Theodore :D

Just your average bear-demon-thing 🧡💛🤍🩵💙——🩷🤍💜🖤💙 Aro-Ace + Genderfluid

[thedoroftheo]

[thedoroftheo]

Would anyone be interested in hearing about my super cringe self-insert character/self-ship-sona/oc x canon garbage/yumeship?? thing? Like in detail? Because I need to redo my inheritance cycle character that I shipped with Murtagh because they gotta kith.

And potentially maul eachother while Thorn sits in the back like that one vine of the two brawling and the guy yelling “Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle??”

[letoscrawls]

Campfire gossip short comic

Turns out having a newfound half-brother comes with unsolicited opinions about your uneventful love life this started as just an exercise and turned into a ten days hell for some reason lmaooooo As a big fan of the campfire scene with Roran and Eragon at the beginning of brisingr, I wanted to give my own personal rendition of an hypothetical equivalent scene but with Murtagh.....please god let him and saphira fight 24/7 because it would be so fucking funny

edit: it's very important to me that you imagine murtagh's laugh exactly like elijah wood's will-you-wear-wigs hysterical laugh

[the-floodwater-seeps]

felt the ground move beneath me as if i was on a boat

[thedoroftheo]

Me but when I’m laying down/having a meltdown and the room goes wobble wobble wobble wobble

[thedoroftheo]

I really gotta stop reading fanfiction past my bedtime.

[b0y-of-the-st4rs]

You have to listen to me.

What we’re not gonna do is masculinize Blue, okay?

Promise me. Promise me you won’t masculinize him. He’s a beautiful feminine black man, and we’re gonna leave him like that.

We’re also not going to whitewash him and remove his locs.

Got it? Tell me you understand. Promise me.

[thedoroftheo]

[dr-grace-official]

Thank you for the antidepressants Eridian science team! Can I have synthetic edibles next? 🥺

[thedoroftheo]

Doctor Grace please no you’re a teacherrrrr

[thedoroftheo]

I just.

I just watched the Backrooms movie. And uh.

I can’t believe a horror movie almost made me cry. And I can’t believe I was able to sit through something like that.

Fuck you the “I don’t want to change” part is far too personal for me and that asshole is a very uncomfortable vision of the future, minus the wife.

[thedoroftheo]

FUCK THEY TOOK MY FAVORITE BLIZZARD OFF THE MENU

[the-floodwater-seeps]

sorry. sorry what do you mean full time retainer wear is meant to last THREE TO TWELVE MONTHS. my orthodontist told me SIX WEEKS. are you FUCKING SERIOUS

[thedoroftheo]

Yeah no I got off easy when it came to my retainers and ortho work in general because my teeth are well behaved. Retainer solidarity!!

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[thedoroftheo]

I love when I forget to take my meds on time and then I forget why I’m even here and why I inhabit this flesh prison

[thedoroftheo]

[thedoroftheo]

I have started showing my mom some of the Eridian Welcoming Committee memes and she had to stop reading them because of a headache. Don’t know if it’s from the jokes!!

[thedoroftheo]

IM MAKING MY MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND WATCH PROJECT HAIL MARY LETS GOOOOO

[thedoroftheo]

Watched project Hail Mary and concerned my mom because I was crying at the scene when Rocky and Grace depart

[thedoroftheo]

IM MAKING MY MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND WATCH PROJECT HAIL MARY LETS GOOOOO

[the-floodwater-seeps]

this ollllll ruby riderrrrrr is ruby ridin alloooone

[thedoroftheo]

she’s a sturdyyyyyyyyy, solitaryyy stoneeee