatshirt. 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

- Ernest Hemingway

[ohbignerds]

i just laughed for 15 minutes.

[ohbignerds]

if you could see me now

Me: remember that day i wore a weird burgundy monochromatic outfit that involved a shrunken turtleneck sweater that has always been too short on me but in the dark of pre-dawn i decided looked "cropped," and also colored high-waisted jeans with kind of a subtle tone-on-tone snake print? the result was "harried 1994 mom trying to look like her teen daughter." that was a good fashion day! (ps that day was today.)

[ohbignerds]

keep in touch

In the Department of Questionable Ideas: my longtime bffffff and general Nice Dude have decided to include you on our emails once a month, UGH? 

sign up here: http://tinyletter.com/kit

[ohbignerds]

books

this year sucked. here’s some books I read. 

http://lindsaysheltongross.tumblr.com/post/135638922148/what-i-read-in-2015-state-of-the-books

[ohbignerds]

i love my boss 

[ohbignerds]

no seriously save me

If I have any regrets in life (I have a lot of regrets in life but) it’s not taking a photo of the four teenage girls sitting at the table next to us at last night’s Aimee Mann/Ted Leo/John Roderick/Jonathan Coulton/Liz Phair Holiday Spectacular. I have never witnessed such a mix of misery and boredom in my life. (The show was terrific, FYI.)

We saw them in the parking lot pre-show, all wearing mismatched college sweatsuits and dirty Uggs and facial expressions of unadulterated pain. Teen: “Who are these people again?” Mom: “Musicians! But funny ones! It’ll be great! They are really talented and cool and their humor will be really dry.”   Teen #2: “Oh no.”

I WAS DELIGHTED.

[demonius-darkblade]

[ohbignerds]

I don’t really like Christmas. 

[annfriedman]

omg. 

[ohbignerds]

the last few weeks in my life have been.... less than ideal.