on and on and on

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

teacherblaine:

I will. Thanks.

Anytime...might as well make myself useful, I guess.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

teacherblaine:

Hopefully next month.

Let me know if you need any help around the house.

[teacherblaine]

luke-humderson:

Because I’m a bundle of negativity these days, I guess. I used to just be a cynic. But you and dad are sick, so I should probably suck it up and keep this shit to myself now, right? Sorry for being so annoying, I’ll work on it. How’s everyone at home?

Look, I know everything seems up in the air with your dad and I but I don’t want you to keep anything from us. Your dad’s health is finally on the positive side and the only thing that’s looming over my head is this kidney transplant but I’m okay. So if you want to be cynical, please feel free to do so. And for the record, you’re not being annoying. As for your siblings, Jasper has been having some trouble sleeping but we’re working on that. And Darcy’s doing good.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

When is the kidney transplant happening?

[fashion-b-kurt-hummel-anderson]

Goodness where did my mind go?

I meant to order 30 yards of Crepe from France, 20 yards of Tafetta from Italy and crossed those numbers.  I mean I can get the material nonetheless, but they were such good deals.  C’est la vie.  I just can’t get out of this jet lagged funk.  I mean, I got back 3 weeks ago!

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

You sure it's still jet lag? I feel like after three weeks, it could be something else. Are you taking vitamins, or anything? Maybe it's seasonal affective disorder, or something.

[teacherblaine]

luke-humderson:

I’m aware, and it’s not like I’m doing it because I’m forced.  I do enjoy being with him…I’m just not going to pretend it’s something that it’s not.  It is what it is, and while it’s not the classiest thing about me, I’m still enjoying it.  Besides, he’s talking about traveling now, and that’d be nice.  I mean, it’d be inconvenient, with the pump and all…can I even fly with that?  Elevation wouldn’t affect it, would it?  But whatever, traveling would be great.  I have places I’d like to see, and now’s the time.

Oh, I just assumed since you wanted to get rid of him, that you felt like you were obligated to be with him. I honestly don’t know about the effects of flying on your heart pump but you should bring it up with your doctor. If flying is out of the question, I heard traveling by train is really nice.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

Because I'm a bundle of negativity these days, I guess. I used to just be a cynic. But you and dad are sick, so I should probably suck it up and keep this shit to myself now, right? Sorry for being so annoying, I'll work on it. How's everyone at home?

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

teacherblaine:

You do know that you don’t have to sleep with him, right? I mean, I know I’m your dad and I really shouldn’t have a say in this. But if he’s a perv, then leave. If you really believe that your time on this Earth is limited, then you should be living your life. Who gives a flip about some middle-aged man who sucks.

I’m aware, and it’s not like I’m doing it because I’m forced.  I do enjoy being with him...I’m just not going to pretend it’s something that it’s not.  It is what it is, and while it’s not the classiest thing about me, I’m still enjoying it.  Besides, he’s talking about traveling now, and that’d be nice.  I mean, it’d be inconvenient, with the pump and all...can I even fly with that?  Elevation wouldn’t affect it, would it?  But whatever, traveling would be great.  I have places I’d like to see, and now’s the time.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

teacherblaine:

Maybe he just really likes you. I mean, there’s a chance that your life expectancy could increase. I’m not saying I’m flamboyant; I’m staying I could never go out in public and deny the fact that I’m gay. I mean, even when I drunkenly kissed your Aunt Rachel when we were in high school and kinda liked it, I never considered I was straight. I thought I might be Bi. It turns out that it was just the beer googles but I don’t think I could ever pretend to be straight to please others.

Or maybe he’s a middle-aged man who’s really excited that he’s able to get twenty-year-old ass?  Most people aren’t good people, despite what you want to think.  Most people actually suck, that’s just sorta how it is.  You shouldn’t have to pretend to be straight to please anyone, people should be pleased that you’re pleased.

[sophiaandersonnn]

Crazy, crazy, crazy. 

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

What is?

[teacherblaine]

luke-humderson:

Um, a month, maybe? You mean besides being overly nice to me? Not really. Ah, I see…that’s weird. Did she think it was still the 50s?

Okay. Have you asked him where exactly he sees this going? She probably did. I mean, I don’t think there was any way to hide the fact that I wasn’t straight. I was the kid who practically came out to his mom when I was still in elementary school.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

What's the point in that? I already told him my life expectancy, It's not like he isn't aware of what's going to happen. So, I'm assuming he just wants someone young to fool around with for a hot minute, and then I'll die and he'll move on. He doesn't have to worry about me being a golddigger, I guess? You aren't as flamboyant as you think you are, honestly.

[lovelylaurel]

luke-humderson:

It’s a long story, I guess.

I’ve got time. I feel like we haven’t talked in awhile Luke.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

Too true...I've been kinda preoccupied. How have you been?

[lucyroseevans]

luke-humderson:

If someone you sleep with pays your rent, do you have a sugar-daddy/mommy?  Is that what that is?  This is a pretty big concern in my life, currently.

Uh… Yeah probably and I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

First of all, take a deep breath. Second, if that's illegal, so is dating anyone....so....no, it's not?

[teacherblaine]

luke-humderson:

Yeah, but…I already told him not to buy me things.  I also told him that we aren’t dating, or whatever.  And that I’m dying, so he should stop wasting his time trying to get romantic.  Still, he buys me things…and then I tried to pay my rent (only a week and a half late this time), and I find out it’s been paid.  As well as next month’s.  Also, was that woman somehow completely unaware that you were gay…?

How long has this been happening? Also, is he doing anything to make you uncomfortable? I mean, besides paying for stuff. Oh no, she knew I was gay. She wanted me to hide my sexual orientation because she thought that it would hurt my chances of being famous. So, the fact that I refused to leave your dad put an end to that.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

Um, a month, maybe? You mean besides being overly nice to me? Not really. Ah, I see...that's weird. Did she think it was still the 50s?

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

teacherblaine:

I think you end it like any other relationship. I wouldn’t say it’s common but when I was younger, there was this older, wealthy woman who took me under her wing. She showered me with money, gifts, and offered to make me a star. The ony thing was that she wanted me to end my relationship with your dad.

Yeah, but...I already told him not to buy me things.  I also told him that we aren’t dating, or whatever.  And that I’m dying, so he should stop wasting his time trying to get romantic.  Still, he buys me things...and then I tried to pay my rent (only a week and a half late this time), and I find out it’s been paid.  As well as next month’s.  Also, was that woman somehow completely unaware that you were gay...?

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

lovelylaurel:

How did that happen?

It's a long story, I guess.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

If someone you sleep with pays your rent, do you have a sugar-daddy/mommy?  Is that what that is?  This is a pretty big concern in my life, currently.

[lovelylaurel]

Yeah, that sounds a little like a sugar person. What’s going on Luke?

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

I somehow got a sugar daddy, I guess...it wasn't deliberate.

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

teacherblaine:

Um… I think so?

Somehow, I have a sugar daddy...and I’m not sure how you end a sugar daddy relationship?  Is this a common issue?  

[ohfuckmeimwrong]

If someone you sleep with pays your rent, do you have a sugar-daddy/mommy?  Is that what that is?  This is a pretty big concern in my life, currently.