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Honestly, fuck the gods.
Fvck these dating apps, tbh. If I wanted to date a demon I’ll summon one the old fashioned way.
List of Superpowers
An incomplete list of powers that can be used for good and evil.
amalgamation – ability to merge existing creations
attack powers – blasting, shock waves, object projection, fire breath, laser vision, etc.
creation – ability to create out of nothing
dream manipulation – ability to change dreams
echolocation – ability to determine locations through reflected sound waves
elasticity – ability to stretch their body in any way
element control - ability to control the elements
emotions manipulation – ability to manipulate the emotions of others and themselves
empathy – ability to feel and replicate the emotions, moods, and temperaments of others
energy absorption – ability to absorb energy from people and objects and use it
enhanced physical skills – like senses, stamina, strength, accuracy, intelligence, speed, etc.
fear inducement – ability to evoke extreme fear and horror in others
flight – ability to fly
hypnosis – ability to hypnotise and manipulate others
immortality – not being able to die
immutability – not being able to get altered by outside forces
invisibility – impossible to see
invulnerability – being immune to all forms of physical harm
knowledge replication – ability to replicate the knowledge and skills of others
levitation – ability to levitate in the air
magic – conjuring things
mind control – having control over another’s mind
omnilingualism – ability to speak and understand every language
portal creation – ability to create portals for transport
psychokinesis – ability to move energy and matter
reality warping – ability to manipulate reality
regeneration – ability to rapidly heal
replication – ability to replicate people (including themselves) and objects
self-detonation – ability to self-explode
shapeshifting – ability to change their appearance
telekinesis – ability to move objects with their mind
telepathy – ability to communicate through their minds
teleportation – ability to instantaneously travel
temperature resistance – ability to survive extreme temperatures
vocal mind control – ability to control people with their voice
x-ray vision – ability to see x-rays
More: Hero & Villain Masterpost
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Fake Dating - Practice Kissing Edition
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To make it more convincing when they finally tell the world about their (fake) relationship, they have a list of things they need to practice so they feel comfortable in front of an audience. Hand-holding, wrapping an arm around the other's shoulders, cheek kissing, real kissing...
They are theater kids at heart, so of course they do rehearsals.
Reading articles on how to "kiss like a real couple" ruins their afternoon, because they try to follow all the advice at once.
They realize their first kiss will be a lie in front of people to sell their fake relationship. So they tell their "partner" and make sure it's just a tiny lie and just the two of them for the first kiss.
They are fighting about who the better kisser is, so they use their time to find out.
Public affection never came natural to them, but it is what sells the relationship, so they practice to get more comfortable.
They know that there wouldn't be a chance that they had to passionately kiss in front of an audience, a simple peck would be appropiate enough, but it doesn't hurt to practice it anyway. Just in case.
Practice kissing actually makes them less nervous before going out as a fake couple, so they keep on doing it.
They are taking this very serious and therefore keep a list of all the ratings each practice kiss got from them.
Dialogue
"Well, we'll need to look convincing."
"Oh my god, what if they ask us to kiss?" "Who is going around asking couples to kiss in front of them?"
"Maybe we can say we're just not into PDA?"
"I never kissed anyone before and now it will be with you in front of people."
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" "Wow, there actually are people demanding others to kiss."
"Promise me not to fall for me when I kiss you."
"Can we try again? Properly?"
"So... how was that?"
"I get that we should practice once or twice, but every day?"
"You can do it a bit more... deeper. I give you permission."
"Not sure what we are practicing for anymore."
"I have heard my kisses can be pretty intoxicating, so maybe I should drive you home after this."
More: Fake Dating Masterpost
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friends in love
associating certain songs with them because of memories or lyrics
casual physical and verbal affection suddenly feels more meaningful
communicating through exchanged glances alone, no words needed
doing couple activities together
drunken kisses / making out
everyone around them knows, even if they don’t
friends making bets on them
going all out for gifts and events
‘i want you to be happy so why can’t i be happy for you when you’re in a relationship?’
intimate nicknames and inside jokes
joking about basically being married anyway, with a pounding heart
knowing absolutely everything about them
neither acknolwedging the growing tension
noticing the little things about each other
“remember when…”
seeing each other come into their own as they mature
the first person they text after anything happens in their life
“this reminded me of you”
not being sure whether the emotions they feel are romantic or platonic
terrified to ruin the friendship
y e a r n i n g
explosive love confessions once the tension boils over
Smutty One-Liners Part VIII
"Your moans are my favourite sound."
"Come a little closer."
"I can see you enjoying this."
"Just a little bit more."
"Nothing I can't fix with my hands."
"I simply can't wait any longer."
"Tell me how much you like it."
"What a lovely smell."
"You're like fire, burning me with every touch."
"Let me catch up, you shouldn't be the only one naked, right"
"Good enough, or do you want more?"
"I can't wait to try this with you."
"We don't need to rush, we have all the time in the world."
"Hmm, are really not wearing anything underneath?"
"I would really like you to show me."
"What is your dirty little mind thinking?"
"Oh, I really like the way that sounds."
"You're reactions are what gets me going."
"Do you want me to show you how it's done?"
"Let's hear you scream for me."
Smut Masterpost
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Self Sacrificial Dialogue Prompts
“Quit trying to die for me!”
“You idiot! What the hell was that?”
“Are you okay?” “Am I… Am I okay? You almost died!”
“You could have died!”
“Are you trying to get yourself killed?”
“Can you hold off on yelling at me until I get a shower—“ “Absolutely not, do dumb shit, get dumb rewards. Get your ass over here.”
“No! We are not doing again!”
“You’re such a selfish bastard! You don’t give a fuck about what happens to me if you die. All you care about is going out as a hero!”
“How can you be so dumb? Come here, let me take a look at that…”
“I don’t give a shit what happens to me, I need you safe.”
“You run off and get yourself in danger and I swear to god, we’re done.”
Quiet Hints of Vulnerability in Dialogue
⊳ "I've never heard that one before." / "That's a first." (In response to a compliment or even insult.) ⊳ "Oh yeah, I used to be really __." (Ugly. Fat. Short. Unpopular. Any negative adjective.)
⊳ "It's not the first time this happened. I'll be okay." (In response to a painful event.)
⊳ "I... didn't think it'd hurt like this."
⊳ "Dang, I wish I was __ like you." (Smart. Pretty. Funny. Any positive adjective.)
⊳ "I'll do better next time, I swear."
⊳ "Hey, uh. Do you think I'm (too) __ ?" (Annoying. Overbearing. Any negative adjective)
⊳ "Are... you going to leave?"
⊳ "Why me? I don't understand what you see in me."
⊳ "Aren't you going to get some food?" "No, it's okay. I need to eat less anyway."
⊳ "No, it's my fault. I just need to work harder, somehow." (In response to a failure or mistake.)
⊳ "You really think I can do this?"
⊳ "Do your __ (parents, friends, etc.) also tell you __?" ('You're too loud', 'you're too lazy', etc.)
⊳ "Oh, no, it's okay. Let them be. I hear this all the time." (In response to an insult.)
⊳ "I don't think you should've chosen me."
⊳ "Haha, I'm not actually that __ (smart, talented, etc.). You should look at __ (name), though."
These subtle cries for help are subtle because they're often spoken lightly--almost like a joke. A passing comment that flew by too fast to analyze. They're honest but not dramatic and often don't focus on themselves--the character speaking. These lines are fantastic for foreshadowing and revealing deeper, more sensitive parts of the character.
In real life, we don't always directly ask for help. We don't directly rant about our more personal and lasting issues, but we'll make comments with deeper meanings, and you can absolutely demonstrate this in your writing.
Happy writing~
3hks :)
Writing Prompts: Disbelief / Denial in a Fight
“I can't even look at you right now.”
“You did not just say that.”
“What, you gonna fight me? Is that what we've come to?”
“This is low, even for you.”
“I can't do this right now. I'm getting a room for the night, let's talk when you've calmed down.”
“Really? After everything, this is what makes you lose your shit on me?”
“Calm the fuck down! What the hell?”
“Grow up!”
“Why would someone who claims to love me treat me this way?”
“I'm tired of walking on eggshells.”
“All you do is fuck things up.”
“Why is loving you so damn hard?”
“Give me a break.”
“I love you, but right now you are downright terrifying and it makes it hard not to leave forever.”
love language: gift giving
constant supplies of snacks
“do you want it?” whenever someone expresses mild interest in one of their possessions
fighting hard to win them a prize at an arcade
having no real sense for what is an appropriately priced/sized gift
keeping every single gift they ever received, and remembering who got it for them when and for what occasion
lists that keep track of their loved one's personal preferances
little gift bags with the tag “made me think of you :)”
random objects that remind them of a loved one being relivered like a prized possession
sending gifts from afar by contracting local flower shop deliveries
souveniers carefully picked out on every trip
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Hero Motivations
Avoiding financial ruin
Escaping / dismanteling a toxic / dangerous way of living
Finding love
Finding purpose
Following a prophecy
For a cause that matters to them (family business, …)
Forced to act against their will
Fulfilling a promise made
Fulfilling their life’s dream
Getting over a personal issue
Living up to expectations
Preventing their own death or that of a loved one
Purely out of the desire to do good / philanthropy
Redeeming self for past mistakes
Revenge after being wronged
Saving a loved one
Saving their world / society
Tearing down an unjust system / institution
Thrill for adventure
To gain respect / love from someone
Uncovering the truth
Vindication / proofing someone wrong
See also: Villain Motivations
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