[ohgoshcalum]

What’s wrong with my super cool penguin facts? Define ‘good things will not happen to me’, Cal. I don’t have any facts at the moment—- but I do have a joke. What do penguins like to eat?

Luke. This is why you don't get laid.

[lightworn]

You know your mum’s crazy if she expects you to e-mail her a minimum of five paragraphs every day. What the hell do I even write about? It’s not like I’m planning on telling her about my binge watch on penguin documentaries in full detail.

[ohgoshcalum]

If I hear any facts about penguins on this tour, Luke. I swear good things will not happen to you, mate.

[loudons]

[ohgoshcalum]

I can’t wait to get fucked. My sleeping schedule is already screwed so, am I.

[michael-fs]

Cal, you’re everyone’s dream dude.

[ohgoshcalum]

Am I really, Michael? I usually just tour for the food and babes.

[michael-fs]

I can’t wait for my sleeping schedule to get fucked!

[ohgoshcalum]

I can't wait to get fucked. My sleeping schedule is already screwed so, am I.

[ohgoshcalum]

Hey guys. I'm actually super excited for this. One; because I've never actually played Calum before and Two: because I've never played in a group with only boys. So well see how it goes. But I'm excited because I feel like this will be home and those rps I think about all day. Well all be close hopefully <3 also my name is Resa and my time zone is MNT. C: going to work now I'll be back in about 9 hours. Bye loves!!

[ohgoshcalum]

うぜんだよ

Help complete our 5SOS rp by applying for Michael!!! WE WANT THIS TO START TONIGHT!!

[ohgoshcalum]

うぜんだよ

IN CURRENT NEED OF A MICHAEL IN THIS AWESOME 2X2 RP WITH THE BOYS OF 5SOS. COME JOIN US SO WE CAN HIT THE ROAD!

[ohgoshcalum]