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My ducks may not be in a row, but they also aren't my ducks. I don't know where these came from whose ducks are these

[possiblypessimistic]

Oh my god look how fat they are!!!!!!! I love them!!

[possiblypessimistic]

Every time I go home to visit family and I hang out outside I think about how easy it would be to fearmonger tiktok with stupid Appalachian things that aren't scary at all

Like no those unsettling sounds aren't some mysterious ancient cryptid of the night, they're not even coyotes, those are the imbred hound dog/blueheeler mixes from Mr. Donehough down the road. He doesn't train his dogs. Musta got out again.

Oh that old creepy driftwood statue in the middle of the woods, that's not a cult or some ancient long forgotten god... Yeah no some highschoolers did that a few years ago for fun. It's name is Richard the Destroyer. Highschoolers hang out there and smoke weed.

Also people don't realize there's always one freak with like, a zonkey or something, around somewhere and the sounds that thing will make are not comforting or familiar

[tinyfeministpixie]

I want a Star Trek show that takes place 3000 years after the events of the original series, and it follows an archeologist who just keeps finding evidence of Starfleet ships that broke the prime directive. It starts with her own culture, who worshiped the enterprise until like, 100 years before the start of the series and she keeps finding evidence of Starfleet having fucked up on underdeveloped worlds that are now spacefaring.

There is exactly one (1) time travel episode and instead of being in awe of meeting the people she's studied, she's pissed off and lectures them about unethical space travel.

In this episode, shenanigans happen, and a planet is in danger, and she realises why they broke the prime directive so often. and begs them to save a planet.

Prime directive is broken, she's the reason, and it turns out it was her planet. It's her fault. She spends the rest of the season having an existential crisis.

[earhartsease]

"and after all, in the end the Prime Directive is, just a directive"

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[possiblypessimistic]

Spotted: Chunky ant leaves ant bar, content

[possiblypessimistic]

LOOK AT MY OLD BABY!!! She's a good girl!

*vet pics, because my roommate took her to get her checkup while I was out of town

[possiblypessimistic]

I'm visiting my parents and started going through the basement- ever see something that knocks your brain back 17 years because whow

[spielzeugkaiser]

I swear Rocky is looking at Grace like he’s his 15 year old dog who is starting to make strange sounds in his sleep-

[possiblypessimistic]

Gosh I love this kind of tree

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[lemondoddle]

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

[souvenirs]

[possiblypessimistic]

I think I deserve a treat for how well I'm taking this whole switching from nightshift to dayshift cold turkey thing

Woke up 12+2+6+1 hours ago

I'll do the math when I can figure out if it's AM or PM right now

[possiblypessimistic]

Yeesh people weren't joking about how different Jurassic Park the book vs the movie is

A teenager dies a gruesome death within the first few pages

Not even 30 pages in and a newborn baby gets its face eaten by tiny cobra venom raptors

[possiblypessimistic]

C-4 really is just like that huh

[animentality]

[possiblypessimistic]

Me, nightshift, getting absolutely flash banged by sunlight as soon as a dayshifter opens the bay doors: oh fuck Jesus Christ the sun-

Dayshifter: don't worry about the burning its just your body producing vitamin D for the first time

[fangs-4-fags]

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

[fangs-4-fags]

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

[fangs-4-fags]

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

[fangs-4-fags]

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun