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The reason why people think anarchists only want to break shit and hurt people is because all anarchist movements outside of insurrectionary tactics have been sterilized of mentions of anarchism, or are completely ignored. Some of these include:

Anarchists had a huge part in the labor movement and continue to fight for workers rights to this day.

Anarchists have been heavily involved in anti-war movements.

Anarchists have been heavily involved in movements against racism.

Anarchists have been heavily involved in the fight for the liberation of women and LGBT people.

Anarchists do a fuckload of community service in associations like Food Not Bombs, where we use perfectly good produce and other food that would otherwise be wasted by supermarkets to make meals and feed the community for free.

Anarchists put on music and film festivals.

Anarchists run animal shelters and take part in animal liberation movements.

Anarchists run healthcare, daycare, and other workers collectives.

Anarchists have legal support and fundraising organizations which reach out to people who have been incarcerated by the state, providing means of contact and for people to write letters to prisoners.

But y’all don’t hear about that, because maybe people would actually agree with us if they knew what we were actually about.

Funny how that is.

wiisagi-maiingan

Native cultures are not interchangeable.

Every single Native culture is distinct and unique, though many share similarities, and lumping them together is ridiculous. And while some practices are pan-Indian, the vast majority are not.

Kokopelli isn’t “Native American,” He’s Hopi.

Dreamcatchers aren’t “Native American,” they’re Ojibwe.

War bonnets aren’t “Native American,” they’re Plains Indian.

Wendigoag aren’t “Native American,” they’re Algonquian.

Totem poles aren’t “Native American,” they’re Northwest Coastal Indian.

Skinwalkers aren’t “Native American,” they’re Navajo.

Stop homogenizing our cultures. Every Native culture is beautiful and unique and deserves to be treated that way.

toothmuncher3000

Don’t fall into the trope of “pan Indian”. Fucking teepees and totem poles never existed together. Totem poles are permanent structures, teepees are fucking tents for nomadic peoples. First Nations and indigenous cultures are all deep and uniquely complex, it would be like confusing England with Russia.

sashibunbun

That’s not to say there’s absolutely nothing that’s common. The natives of the Americas had at least three major cultures (in Terms of Europe its like Germania, Slavia and The Balkans) but those were somewhat locked into specific regions (like Europe) and weren’t all over.

jakes-bootyass

“Who could ever love the grinch?”

Martha May Whovier, Whoville’s resident furry:

valtsv

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

icantwritegood

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

ladylike-foxes

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

movedtotwitter-villainplague

character in a fight scene: [ spits their own blood into their opponent’s face ]

me:

violetsblossom-deactivated20190

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by grabbing at their hair and pulling them in to whisper huskily into their ear*

me:

the-jingler-deactivated20190219

Characters in a fight scene: *have both their weapons on each other, making it mutually assured destruction if either one makes their move*

Me:

theshitneyspears

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

radomnicestuff

LET’S GO

unbotheredmuse

10mb

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

doujinshi

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

oforlikelalune-deactivated-deac

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

jaybler

hotboyproblems

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

threehoursfromtroy

Don’t. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.

happilynever-deactivated2019031

I needed to hear this so badly

ruinedchildhood

anthropofagy-deactivated2021041

hey guys just wanted to let you know i might die updates soon

anthropofagy-deactivated2021041

so: a huge earthquake just hit my area and my stuff is sort of screwed. there’s a gas leak in my house and we got a lot of damage, and on top of that there’s a tsunami coming, but we’re headed to high ground so i’ll be physically safe

anthropofagy-deactivated2021041

my family is safe but we had to shut off our gas and our heat, which. isn’t ideal in an alaskan winter but we still have electricity. our house is standing but there’s structural damage and our chimney literally fell off to somewhere?? it’s one of those little pipe ones so we haven’t found it but it means we’re getting a lot of cold air. it’ll be a while before the government gives us money to make sure our house doesn’t fall apart if they do at all. in the meantime we need to get some more blankets and maybe one of those plug in heaters? uhhh. things are pretty screwed up in my city right now. lots of bridges and roads are looking like this:

if you guys wanna send me some money for supplies while we figure out how to get heat back that would be pretty good, i know i’ve been making a lot of donation posts recently but i didn’t get enough to hold us over after getting hit this hard

https://www.paypal.me/Zillennial

Go to paypal.me/Zillennial and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

anthropofagy-deactivated2021041

another update: the city no longer has water and power… we need money for bottled water and i don’t know what else. i’m scared as hell right now because people are saying we might get an even bigger aftershock

imperfectkreis

I’ve said it before but I’m really only looking for three things in a video game

character creator

be gay

pet dogs

betterbemeta

I like to write but it tortures me that there are some scenes that really I’d only be able to communicate with a Homestuck Flash

inverts

#homestuck disrupted mediums and I don’t like it

koobaxion-deactivated20220403

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face.