I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

Grace. Baltimore.23. Fandoms, feminism and small animals.

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[incorrect-percy-jackson-titles]

House of Hades chapter 19:

It’s the great corn plant, Nico Di Angelo

[cutekittengif]

[ditzyalpaca]

fish are friends. not food.

[jennytrout]

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

[azaraspirit]

that double take though LMAO

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fanonical]

hermione: the note was signed by r.a.b

hermione: think, harry, who do we know that-

harry: it's lupin, isn't it? holy shit, it's totally lupin

hermione: no, i-

harry: i am the world's greatest detective

[shoeboxgoblin]

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

[illogical-bullshit]

I really like this post.

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[gasmaskaesthetic]

Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive

[ailxnn-tblr]

•Kat Dennings and Tom Hiddleston•

[springerconnie]

My friends, liking marvel but not being fans : What did you think of Endgame ?

Me : This movie was incredible I don’t have words to describe it

Also me, inside : THIS MOVIE WAS THE BEST THING EVER BUT IT ALSO BROKE ME SO MUCH IM CRYING ALL THE TIME THINKING ABOUT IT WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO US IM SO CONFUSED I DIDNT KNOW I COULD BE SO HAPPY AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME UNTIL THIS MOVIE IM EMOTIONAL PLEASE HELP ME

[kategorema]

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

[wiipciity]

sir that’s my emotional support ending, thank u

[glittangrease]

never been to disney but this is hilarious

[possiblypessimistic]

this is ART

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

eat a baguette and lose a world war

[tacomel420]

*being chased by tigger* absolutely not absolute not

[bestofgleecast]

[arandomthot]

These two things get confused for each other far too often

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

She said, “Children, it is too late to be out all alone. Where are your parents?”

“They’re … um …” Annabeth started to say.

“We’re orphans,” I said.

“Orphans?” the woman said. The word sounded alien in her mouth. “But, my dears! Surely not!”

“We got separated from our caravan,” I said. “Our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we’re lost. Is that food I smell?”

.

He looked us over. “How did you die, then?”

I nudged Grover.

“Oh,” he said. “Um … drowned … in the bathtub.”

“All three of you?” Charon asked.

We nodded.

.

“I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle,” I said. “For-get it.”

“Percy,” Annabeth said. “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.”

The poodle growled.

I said hello to the poodle.

.

“I don’t know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me-”

“Are you kidding?” She looked at me as if I’d just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.

“What’s the problem now?” I demanded.

“Me, go with you to the … the ‘Thrill Ride of Love’? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?”

.

I LOVE my kids

[chillaxingwithanaxe-deactivated]

Me reading the lightning thief:

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

what’s hilarious is that the version of this that’s going around without the quotes is getting heavily commented on that Annabeth has the brain cell the entire time

and like…….. you guys are missing out on the fact that Annabeth was horrified that someone would see her with Percy in an abandoned water park where the only people there are in fact, her, percy, and grover.

This is Dumbass Annabeth erasure and I won’t stand for it.

[incorrect-newtina]

Tina: When I said “Bring me something back from the beach” I meant like…a seashell or something…

Newt, struggling to keep hold of an infuriated seagull: Well maybe say that next time.

[destinyrush]

[saunwolfgirl]

well in his defense only one of those things will actually hurt his political career as a republican

[firelord-fried]

[puppersofnewyork]